and the good news is the ducks have returned this morning...so they have been fed as have Julie and the rabbits ...
so shall we have a brew? here yall go...
hiya det the log..hows you today then mate ..all good I hope...looking at getting a pet?get a goldfish ..dont take up much room...they will blow you a kiss ..they dont like long walks,or poo in the garden....
heres some facts I thought were interesting....yawn...have a good one friend
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Morn Lav Internet is paid...want to buy a spare wifi adaptor? may come in handy ..a one chance offer..next week you will be kicking yourself ..I wish I had bought that ..so beat the crowds ...to you only...
yep its a rototiller ..only a small one, but good enough to just break up the ground as a base for turf..anyways chief dog sitter...are they still behaving?nice to tell you when they were coming back!my next lot of tomatoes are thru...considering I am not really supposed to eat them...potassium or something,I aint doing bad.....also planted some rose cuttings in potatoes last night to increase my stock..so here you go big brew...
tt ...evening dasher...so define normal...normal is just a socially accepted set of boundaries and parameters of word,actions and behaviours,that have been set either through custom and practice or legislation over the years...I go every year to get told my brain is normal....I wouldnt put too much money on that bet!!how are you doing now that you are home?
hiya ppqp...hows you today?sorry to hear about your bil.." I will be there for my SIL and deal with Grandma if I have to. I'll just have to put my "big" girl pants on and do it." its about respect,saying farewell,au voir etc and supporting people..not for fighting, you do whats best for you in your heart and head..you will be fine..If grandma decides to play up, use the biggest weapon there is..tirade unleashes..."and sorry,just remind me again ..who are you?" and immediately press the ignore button!! you will be sound..
hey pauly ,hows you today then all good I hope..when you quit..there is only one person you hafta be honest to...thats it..you have a great thursday...(that made ya think!) and a great tomorrow too..
right peeps big shout to the snoopster the pie lady,nora c ,sam the man, eskay and all the others on this af journee...
I lent my Scouse neighbour £20 last week and I haven't seen the bstard since.
bargain or what?
This is how bad immigration is getting.
I walked into my local corner shop wondering if I could pay by my card and all I said was "Visa?"
and the guy ran away...
ebay is crap..ordered a Dyson and look what they sent....
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My first wife died from poison mushrooms my 2nd wife died from a fractured skull,,,,she would not eat the mushrooms
Patient: "Doctor, I’m ugly."
Doctor: "You’re not ugly."
Patient: "But everybody says I’m ugly!"
Doctor: "Listen, you are not ugly."
Patient: "I know I’m ugly."
Doctor: "You are a fine, strong looking man."
Patient: "I’m a woman."
our local flasher was thinking about retiring, but he's decided to stick it out for another year
I found a hearing aid outside my garden gate.
When I saw my neighbour I asked, "Excuse me sir, is this yours?"
He just blanked me the ignorant bstard.
A Police Officer pulled me over for speeding. 'Have you been drinking sir?', asked the copper. Yeah, i've had 16 pints of lager, 10 shots of whisky and a bottle of wine
'What the hell are you doing driving'? .. I couldn't fecking walk, i replied.
Just read a statistic on the most common way people walk when drunk. It's staggering.
Listen , you won't be hearing from me for a while. The police are investigating me for stealing swimming pool inflatables... I gotta lilo..
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Trump," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Trump spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
"Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
liverpool
The only place in the world where your wallet gets off the bus two stops before you do
a fat woman goes to her doctor and asks whats the easiest exercise i can do to help me lose weight ? he replies shake your head from side to side .she asks how often should i do this ? doctor says every time your offered food u fat git
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again
my kids are running around the house making a hell of a noise.
Shouting things like, "We're fcking freezing, let us in!"
I said, "I'm off out, mum."
She said, "You ain't going anywhere until you change that mini skirt."
I said, "Why?"
She said, "Because I can see your b,llocks, shaun
I said to my wife, "Where have you been?"
She said, "Shopping in the sales. I bought this dress for a ridiculous figure."
I looked at her and said, "You're not fecking joking."
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
‘Where the hell have you been all night?’ she demands.
‘At this fantastic new bar,’ he says.
‘The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – hell, even the urinal’s gold!’
The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.
‘Is this the Golden Saloon?’ she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
‘Yes it is,’ bartender answers.
‘Do you have huge golden doors?’
‘Sure do.’ ‘Do you have golden floors?’
‘Most certainly do.’
‘What about golden urinals?’
There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,
‘Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!’
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