right lets get a brew going...
hiya Nora C welcome to the madhouse ...how are you today?hows things at home ?ok I hope...
I define me..yoo hoo..good mornin to you ..what day is it in yoursville? at least its a booze free one..:thumbsup:
hiya ppqp..ta muchly for your kind words, no sno here....how did you get on at the liars..oops lawyers?hope its in your favour fingers crossed for you...
hi snoopster ...ta for your nice swords..yep going to look at rabbits this weekend...In confession ..for me as well as Jeeves..only getting 1 tho..Ive done the more than one thinking and it wouldnt work in my opinion ...its about him ..not me..
pauly ...so kind ..thanx for the wind yesterday!!!stop eating broccoli beanz and sprouts for breakfast....and gues what...my bougie has got flowers on it!!pics to follow..
hiya det ...how are you today mate ..Im writing this with gluvz on ..bunny lottery is ok...be interesting to see who we get...as pauly said personality will play a big part ...We are so chuffed with you on here ..mate I hate to say youve done it..but you are doing abs brill..so give yourself a big germ free pat on the back
Hiya Lav...how are you today then?all good?Im only on no2 brew this morn...yep its not been the best 6 moon of my life,and I agree I dont know how it would have been if I was boozing..but that feeling is no longer part of me..it would be really strange and wouldnt feel right to now do what was once a natural reaction...I could no longer get smashed than be president of the us...well theres a chance there based on current trends :egad: mind you our politics aint that great ...we are coming out of europe,,so we will give you money for the next 3 years so that we can kid ourselves on that we are still friends, whilst the rest of europe shafts us ...and all the points that were voted on to exit will still stay ..ie open borders immigration subsidising the europe pot...who dreamed that one up..at the same time in scotland youve got that loony woman..if it doesnt suit her purpose then she wants a re-run..it rained on tuesday ..thats not fair ..lets have today as tuesday instead .it looks nicer..
enuff..
right peeps Im off to get my going out face on...have a good day big shout to everyone...
McDonald's should have a third window in the Drive-Thru to take all the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window back!
These so-called 'food banks' are ridiculous.
I deposited some cake at one last week, but when I went to withdraw it today, they told me they had given it away. Unbelievable!
A guy just knocked on my door and asked who my energy supplier was, apparently, "Red Bull", wasn't the answer he was looking for.
Paddy is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he'd like something to drink. Paddy accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. "Excellent coffee," says Paddy. "Thank you," says the woman. "My husband brought it back from Brazil." "That's great," says Paddy, "and it's still warm as well."
I could smell the cooking from my Korean neighbours house today.
I knocked on the door and said, "Your wife's cooking is amazing, I can smell the spicy chicken from here."
He said, "It's actually your dog."
I said, "Fck off mate, my dog can't even cook."
Just deleted all the German names off my mobile phone.
Now I'm Hans free.
My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and I love it.
Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off her.
She's a cracker.
Whenever a bird sh.ts on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to let them know what I'm capable of.
NEW UNITED AIRLINE SLOGANS
Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating!
United Airlines: Now serving Punch!
Just imagine how we treat your luggage.
Hey, we said the “skies” were friendly…
Early boarding, late boarding, water boarding – all the same to us.
Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.
Please keep feet out of the aisle – we need dragging room.
You carry on, we carry off.
We can re-accommodate you the easy way… or the hard way.
United Airlines: Now offering the Mike Tyson experience.
She’s got a ticket to ride – and we don’t care.
New boarding policy: “Eeny, meeny, miney, mo…”
Would you like a window seat… or a concussion?
No only can our United family not wear leggings, but tickets must be paid for with the blood of an innocent.
If you weren’t afraid of flying before, you will be now!
We put the hospital in hospitality.
We treat you like we treat your luggage.
We’ll beat any price – and any customer.
If we overbook, you’ll catch a right hook.
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it's £4 a minute
I think you voted for the wrong Donald........
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