firsdtly brews all round....
ppqp...well done to you thats brill nooze...so what happens now then do you still owe the liar dosh?so pleased for you ..
hi Nora Cee how are you doing today?hope all is well with you ..
pauly hows about ye ..how are you doing then? you still got you alijaze and not feeling great?.....hope today is a better one
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!!
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hiya tt..how are you feeling today then?hope the bug buggers orf!!yes you must be pretty tired travelling all over the show...nice of your friends to put something together for you..keep your chin up ..!!
snooopster ..happy post hump day....hope all is well in snoopsville ...
hi wildflowers how are you doing today?hope you are doing good..
hiya Lav ..hows you then?all good I hope..yep our politics are similar to yours ..pretty sad..in fact its a case of see who can lie the most without being found out,whilst feathering their own nests at the same time..strange isnt it..America was once a dependat of Great Britain..then you kicked us into touch,and went your own way ,and now all these years later ,Britain..you notice the great is missing!is like a dependant of the states... I look at your politics ..mirrored similar in the main here,...as are traits foods mannerisms television etc..anyway lets av a brew... I got a Japanese acer tree the other day just a small one to grow on...equivalent of 2 dollars ..anyways moan over have a good day
hiya det ...doing good mate hope all is well with you ....hows the ebay selling going?I sold my car on ebay! have another good af one buddy.
right big shout to everyone...pie sam sk et al yoo hoo!!
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
3 boys are talking in the playground. The 1st boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world." "How do you know that?" Asks the other boys. "Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!" He replies."That's nothing," says the 2nd boy. "My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!" That's nothing says the 3rd boy, "My Dad works for the Council, he finishes at half 4 and he's in the house for 2."
Q. what do you call a bear with no teeth
A. A gummy bear
Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved. -
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous. -
Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. -
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon! -
Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night. -
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your xxxx off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your xxxx off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman." -
In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister." -
An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India." -
Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you're on the toilet?
A: European. -
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