hiya peeps ..howare you all today then ?Friday today the weekend starts noo...Im at the doctors this morning..blood test results...lose a bit of weight cholestoral a bit high ....holiday in florida anything to do with that one?its 5.30 am ...been up a wee while now...couldnt sleep..and julie wasnt too impressed with me singing...so here I is..
brew no1 on the hearth..ok boiled a kettle but the foist sounds better..talkin bout that..as a kid my job in the morning was to clean the shes out of the fireplace and reblack the fire with stuff called zebrite it came in a yellow and black striped toob...anyone had dealings with it..it got everywhere..
ok woffle over...
hiya Lav hows you today then?all good ..first out of the pot here you go...yep thats what attracted me to daphne her eyes...he is as mad as she is ..its just that he is really quiet...he is still eating,but not to the extent or food type he did...I grew kale specially for the rabbits and he wont eat it...he loves lavender...yes the sun wasnt too hot here...in fact it wasnt here !!have a great weekend ..you doing much?
hiya ppqp..wo so thats the liar finished ..getting nish nada nowt zilch heehaw...excellent ..keep her on your chrimbo card list..cant think of a better time to send a stamp less card..so thats you back to normal now?
oh and itsa big hello from ...
Mr_Burns_evil.gif
hiya pauly ....or mich..how are you today ?still got wind problemz?oh dear..what are you doing weekend ?flyin a kite?have a good one .....
snoopster hows you today then?all good I hope...yep going to see the peskies tomorrow aft..then home during the next week...need to split the garden and get the other hutch out to bond them,,dont think it will take him long will just depend on the other rabbit..
hiya No racee howz you today then?all good ?
mornin untamed flowerz ..you ok today then?and pray tell whats on your social calendar for the weekend?owt or nowt?
hey det ma man ...just like my bank account...no cheque in ...howz you?hope all is well ...
hiya pie tt sam sk ...and all the rest ov the krew have a great weekend
just heard that bananarama are going on tour....
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. -
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, "Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Israel..." -
An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its balls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street." -
Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving! -
A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Scotsman were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Christ the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Scotsmans turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Scotsman put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country." -
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother. -
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek. -
You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail. -
Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken." -
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice. -
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!" -
You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye. -
brew no1 on the hearth..ok boiled a kettle but the foist sounds better..talkin bout that..as a kid my job in the morning was to clean the shes out of the fireplace and reblack the fire with stuff called zebrite it came in a yellow and black striped toob...anyone had dealings with it..it got everywhere..
ok woffle over...
hiya Lav hows you today then?all good ..first out of the pot here you go...yep thats what attracted me to daphne her eyes...he is as mad as she is ..its just that he is really quiet...he is still eating,but not to the extent or food type he did...I grew kale specially for the rabbits and he wont eat it...he loves lavender...yes the sun wasnt too hot here...in fact it wasnt here !!have a great weekend ..you doing much?
hiya ppqp..wo so thats the liar finished ..getting nish nada nowt zilch heehaw...excellent ..keep her on your chrimbo card list..cant think of a better time to send a stamp less card..so thats you back to normal now?
oh and itsa big hello from ...
Mr_Burns_evil.gif
hiya pauly ....or mich..how are you today ?still got wind problemz?oh dear..what are you doing weekend ?flyin a kite?have a good one .....
snoopster hows you today then?all good I hope...yep going to see the peskies tomorrow aft..then home during the next week...need to split the garden and get the other hutch out to bond them,,dont think it will take him long will just depend on the other rabbit..
hiya No racee howz you today then?all good ?
mornin untamed flowerz ..you ok today then?and pray tell whats on your social calendar for the weekend?owt or nowt?
hey det ma man ...just like my bank account...no cheque in ...howz you?hope all is well ...
hiya pie tt sam sk ...and all the rest ov the krew have a great weekend
just heard that bananarama are going on tour....
18118914_1420387404695345_3185214551995512894_n.jpg
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. -
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, "Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Israel..." -
An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its balls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street." -
Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving! -
A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Scotsman were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Christ the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Scotsmans turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Scotsman put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country." -
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother. -
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek. -
You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail. -
Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken." -
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice. -
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!" -
You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye. -