tuesday

[Mick]

morn all....any one else having problems here?had to change my password yesterday,and just had to do the same again..hope all is well if this is ok will update later

[Jod]

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morn all....any one else having problems here?had to change my password yesterday,and just had to do the same again..hope all is well if this is ok will update later

Hi [MENTION=17668]Mick[/MENTION]

Please see the note in the Forum Downtime message.

[Pie]

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Morning Mick, Yes I had to change my password too, but otherwise no problems.

[porqoui]

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Same as Pi for me Mick. Had to change it yesterday but so far no problems.

Smarting over my income tax this morning, does it ever end!!!

[Pie]

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Hi, PQ!

[NoraC]

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Morning friends - or afternoon - or evening.

[Mick]

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hiya peeps ...tis moi......days end here...got the new car today...it is smart inside..pics will follow tomorrow..also phoned the rescue and yes I can pick panda up this saturday,but she isnt allowed near jeeves till next week..but they can be near each other....

hope everyone has done ok..lets have a brew and some jokes

Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I'm a sh.t !

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with."
"That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start."

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Police are looking for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lit match..

They need to catch him before he strikes again.

My friend said to me what rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end you wish you had a club and spade.

I got chatting to a lumberjack in the pub last night.

He seemed like a decent feller.

My wife just told me to grow up.
I'm speechless!!

To be fair though, it's pretty hard to say anything with 37 gummy bears in your mouth.

A duck was about to cross the road, when a chicken came running & said..

"No don't do it!, you'll never hear the bloody end of it!"

What do you call a whale with no pants on?

Free Willy.

[Lavande]

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Well, good evening Abbers!!

Never was able yo get on the site yesterday although I tried many times. Grateful to see everything fixed up so nicely today

Mick, great news about your new bunny to be, yay!
Congrats on the new car too, nice.

Greetings to SnoopStar, Pie, PQ, Nora & TT.
TT, I hope you feel better soon, try not to worry ahead, OK?

Hello to Det & Pauly, hope to see you both tonight. Hello to the rest of the crew.
I have been trying to work outside as much as possible, the weather has been cooperative.

Have a peaceful night everyone!

Lav

[Snoopy56]

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Good morning, it is Wednesday here, I could not log on yesterday as I could not remember my info. Back today and loved the jokes Mick, you are the best.

TT, take care sorry you do not feel well. Good think you are AF or it would be really bad. I often wonder how I survived with all the alcohol in my system.

Hello to everyone.