brews all round....
Det if I am totally honest..what can I say? you had a strategy,that you used previously,and it had worked,even during the trouble that you are going through at the moment,cant understand why you didnt use it or the support that you have got,on here in your group etc..all I can say is if you really want to quit.. dont quit quitting...that is Scottish English for you
few jokes for the table...have a good one peeps.
What's brown and runs around a field?
A fence.
What do we want?
A cure for Tourettes
When do we want it?
Fk off
I was just looking at my ceiling...
Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there.
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!
Midwife for sale.
Can deliver.
My wife has said she's leaving me because I've put CCTV all round the house.
I can see where she's coming from.
Thank goodness I went to a psychic, she told me someone was going to swindle me out of some money.
Best 100 quid I've ever spent.
An ice cream van crashed on my street yesterday the whole area was coned off.
I’ve started a support group for people who’ve been ripped off by locksmiths.
If you need me my door is always open.
I know a man that can chop down trees in his sleep.
He's a slumberjack.
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