mornin all..howz we today then?all good..?
dentist yesterday..I snapped an implant tooth,,so the whoel shebang has had to come out ..nother one getting made..fingers crossed for Friday...weather gawjus here,ghink its summer this week ..just built a cupboard in the van and put some shelves in..rabbits are doing ok..Panda is settling down tho they havent worked out who the boss is yet!!she is coming into the house now..
brew time it is
hiya snoopster hows you then?I concur with the views on corporate working..for 25 years,I lived breathed dreamt and ate security in prisons..and to put not a fine point on it ,Iwasnt too bad at it...all sorts of people would ask for advice and help on operational planning be it covert surveillance use of informants preventing escapes drugs assaults physical ,and procedural security. i had was pretty much up there at the top in that field...but there was a price..that price was my health,the sneaky drinking,family life,I certainly wasnt the nicest person in the world..I got out fortunately before it was too late,and for the first few months it scared me..No longer was I the big I am ,I was me,no one gave a rats ass whether I could write a strategy, or the operational requirement for managing an informant.the early days were a bit tough..Now ??I am too busy living to be interested in anything like that ..I have no interest in it other than a passing oh really..and the usual ...wasnt like that in my day crap..my life has lot more in it now than it ever did previously,I work hard now,but its work I enjoy,
you can translate my story into Lavs story ,SF you ..any of them life is for living not working..you work to live...wow where did that one come from..
morning det ,how are you/dentist?yep he is a nice guy ..but not to the estent I need to break my teef to go see him..hope your day goes well.
hi ppqp...no thyroid thingy ..good for you...so you are growing cauliflower?good for you..Ive never had a lot of success with it ,watch out for root fly and butterflies!!
hiya tt ....missed your post about so cal..need to check it out...hope all is ok
hiya Lav ...brew time ..you ok .?so whats in store today then?owt or nowt?..at least you are your own boss now and can do as you wish..lot to be said for that.have a good day
lotsa peeps missing ..hope you are all ok..have a good one...
My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child"
Which is ridiculous ....
Because I dont like either of them.
"Push harder!" I shouted to my wife whilst she was in labour. "Fck off you bstard!" She screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought, it wasn't my bloody fault the car broke down on the way to the Hospital!
I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying:
"Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"
What the feck am I still doing with this woman?
I want to stop smoking so my mate said to me, "try the E things."
It's not worked, I'm still smoking but now I can't stop dancing.
My wife wanted a new ring for her birthday. I went a little better and got her 4 new rings, or a hob as it’s more commonly known.
My mate went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back. Half way through he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand." The tattooist said "ffs give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban!"
This guy from across the road was talking to me earlier.
“My wife’s just told me she’s been having an affair with Dave the milkman,” he confided.
“What? That fat ugly git I see every morning outside your house?”
“Yes,” he laughed, cheering up.
“Why would Dave the milkman want to get involved with that?”
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women
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dentist yesterday..I snapped an implant tooth,,so the whoel shebang has had to come out ..nother one getting made..fingers crossed for Friday...weather gawjus here,ghink its summer this week ..just built a cupboard in the van and put some shelves in..rabbits are doing ok..Panda is settling down tho they havent worked out who the boss is yet!!she is coming into the house now..
brew time it is
hiya snoopster hows you then?I concur with the views on corporate working..for 25 years,I lived breathed dreamt and ate security in prisons..and to put not a fine point on it ,Iwasnt too bad at it...all sorts of people would ask for advice and help on operational planning be it covert surveillance use of informants preventing escapes drugs assaults physical ,and procedural security. i had was pretty much up there at the top in that field...but there was a price..that price was my health,the sneaky drinking,family life,I certainly wasnt the nicest person in the world..I got out fortunately before it was too late,and for the first few months it scared me..No longer was I the big I am ,I was me,no one gave a rats ass whether I could write a strategy, or the operational requirement for managing an informant.the early days were a bit tough..Now ??I am too busy living to be interested in anything like that ..I have no interest in it other than a passing oh really..and the usual ...wasnt like that in my day crap..my life has lot more in it now than it ever did previously,I work hard now,but its work I enjoy,
you can translate my story into Lavs story ,SF you ..any of them life is for living not working..you work to live...wow where did that one come from..
morning det ,how are you/dentist?yep he is a nice guy ..but not to the estent I need to break my teef to go see him..hope your day goes well.
hi ppqp...no thyroid thingy ..good for you...so you are growing cauliflower?good for you..Ive never had a lot of success with it ,watch out for root fly and butterflies!!
hiya tt ....missed your post about so cal..need to check it out...hope all is ok
hiya Lav ...brew time ..you ok .?so whats in store today then?owt or nowt?..at least you are your own boss now and can do as you wish..lot to be said for that.have a good day
lotsa peeps missing ..hope you are all ok..have a good one...
My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child"
Which is ridiculous ....
Because I dont like either of them.
"Push harder!" I shouted to my wife whilst she was in labour. "Fck off you bstard!" She screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought, it wasn't my bloody fault the car broke down on the way to the Hospital!
I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying:
"Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"
What the feck am I still doing with this woman?
I want to stop smoking so my mate said to me, "try the E things."
It's not worked, I'm still smoking but now I can't stop dancing.
My wife wanted a new ring for her birthday. I went a little better and got her 4 new rings, or a hob as it’s more commonly known.
My mate went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back. Half way through he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand." The tattooist said "ffs give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban!"
This guy from across the road was talking to me earlier.
“My wife’s just told me she’s been having an affair with Dave the milkman,” he confided.
“What? That fat ugly git I see every morning outside your house?”
“Yes,” he laughed, cheering up.
“Why would Dave the milkman want to get involved with that?”
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women
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jokes were great,thank you,big waves to all and I hope we all have a great AF Thursday
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