hiya Sam ..how did the toonz go mate ..did you enjoy yourself? I hope so...
hiya pauly how are you ?how are the rest of the family?they got over the bug?best cure for it?.....ice cream!!!!well in my book it is..
hiya tt...how are you today? hope all is well try not to be too downhearted about the job ..wheres there is one there is more ..its just finding them!yep still feeling burnt here!!
hiya ppqp...enjoy that long weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeend is that long enuff??go for it with the garden ..I havent done nearly as much as I usuall do ..dont know why.
Hiya Lav...congrats on nosmo king for 8 years..I know that feeling ..how easy it would ...every now and again..you get that mm moment ..but lets have a brew instead!!!!
hiya det ..you are out this weekend aintcha? with a friend...have a good time buddy..
right there it is short n sweet ..have a good one everybody......20170519_180701.jpg
Apparently the leader of ISIS has gone into hiding and surrounded himself with 71 virgins.
Well at least we know he isn't in Liverpool.
Just remember, behind every angry woman..
There's a man with absolutely no fcking clue about what the hell he's done wrong.
There's a new razor designed for dyslexics.
It's the best thing since sliced beard.
I think my wife sells drugs?
As I was leaving the phone rang.
When I answered it the bloke on the other end said "has that dope gone yet?"
My wife said that she's leaving me because of my obsession with cats.
She's kicking meeeoowt.
know a man that can chop down trees in his sleep.
He's a slumberjack.
If you're struggling to fall asleep, lay on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
The downside of living in my area is that so many people have head lice.
The positive side is, we are a close nit community!!..
My girlfriend asked for something black and lacy for Valentines Day.
Apparently she didn’t mean football boots.
Wife rang "Three girls in my office just received flowers, they're absolutely gorgeous"
I said "Thats probably why they received flowers"
I went to a pet shop.
I said ‘Can I buy a goldfish?’
The guy said ‘Do you want an aquarium?’
I said ‘I don’t care what star sign it is’.
"It's a boy!" I shouted tears rolling down my face "I don't believe it. A boy!"
Its at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
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