so lets crash on nhave a brew...
hiya ppqp...glad you enjoyed the bbq...just looking at that recipe...I would have half that kit eaten before I even thought about cooking it or chopping it up....
hiya det....how are you then? the bunny wars are doing ok ..of a fashion ..they play together ,come into the house together,lie to together..but no grooming ..he put his head down for him to groom her,and she blanked him...and vice versa ..which means they haven worked out the boss yet...
hiya Lav how are you then?need any rain?got some spare here..so lets have a brew ..you any visitors today?
sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..pauly ..everyone still illness free ?hope so..
hiya sam how are you friend ?hope all is well....
7am start tomorrow... hope everyone has a good day..
20 seconds left on the microwave!
Women: Set the table, pour the wine, tweet, check Facebook
Men: Start a NASA rocket launch countdown
Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.
He wasn't happy about it.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS.
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
Man to woman: What's the difference between and blow job and a chicken leg?
Woman: I don't know.
Man: Do you want to go on a picnic?
Jokes about sausages are bad...
but jokes about German sausages are the würst!
What's got no teeth and smells?
The gearbox in the wife's car...
This morning I used Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee.
After 15 minutes of driving I realised that I'd left my car at home!
Just seen 2 blind men fighting in the street.
You should have seen them run when I said my moneys on the one with the knife...
My mum always used to say "40 is the new 30".
Lovely woman, banned from driving.
Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack.
It's called Not Poodle.
I went into an electrical shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle?'
The bloke said, 'Kenwood?'
I said, 'Where is he then?'
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