mornin all...hows we all today?Ive been up since sparrows fart this morning..playing in the garden before the rain sets in ..yep its on the way....bought that big pump yesterday...so put it in the garden started head scratching .....and then just as I had got an idea ..my mate phoned he had found a smaller one for me on a car boot sale ...so just got it all working ..gotta be honest the little one looks the biz..Ive just kind of "antiqued " it roughly ..dont want it shiny brand new ..so rough wire brush,a quick matt black spray ,then a bit of spray varnish,throw soil on it,and brush it off..job done ish..Obviously got to do it all properly but just wanted to see what it looked like..this is the wee one next to the biggy...
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and now ye ole worlde pump....guaranteed at least 20 mins old...
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brew time...
hope everyone is well.. a few rubbishy jokes for yall...
A girl and her boyfriend get invited to a fancy dress party, and both of them decide to pick out costumes without telling each other. On the evening of the party, the girl feels Ill and decides not to go to the party, but watched in earnest as her boyfriend dresses up as spiderman, complete with a mask, and leaves for the party.Later on, the girl feels better and decided to go to the party in the end, with her costume on.When she arrives at the party, she sees her boyfriend in the spiderman costume, dancing and flirting with many girls. Annoyed, she goes up to him to test how far he'll go with his flirting.As he wouldn't realise who she was in her costume, she flirted with him, and they ended up having sex. She stormed straight home, furious at her cheating boyfriend.Later, her boyfriend came back to see her lying on the bed, fuming.'And how was your night?' she asked.'well, I didn't really want to go to the party as you didnt go, so I stopped at your dads house. He borrowed my spiderman costume and went to the party and he said he had a great time, even scored!'
What’s brown and rhymes with “Snoop”?
Dr Dre.
What’s grey and can't climb trees?
A car-park.
What do you call a Mexican footballer with no legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu.
What do you call a man with no limbs under your car?
Jack.
What’s got four legs and an arm?
A Rottweiler
We have a German shepherd next door. He craps in our garden every day. The cheeky bstard brought his dog as well yesterday
I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time
My dog's a blacksmith, stick a poker up his bottom and he’ll make a bolt for the door.
My friend is starting a dog collection, so I gave him a few pointers..
Did you see the Mexican magician's disappearing act? He counted “uno, dos…”, and then he vanished without a tres
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had loco motives
What did the Mexican girl say to her father before he left for the city?
Ciudad.
What do you call a Mexican Peeping Tom?
Señor Teets.
What do elephants and grapes have in common?
They're both purple, except for the elephant
20170611_094852.jpg
and now ye ole worlde pump....guaranteed at least 20 mins old...
20170611_101704.jpg
20170611_101726.jpg
brew time...
hope everyone is well.. a few rubbishy jokes for yall...
A girl and her boyfriend get invited to a fancy dress party, and both of them decide to pick out costumes without telling each other. On the evening of the party, the girl feels Ill and decides not to go to the party, but watched in earnest as her boyfriend dresses up as spiderman, complete with a mask, and leaves for the party.Later on, the girl feels better and decided to go to the party in the end, with her costume on.When she arrives at the party, she sees her boyfriend in the spiderman costume, dancing and flirting with many girls. Annoyed, she goes up to him to test how far he'll go with his flirting.As he wouldn't realise who she was in her costume, she flirted with him, and they ended up having sex. She stormed straight home, furious at her cheating boyfriend.Later, her boyfriend came back to see her lying on the bed, fuming.'And how was your night?' she asked.'well, I didn't really want to go to the party as you didnt go, so I stopped at your dads house. He borrowed my spiderman costume and went to the party and he said he had a great time, even scored!'
What’s brown and rhymes with “Snoop”?
Dr Dre.
What’s grey and can't climb trees?
A car-park.
What do you call a Mexican footballer with no legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu.
What do you call a man with no limbs under your car?
Jack.
What’s got four legs and an arm?
A Rottweiler
We have a German shepherd next door. He craps in our garden every day. The cheeky bstard brought his dog as well yesterday
I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time
My dog's a blacksmith, stick a poker up his bottom and he’ll make a bolt for the door.
My friend is starting a dog collection, so I gave him a few pointers..
Did you see the Mexican magician's disappearing act? He counted “uno, dos…”, and then he vanished without a tres
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had loco motives
What did the Mexican girl say to her father before he left for the city?
Ciudad.
What do you call a Mexican Peeping Tom?
Señor Teets.
What do elephants and grapes have in common?
They're both purple, except for the elephant
TT,hope you had a nice Sunday yesterday hahahaha! (I crack myself up
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