hiya Sam ..was your wife ok?yesterday?Charlottesville is a fair distance from you isnt it?I remember looking at it as part of a holiday plan once ...thibnk I will sack it!!..
hey ppqp...hows you then ? in you jump or are you having a break?
morning pauly how are you today then?yep the worlds in a bit of a mess ...you have got that idiot saying he will blow NK away...and we have got some stupid fkr over here saying we will stand by our allies...nothing against Americans but it is absolute political bollox ..this is the same ally that said not so long back that if Britain left Europe,there would be no trade deals/links between US an UK? does that sound like an ally?we have already been through all this shit with Bush and Blair in the past..and secondly ..our armed forces have been decimated by politicians on economic drives ..what are we going to send ? a rowing boat full of people shouting bang bang?why dont they ask us the likes of you and me instead of making crazy decisions? rant over!!
hiya Lav ..hows you then?one non political brew here...went up to my friends farm yesterday...he has got a load of game birds hatching..some really nice ones..dog sitting again eh?my tomatoes have done really well this year,the outside veg not so good..borrowed a trap to catch the rart ..saw it again yesterday..time is numbered!
right folks time to get my act togevva..hoe you have a good day..
Do you get a courtesy dog if you have pet insurance and yours is in the vets?
Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries."
"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"Fck off you prck," he snapped before walking off with his food.
I love working in the prison canteen.
I think my loan shark want's a game of cricket.
He's walking down my driveway holding a bat.
Apparently studies have shown smoking weed causes short term memory loss.
Next they will be saying that smoking weed causes short term memory loss.
I was sitting on a bus behind a mother and her young son. Her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me.
After a few minutes, I tired of his antics, so I said, "When I was young, my mother told me that if I made an ugly face and the wind changed, I'd stay that way." The little shit replied, "Well, you can't say you weren't fcking warned."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about
his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “Hows the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"
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