w/c 27thaugust

[Determinator]

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Ahoy hoy ABeroos!

Mick, dang that's no fun at all. Get a neck rub at least? some of that camphor rubbing oil like tiger balm maybe?

Pauly it's interesting that people either love or hate chiros. Strangely I may be the exception as I've had mixed results.
At any rate I'm glad to see you here

PPQ, afternoons off? way cool.

Lav, so glad you had such a great time with granddaughter. My nearest relative is in WA. Oh well, things are certainly very quiet here.

I suggested at work that as a promo we put our logo on water-wings and send them to TX to aid in the relief. It was a joke but boy did I
get some hard stares! yes my sense of humor is still broken it seems.

worked my bum off today and overtime as well. Gonna sleep like a rock tonight.

garlic/lemon broccoli and eggs was all I had the energy for tonight but it was tasty.

Better get my sleepy self ready for early bedtime.

gnight loves

[Mick]

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morning all..early doors again as you can see but at least I got 3 hrs sleep..fingers crossed on the mend if facing directly ahead is12 oclock then I can move my head to about 11 and 2 positions..I went to walk in centre yesterday/..the muscles from both my shoulders up into my neck have gone into spasm.. now on 500mg of anti inflammitories 4 per day..and 8 x30 mg painkillers...Ive got deep heat ,freeze gel ..the lot for it..just so tired...shall we have a brew?anyone heard from pie?hope she is ok..lets see if I can dig a coupla jokes first

How a man withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away
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How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for shit with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back 2 car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24)Release HAND BRAKE

I got stopped by a woman in the street yesterday. She said, "Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?" I said, "Yes, he's nearly 3 now."

My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning. I can't believe Gaviscon.

Knock-knock
Who's there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody, posting quickly while I can cuz the site is acting up on me! Mick,hope its easing up a bit in your neck,love the Gaviscon joke haha much love to all and wishes for a nice AF Wednesday

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...posted fine yesterday around 2:30pm but when I tried to respond to Mick I couldn't get back on. The response from MWO was that there was a database issue last night but that I was the first to complain about my password and sent me he reset link. Then another email to say before you reset your password try again as he had repaired the database. So I clicked on my MWO link and everything's fine. Guess it just goes to prove asking for help can have it's advantages.

Det...I liked your idea of logo water-wings as a promo. I don't think it's your sense of humor that broken. Any word on the new job?

Mick...glad you got your neck looked at, sounds like the DIY remedies were not going to work anyways. Hope you get a better nights sleep tonight. Gotta get yourself sorted before the inaugural camping trip.

Pauly...looks like they fixed whatever was going on. Enjoyed my afternoon playing bridge, hope your day was good too.

It was 93F today (very unlike Calgary) and you'd swear the BC fires are in our backyard. Cannot believe the smoke in the air today. Quick stir fry for dinner as I'm not standing outside at the BBQ or turning the stove on in this heat. Hope we all have a peaceful night....:smile:PPQP

[paulywogg]

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That is hot for you guys PQ! I remember one time you posted and it was snowing in September already

[porqoui]

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That is hot for you guys PQ! I remember one time you posted and it was snowing in September already

I just hope the extreme heat does not translate into extreme cold this winter. Last winter was bad enough!

[Lavande]

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Good evening Abbers,

Well, I couldn't get on the site last night so I couldn't complain to anyone, ha ha!
Just as well I guess.

Mick, I'm happy to hear you got some help for your neck. Hope you feel better soon friend
And I hope you are sleeping soundly at this point!

Det, glad to hear you are working hard & doing well. There's nothing wrong with your sense of humor - we get you, ha ha!!

Hi Pauly, the site seems to be all fixed today, yay!

PQ, sorry you are dealing with Pennsylvania-like heat
93 sounds like our typical weather for late August just when the kids are going back to school. It's still cool here & I have to say I am enjoying it as much as possible.
Glad your free afternoons are agreeing with you.

Hello to Pie - hope you are OK.

Wishing everyone a nice night!

Lav

[Determinator]

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Happy humpday ABerooos!

Mick, glad you got some assist with da neck. I also didn't sleep much which is so annoying as I was and am dead tired. ack!
Might have cortisol issues or something... dunno. I'd share the jokes with work tomorrow but the ladies would beat me up

PPQ, no word on job yet... I'm on the edge of my darn seat....

Lav, you don't seem to be the complaining type to me.. always love yer posts.

Pauly, gotta be at least 300F down there in Vegas? dunno how you do it.

work moods are much better and communication has improved which is a relief... things were getting so down for
a while. so at least as long as I'm there things seems a couple notches better which is grand.

Pie?

it's spicy sausage with marinara sauce and broccoli tonight.. yay! In many European countries they get 2 hours off at lunch so
they can go home and cook real food. I love this idea.

my actor client really loves the pics. whew! I thought they came out good but until you have a happy client you never know for sure.

looking forward to a booty-kicking AF Thursday.

be well loves

[porqoui]

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Det....my actor client really loves the pics. whew! I thought they came out good but until you have a happy client you never know for sure.

:yay: :yay: :yay:

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody, hopefully Mick finally got some sleep! Det after a two hour lunch I wouldn't want to go back! Much love to all have a safe AF Thursday

[Mick]

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I posted this early this morning ..but it never landed!!!yo doodz n doodetz...its me ..just had to get myself out my bum is becoming bum shaped with sitting on it..didnt sleep so well again last night ..about another 3 hrs..its the horizontal my head cant handle...when Im vertically lying in the horizontal position there is no probs..of course when you rememmeber how full of data and very important and salient facts aka shite....my head is..its little wonder my neck wont support it...was going to bin the painkillers and ibos ...but it isnt poss at the moment..,,,,,so lets have a brew..

det spicy sossij and broccoli...no wonder some folk get a 2 hr dinner!!they will need it howzyoo mate

hiya Lav ..brew time..Im just grabbing sleep as and when I can....yes its cool here too!!Ive decided next year I am going to grow more flowers fuschia ,Chrysants and Dahlias.....

hiya pauly ..you ok?guess what I saw today? a bonsai bougie tree!!!!it was ace ..

hiya everyone else ..pie you ok?

I don't agree with Vodafone's advertising campaign.
It states, "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community"
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the fcking Gypsies!

An Octopus goes into a bar and says, "I can play any musical instrument going!" Someone gives him a guitar which he plays like Hendrix. Then someone gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John. Then a Scotsman throws him a set of Bagpipes. The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says, "what's wrong, can ye no play it?" The Octopus says, "play it? I'm gonna hump her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"

I phoned my wife earlier and asked her if she wants me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work and she told me to f off and slammed the phone down on me!
Something tells me she still regrets letting me name the twins.

I phoned my bosses mobile this morning.
"I'm on the train heading to the south coast now."
"What?" He answered, sounding a bit annoyed.
"It's 5 o' clock in the fcking morning! What are you doing on a train?"
"You tell me," I replied. "You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!"

I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night.
He hypnotized 7 guys, then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled, "FCK ME!"
What Happened next will Haunt me for the rest of my Life.

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a safari tour guide wasn’t for me after all.

I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.

[paulywogg]

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Mick,love the octopus joke! Yeah my post this morning was chopped in half cuz the site kicked me off when I hit post but I figured I'd auto restore it and say hi at least

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Pauly...hope you had a safe Thursday.

Mick...of course when you rememmeber how full of data and very important and salient facts aka shite....my head is..its little wonder my neck wont support it... Well at least you know the cause of the problem. LOL You just do as the Dr. says so you're ace for your vaca.

Alas the free afternoons have come to an end. Starting tomorrow will have 120 hours to plan more. Yay! Full day tomorrow and due to the bosses lack of time management I have a full plate. Hope everyone is having a Tremendous Thursday....:smile:PPQP

[Mick]

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bosses lack of time management I have a full plate. is he a chef??????

[porqoui]

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bosses lack of time management I have a full plate. is he a chef??????

Smart Ass....:belchha: