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[Pie]

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Mick, is that a Calla Lily plant I spy in your 2nd pic? I love those, but have never tried to grow them. Pauly, maybe we should all join you in Vegas to avoid natural disasters. Hi SK. In answer to your question about using calcium tablets for nails, I prefer a hammer myself! :happy2: Pretty sure Mick would have replied similarly if I hadn't beat him to it! Lav, please add me to YB's plant mailing list, especially for Christmas Cactus. PQ, our schools started opening late August, but with the storm, kids have been off, and wont return until sometime next week. Det, I find it hysterically funny to hear you got a raise, but are looking for another job. Hey Sam, you and the Mrs. out rocking to gather supplies? Don't forget to remind Mrs. Sam that this is all HER fault. Hey there, Snoop! TT, I haven't read back to find out where in the world you are, but hope you're liking it.

Thanks for saving my seat, gang. I'll keep y'all posted on my chances of needing a daughter-of-the-groom dress.

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...was in early to work this morning so just checking in now after exhausting day #2. Managed to get through yesterday and today's signups so tomorrow I will tackle the 75 weekend signups!

Det...a whole buck! Don't spend it all in one place. No word yet on the new job?

Mick...I think it was January of last year when I started dealing with my iritis but I'm still dealing with it. Job well done with the dentist, bet you're glad to have that over with. I didn't see a mention of "seeing a handsome man" in your blood pressure list so I guess I'm ok. LOL When are you heading out on vaca?

Snoop...good to see you. Hope you had a great hump day.

Sam...are you in danger of any of these storms?

Pauly...my garden plot deteriorated quickly with all this heat, I'll soon be putting it to bed for the winter.

TT...thanks for checking in with us. Any idea when you might be heading home?

SK...I'm in Alberta. When I tried to sign up to MWO every user name I thought of was taken. So I just typed in WHY in french. Although I spelled it wrong I figured that's why it was still available. LOL Sorry I can't answer the most wanted questions but I think Pi's got it right. LOL

Pi...you'll always have a seat here. Starting school and then having it close has got to be rough on everyone, especially for those that work and have to arrange childcare. I hope your Dad thinks about this wedding but just in case we'll need a pic of that daughter-of-the-groom dress.

Time to figure out what to eat. Maybe Det will check in with his menu, his meals always sound so good. Have a peaceful evening all....:smile:PPQP

[Lavande]

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Good evening Abbers,

More rain here this afternoon & evening. I guess we are prepping the mud for the big storm that may work it's way up here, ugh.

Mick, your bunny plants look lovely & I hope they appreciate them, haha!!
That reminds me, tomorrow I will drag my potted calla lilies into the garage so they don't blow away when Irma arrives. Glad your dental work has been completed, now take good care of those new teeth

Det, so what are you going to buy us with the raise??? Congrats on that, those dollars can add up!

Hi SnoopStar, Pauly & Sam!

Pie, I hope all the schools can reopen quickly after all that mess.
I'll have to get YB to look into the possibility of mailing some of those plants - good idea

TT, nice to see you & glad to hear things are going well.

SK, I take a good plant based calcium every day for my bones. My nails don't seem to notice, haha!

PQ, you are a busy lady. Don't let them wear you out!!

Hello to anyone I've missed 7 I hope we all have a nice night!

Lav

[Mick]

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mornin all...hope we are all ok today...I know a good few of you are a bit worried about the hurricanes etc,its a waiting game ,so can only hope for the best for yall..In stead of the alleged superpowers playing the my dick is bigger than yours scenarios, and committing atrocities in the name of religion ,and all the other man and woman made crap that is going on in the world ...these are the things we should be addressing or trying to ..who actually gives a fk whether you are black white or green and pray to god, dog, allah, ullah, ellah?does it matter its your belief ..we should be trying to help each other out and as long as we all contribute where we can to making a safe peaceful world then great..thats utopia ...unfortunately we have got distopia....rant over ....

Im off to buy gas cylinder for the van today ..Im hoping the weather will hold to get this awning up..

hiya Lav hows you then .I saw yer post the other day ...we have stocked up on dog food and bottled water ...jeez dinners are gonna be fun at your place!!!yep running around like a grinning idiot showing the nashers off...

hiya ppqp hows you today then?thats some length of time you have had that problem with the eye...no handsome young man aint on my list ....though dont know about Canada but over here they are trying to do away with gender specific terms ..ie boy /girl .....the world methinks has gone a tad crazy...the lunatics have taken over the asylum.....

pie ...yup you are defo a paid up member of the nutso skwod....that would have been my answer exactement!yes it is a Calla lilly ...one of them has succumbed to whitefly unfortunately..my intention is to grow devils ivy in a planter on thet shelf ...and drop it down ...well out of reach of the rabbit cage..and put another shelf up on the other wall for all the goods and chattels ...glad you are doing ok..

yo sam the man...or should I say the who or status quo or summat..... your post yesterday..gotta wake the Mrs. and get rocking........never knew you had a family band.....

hi snoopster glad to see ya ...how goes it all with you.......?

hiya pauly....happy 21st again we are all gonna come and visit you ..how goes it with you?You answered the time asked question ...how do you find a womans g spot ...? bingo you answered it ..shoppinG... there it is on the end of shopping .....

hiya tt ...how are you ?great to hear from you ...how is the travelling doing? you made any useful contacts out of it all? hope so ...look after your self

hiya sk....how are you then?hope all is getting better /well....as for your question are calcium tablets good for the nails....yes ..but they are.....but a bit difficult to paint on ...try liquid form.....

anyway heres lookin at you kidz.....see yas ...be safe.

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[Samstone]

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Morning all
Mick, family band it is... however no one listens to its fearless leader!
PQ, no danger......YET. too early to tell but sure looks like Florida is going to smacked.
Pi, been getting my prep instructions. Checkin out the generators today. Gas, etc. Hopefully it will be all for nought.

happy birffday PAULY!!!

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody, thanks Sam I am hoping that Irma loses some steam,we were watching the news last night and that storm looks very scary! Mick,I laughed too hard at Lavs menu of dog food and water haha,smartass!! Lou was scared of the hurricane hitting us,I told him we just deal with insane people and 120 degree weather here,no hurricanes for us,PQ,it seems longer for your eye,I imagine it just feels routine now with the drops and doc visits,,off to get ready for work,bleh,much love to all and I hope we all have a peaceful AF Thursday

[Pie]

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Happy birthday to you, Pauly!

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[paulywogg]

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Thanks Pie thats cute

[porqoui]

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Mick...totally agree with your rant, well put. So did the weather hold and you were able to get the awning up?

Sam...I hope it's all for naught as well. Be safe and thanks for the heads up on Pauly's birthday.

Pi...I think that was cute as well.

Pauly....HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have a special day.

Well it was Opah's for supper tonight. Haven't had it for awhile. Too tired to try cook anything. It's going to be an early night for me....:smile:PPQP

[paulywogg]

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PQ,I thought you posted "Oprah's" haha I'm guessing Opah's is a restaurant? Off to google, Det text earlier and said he couldn't log in,hopefully he gets on later

[Lavande]

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Good evening Abbers,

Mick, you should be pleased to know that we are also stocked up on chicken feed & cat food - it's going to be a real buffet around here, ha ha!!!
Now that the animals are covered I will start thinking about cooking & freezing some human food too
The generator has been checked & oiled. Flash lights & lanterns are set & ready to go. Hopefully we won't need any of this but you never know.

Sam, I feel worried about my Florida friends. I hope they are doing the right thing & getting the hell out of there.
Make sure you check your list & get all the chores done!

Pauly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
I hope your day was wonderful & you had lots of cake

Hi there Pie!

PQ, you must have had a rough day, rest up!

I hope det finds his way here, if not - Hi Det!

Have a peaceful night everyone!

Lav

[porqoui]

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PQ,I thought you posted "Oprah's" haha I'm guessing Opah's is a restaurant? Off to google, Det text earlier and said he couldn't log in,hopefully he gets on later

It's actually spelled Opa.

[paulywogg]

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I'm guessing Greek food?

[Mick]

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morning all..how are we alll doing today then?hope everyone in the path of the storumz is safe...welcome to the world of a year on Pauly....hows you ?you still look like a spring chicken...thats my best line for today gone....like you I thought ppqp had put oprah as well!!!! you dont get hurricanes?says summat when even they give vegas a bodyswerve..they scared?

mornin Lav hows you today ....your post from yesterday deserves an extra large brew ..twas the source of mirth for my twisted sense of yoomer...

I will start thinking about cooking & freezing some human food too.....bags a leg......:egad:


The generator has been checked & oiled. I had visions of yb getting a brew peddling like mad!!!!!

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anyway...hopefully you are out of the path of it all and yb doesnt have to get pedalling ...

hi sam the man .how are you today friend ?are you gigging this weekend?

hi ppqp ..how was the opa?nope never managed to get the awning up its not stopped raining......but it will somehow ....Ive got a cunning plan ish.....

hiya pie how are you today then ?hope all is well in your world

hey snoopster and sk how are you both this fine day ...and of course det ...

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Haha Mick, great jokes to start off my morning. Fighting a cold or something, so trying to feel better. Hello to all and grateful I am not in path of Hurrican Irma, prayers for all in the path of that super storm. Have a great AF weekend.