w/c 10th

[Lavande]

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Greetings Abbers,

Well our share of rain is due to arrive tomorrow & hang around for a few days. Nothing like they got in FL of course so I am not complaining.

Mick, very nice finds for your collection/private museum
Yep, the new puppy is adorable & immediately reminded me that I don't think I have enough energy for another puppy. Maybe I'll look for another dog in the future but one that is long past that puppy stage, if you know what I mean. There's a perfectly good ground hog living under the chicken house right now - maybe I'll just name him & put a collar on him, ha ha!
BEWARE the idiots!!!

Pauly, your girls sound like they need to clear out their boyfriends & start over fresh, geez.

PQ, fires & hurricanes & earthquakes - something going on everywhere. I remember when my brother lived in Idaho you could smell the fires that were burning in California. Now he lives in California
I sure hope they don't come anyway near you :hug:

Hello to the rest of the crowd & wishing everyone a nice night!

Lav

[Mick]

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mornin all ...where are we all? well thank you America....we are now in the ass end of the hurricanes ..ya couldnt keep them to yourselves could ya..no ..share n share alike...as they come over here they have been renamed...wouldnt sound too cool ..Britain has been hit by Irmas asshole..so now its storm Aileen ..much more quaint ...100mph winds and flooding ...time for the thermal speedos....

managed to find out what one of the coins was ...the grinning idiot portrait coin is Edward the 4th minted in Dublin Southern Ireland between 1473-1482 a rare coin ..that one would if sold go for about 220 bux

more detailsto follow...brew time ...

hiya pauly...saw your post elsewhere ...fingers xd ..you are in my thotz

hiya det hows you today the friend still coping ok? get a detector and go nugget hunting....stay away from the senate ...there are a few in there.....

hiya Lav..so you dont fancy a house full of chewed furniture and puppy poopy ..?dont blame you ..All the animals I have ever had be it dogs in the past (6) and rabbits (6) have all been rescues ...just giving or trying to put a bit of happiness back into their lives...so here you go a brew to muse over while you think......

hi ppqp..you ok? nnever had the problem with girlfriends and parents ....in fact my dad used to give them money to take me away!!!!only kiddin ..he wouldnt part with the dosh...so heres a brew before you start on the work that you left to catch up on the work that you left previously when you were catching up on the work that you needed to do before you could catch up on the rest...seemples...

hiya everyone else you ok .. say hi if you arent here...

My ex has been going around saying that I have been going on Facebook and telling bare faced lies about her.
I'm not even on fcking Facebook!

I went to the doctors with a Strawberry growing on my bum,

The doctor said "I’ve got some cream For that"

Q) What stands in a field and goes "Oooooh!"

A) A cow with no lips.

If there are any guitar players here who want to know just one thing about making the best of their instrument.. Stay tuned.

Q) What do you call a nervous Javelin thrower?

A) Shakespeare.

Q) What do you call a Bee with a bad perm?

A) A Frisbee.

The invisible man married the invisible woman.

Their kids were nothing to look at.

What's small red and whispers?

A hoarse radish.

I slipped on some dog poo the other day, It didn't suit me though.

Q) Where do fish go to borrow money?
A) A Loan Shark.

Here's a bit of advice for you..

Advi.

I put my chips on the table knowing that she was about to fold..

Then Mom said, "Move your dinner whilst I sort these clothes out."

Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow I didn't know you could yodel!

Everyone knows that I got caught weeing in the local corner shop yesterday.

It was all over the papers.

How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody, funny jokes Mick as usual thanks for the pm,my mom said my dad told his doc not to tell him to quit smoking cuz he won't,jeez now I know where my attitude comes from! Just hoping everything goes ok,woke up at 3:30 and couldn't fall back asleep,,, coffee IV drip for me today haha,Det hope you were able to get some pics,I'd love to see a lightening storm through your "eyes" your pics have a certain,unique way to them that I've never seen before,PQ,my parents hated my hubs until the second (Kell) was born then they had no choice but to come around I guess,there's no coming around with Michelle's bf,I've tried,he's too unstable and even his mom asked Michelle why she was with him when they were in FL,not sure if it's a drug issue? Or mental,,he almost seems ADD or bipolar or something, I ain't no doctor much love to all and I hope we all have a nice AF Wednesday

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Mick...your post described my week perfectly! LOL Pleased to announce I'm all caught up! :yay: With the storm being called Aileen I'm guessing it's the first one to hit your area. You stay safe and maybe put off the camping trip for a bit.

Pauly...from the description of the things that happened in FL I really think he's bipolar. If he doesn't at least check it out Kell is in for a lot of hurt sorry to say. Hope you have a good day.

Morning Det & Lav and shout out to all else.

Just got a text from a coworker who can't get the alarm to shut off. Talked to security so they don't send the cops but will need to go in and deal with it. Just finishing my brew and then will be off. I'll check back later with everyone....:smile:PPQP

[paulywogg]

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Its Michelle's boyfriend PQ,Kells is crazy too but not crazy, crazy(we hope)

[porqoui]

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Its Michelle's boyfriend PQ,Kells is crazy too but not crazy, crazy(we hope)

Ooops. Got it straight now. Crazy Crazy is definitely worse than Crazy. LOL

What a day. Got to work and logged a tech call for our security system. Didn't hear from anyone so at 1pm called to find out what was going on. The woman I talked to had me do some tests on the unit and it was decided that there was nothing wrong. She suggested it might be our fire alarms, so I called our fire company and logged a tech call. At 4pm called to find out what was going on and was told that they were swamped with calls today and she would call one of the tech's to find out if they would be able to make it out. When she called back and told me that it wouldn't be until tomorrow I asked her if there was anyway I could turn the alarm off at the panel. She said she would get someone to call me back. When a manager called back he said yes and we went through the panel's menu only to discover there was nothing wrong. So the search was on to find out what the hell it was. Turns out it was low batteries in a carbon monoxide detector that was in the main hallway. With the echo's in the building it took us awhile to figure it out. So I've been listening to a VERY LOUD PIERCING BEEP every 30 seconds for 10 hours. Felt like I was being water boarded! Most of the staff were heading home for a drink and I totally understood how they felt, but a drink wasn't on my radar. I'm home for left over spaghetti and peace and quiet!!!!

Thanks for the rant and I hope we all have a peaceful evening....:smile:PPQP

[Determinator]

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Ahoy ABeroonikins,

oh my, crazy weather is upon the high desert. just on the way home alerts for tornado (one very close in Tahoe) large hail,
very heavy rain and insane wind. My house is still here thankfully.

PPQ, sounds like your day was quite trying! I can just imagine.

Pauly, no lighting pics yet... too many clouds but you can bet I'll be checking for a photo op.

Mick, very neat info on the coin...rare and old. You don't sell them?

another night of not sleeping great... I just don't get it. hoping again for some decent rest tonight.
At least I don't have to fear the AL nightmares I used to get. no fun.

so tired I think I'll make breakfast for dinner. perfecto. Don't think there will be many complaints
since I'm solo

gnight loves

[Lavande]

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Good evening Abbers,

Oh PQ, I feel sorry for you!
We have been thru the same thing with the alarm system in our house
It was so bad one day we had the fire company here checking to be sure we were OK. I thought my brain would explode, it was awful. I had a new system put in - screw that sh*t!
The original system was only a few years old but obviously flawed. Enjoy the peace & quiet & spaghetti

Mick, no, I really don't have the energy left for a puppy sorry to say. Maybe an adult dog from a rescue some day, maybe....
Congrats on your awesome coins. Maybe you will want to sell some of them some day!

Pauly, I didn't read your other post. Your Dad had surgery today? I hope it went well & he recovers quickly.

Hello to the rest of the crew & hope everyone is doing OK.
Just light rain & fog here - Irma leftovers......

Lav

[Mick]

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mornin all.....glad to report storm aileen or whatever you call it has buggered orf..its not windy but raining which will ease off to a steady downpour...the rabbits have put snorkels and fins on their xmas shopping list ....which reminds me......Julie is having next week off woork ...hopefully this weather will break...she is on a bit of a downer at the moment...cant see why living with moi..................................
ok lets have a brew....

mornin ppqp....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP just to get you in the mood for work...reading your post sounds like a comedy act ....but we all know its true..the woman was probably reading from a checklist..nope its not on the list so it cant be here....

hiya pauly ....how are you today?more to the point how is your dad?hope everything went as planned

hiya Lav..brew time...how are you ?our pet rat seems to have disappeared at the moment ...but strangely enough ..the cat from up the road (I cant stand it) seems to have found a perch on the top of the back fence..if thats the case then perhaps it will be time to review our like status...my friend on the farm has had to bring all his chickens in ...they are being attacked by rats...appernetly over here there has been a population increase this year
I dont really sell anything i find unless its a duplicate ...I always said that was my just in case fund..

hey det good afternoon/morning/evening/night ..........what did you make for lunch/tea/dinner brekkie... delete as appropriate ...better stilll...mix em up like what you are doing on your post ...adds to the mix up of the day!!keep well friend

hiya everyone else..hope you are all doing well..having less folk on here makes it easier to reply to ...but I think I wouyld rather spend more time !!

have a good day all of yiz

A vegetarian looked at my burger and said, "you know, a cow died so you could have that burger."
Mid-bite, I looked at his salad and responded,"maybe he died because you keep eating all it's fcking food!"

For the cost of raising one child in the UK you could buy over FIVE HUNDRED GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. people are IDIOTS.

The worst thing about being in a confined space with someone who has horrific BO is the moment you realise that you've stopped noticing it.

The Chuckle Brothers are about to be sworn in, as they pass the bible back and forth they say "to you", "to me"

a court artist stops working mid-trial, turns to the jury, holds up his canvas and asks: "can you tell what it is yet?

Last night I dreamt that I was the author of Lord of the Rings..

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my living room.

To make it look more classy.

French waiters give me the crêpes.

My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’

Which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Q) What's green and goes "Riggit Riggit" ?

A) A frog with badly fitting false teeth.

Sometimes I laugh so much that a bit of wee comes out.

It's really starting to worry me..

Why is wee coming out of my mouth?

Q) My local butcher is seven foot tall and a size fourteen shoe.. what does he weigh?

A) Sausages.

My grandfather puts horse manure on his rhubarb..

I prefer it with custard.

My mate just came fourth in a Body-Snatching contest

I told him "It's not the winning, it's the taking parts that counts"

Q) Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A) Because he wasn't peeling well.

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody, Mick I talked to my dad last night and he sounded good was in some pain but everything went ok,he was going crazy not being able to smoke so they put a nicotine patch on him,he said its helping he guesses haha,seems like its been raining there where you are for two weeks straight! No wonder its so green,yep peeps missing but its like that all over mwo,a few newbies in the nest though so that's a plus, PQ,that chirping gets annoying real fast,sorry you had to listen to it for hours,Det can't believe there's a tornado warning up there! Much love to all and I hope everyone has a great AF Thursday

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Det...I hope you were able to get a decent sleep last night. And the crazy weather continues. I hope you are safe.

Lav...hopefully it will be a quiet day today.

Mick...I sure hope the weather breaks for you and you're able to get away next week. We now have frost warnings in effect, snow in the foothills and 32F temps in the forecast.

Pauly...glad to hear your Dad is ok. Hope things are improving at work.

Eye checkup this afternoon. Last one before the surgery, I can hardly wait. Shout out to everyone else...:smile:PPQP

[Determinator]

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ugh! things went downhill fast last night. Wasn't feeling great so thought a hot shower would help but got all soaped up
and the power went out, so no water pressure and soap all over. neato! powered stayed out for a couple hours and I progressively
developed a nasty cold so I'm off today snotting like a snot monster. oh well.

Mick, love to catch a pic of yer bunnies with snorkels, that would be precious.

PPQ are you going in for lasik operation?

Pauly, tornado warning but I didn't see any...and I was looking. still got plenty of moisture tho.

arriety then, spicy soup and a lay down for moi.

be well loves

[Lavande]

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Good evening Abbers,

Mick, rain - no rain? At least you aren't having hurricanes & tornados & such
I haven't seen any evidence of rats around the chicken house lately, thank goodness. Now YB tells me that the giant ground hog that has taken up residence there is keeping the rats away. That's good because the ground hog is a lot cuter than a rat!!!

Det, I think we cross posted last night. Sorry about your waterless shower, that's nasty.
I hope your cold clears up quickly, the spicy soup should do wonders for you

PQ, glad you had a quieter day today, jeez!

Pauly, glad your Dad is OK & I hope you are too!

Well, tomorrow is Friday & I will meet the grandsons after school & bring them here for a few hours. I haven't seen them or talked to them since they started their school year so hopefully we can get caught up, haha!
Have a decent night everyone.

Lav

[Mick]

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mornin all how are wee today thern ITS FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

poets day ...bugger off early day...call it whatcha want...and the sun is shining today thank good ness ..bit of a headache but I can live with that...we are scheduling to go away on toosdi god willing so looking forward to it tho a bit apprehensive too..this is where we are looking at going

Campsite - Llyn Gwynant Campsite

ok lets have a brew then..
hi Lav nope no rain here..how are you today then? all well...oho I note youve got the grand kinds today ....best of luck to you..never seen a groundhog

yo det hows the snottery beak then? hope you are feeling better..get a chuckie egg and broth

hiya ppqp how did the check up go..hopefully all good news? when are you looking at surgery ..still the same? did you get the frost that was scheduled?

hiya pauly hows your dad?is he ok apart from he cant smoke the nicoteen patches...

hiya everyone else..hope you have a good day...

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
1 because they work efficiently and they're not very funny.


Just read a book entitled 'The French Army During World War II, 1939 to 1945'. For those not familiar with the 24 Hour clock, that's twenty one minutes to eight until a quarter to eight at night.

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[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Det...was a little worried when I read the start of your post. Losing power in the middle of your shower sucks but at least we're not reading about a hangover. Good job. I'm having cataract surgery on one eye. The drops I use for my iritis has created a cataract on steroids! Hope the spicy soup helped and you're feeling better today.

Lav...I'd be keeping the giant ground hog around! We don't have rats in Alberta although some get in with feed transports they're eliminated right away. Enjoy the grandkids I'm sure they'll have lots to tell you.

Mick...good news with the eye checkup and the surgery is a go for Oct 24th. The campsite looks ace and I'm glad the plan is still on. Your old CFB Suffield stomping grounds is in the news They detonated an unexploded artillery shell which resulted in a huge grass fire which killed around 130 cattle and forced the evacuation of area ranchers. This is going to be devastating because the land was used to feed wintering communal cattle. Here's a link for you 'The most horrific scene': Alberta ranchers take aim at CFB Suffield for grass fire that destroyed livestock - Calgary - CBC News

With September being the busiest time of year for me I was ticked when the boss asked me to submit a volunteer recognition nomination. I took a look at it yesterday and decided nope, if he wants this done he can do it himself. Instant stress relief and I don't give a rat's ass what he thinks about it. LOL Glad it's Friday and tomorrow will bring another trip to the lab with my MIL. At least that will bring my obligations to an end for another 3 months unless I find a family Dr. for her. Hope we all have a Fantastic Friday....:smile:PPQP