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    #31
    Re: w/c 1st october

    mornin all ,how are we all today then? all good ..I hope ..well it never stopped raining at all yesterday ...I am in the process of building a boat for the rabbitz to paddle about the garden in ..today it seems no rain rabbits are out playing...so lets have a brew.

    hiya det how are you today then mate?so now you are into makin toonz too?you will be hjoinin Sam soon in making up a band!!!as for the cruise control on the car ...tried it out yesterday ....works good..as for the c/c story...

    In November, Mr. G....... purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. G... sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he could not actually do this. There hand book actually said do not leave the drivers seat whilst towing!!have fun counting my friend..

    hiya Lav...hows you today then?hope you are doing ok ...Did you get anything at Longwood or just have a bimble about...?dont know how rabbits become a knee mick...as for the gun scenario....do you think if he didnt have the weapon...would he have used some other means..the other thing is is your neighbour is an ex cop..Isnt it strange? 2 of my neighbours are ex cops ,and 3 are ex prison service..and yet there is no knowledge of each other..we never worked together and yet all know the same folk!anyways brew time it is...

    hiya ppqp...on the couch on all day yesterday?I presume that you werent feeling well ...not casting for a film????hope you feel better today .so the boss has agreed that you arent gettting paid enough?go for it .....empty the wage bank!!!

    hiya pauly ...whats with him chucking paper towels into the audience ? what brought that on?cruise control works ace...by the way the orchid is still doing good and the bougie is starting to purple up...

    hello everyone else ...hope you are all doing well.......have a nice day..

    Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of them goes: "I think the book was better."

    What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

    The second one.

    Two cows are standing in a field.

    Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

    Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

    Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it's their own fault for not having windows.

    Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference?

    Why? Too much Pi

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    Ten tickles

    What's red and sits in a corner? A naughty strawberry

    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

    Where's my fkn tractor.

    Two soldiers are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "blub blub blub"
    Last edited by Mick; October 5, 2017, 09:56 AM.
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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      #32
      Re: w/c 1st october

      Mae everybody,Mick you made me laugh with PQ's on the couch casting haha,that Winnebago lawsuit is stupid! I swear people can sue for just about anything and win,Det,interested to see if you come up with any good music,keep us posted PQ,I hope you get your raise you defo deserve it! Yes we get lots of trick or treater's and I buy at least $100 but in candy,its one time a year and we live to enjoy it,much love to all and hopes for a great AF Thursday
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
      Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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        #33
        Re: w/c 1st october

        MAE ALL...

        Mick...like Pauly, that couch casting comment made me laugh too. Ha, I can just picture those 2 in a little boat!

        Lav...now I want popcorn.

        Det...good luck with your new toy. If the manual says anything about cruise control don't believe it.

        Got a good nights sleep and feel more energized. Off to fight the wars.....:smile:PPQP
        Last edited by porqoui; October 5, 2017, 06:55 PM.

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          #34
          Re: w/c 1st october

          Good evening Abbers,

          We're getting a touch of rain here this evening as well. That's the first in several weeks so we actually need some.
          Took the old man out for lunch & shopping today up near Lancaster Amish country, just for something to do. He has been busy this harvest season hauling produce to the auction for our Amish farmer friends. They pay him in cold hard cash, ha ha!!!

          Mick, besides having two ex cops living under my nose I forgot to mention that the young guy next door works security at our county prison, ha ha!!! They do seem to attrat one another don't they? Didn't buy anything at Longwood yesterday. We mainly wanted to see the new fountains & they are awesome

          Det, I am going to have to Google that instrument - I have no idea

          Pauly, I hope things are starting to calm down in your town. Hope you had a good day!

          PQ, I want popcorn too, LOL

          Have a nice night everyone!
          Lav
          AF since 03/26/09
          NF since 05/19/09
          Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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            #35
            Re: w/c 1st october

            yawn... howdy ABerooos!

            what i needed last night was a good sleep but I didn't sleep for poop thanks to all the dust I've been breathing doing
            inventory and my sinuses went bonkers. Very much need sleep tonight...please....

            PPQ LOL no cruise control on this synthesizer so guess I can't go wrong there.

            Lav, enjoy the rain.

            The 'thunderbirds' jets have been practicing fly-bys over our work in prep for an airshow this Sat so I ran outside
            and tried to snap a couple pics. Not sure if any turned out but will upload if they did.

            shower, chow, and early sleep are my big plans for tonight. what a party animal!

            gnight loves
            nosce te ipsum
            (Know Thyself)

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              #36
              Re: w/c 1st october

              here's one from today

              nosce te ipsum
              (Know Thyself)

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                #37
                Re: w/c 1st october

                and here we go then Friday it is ..poets day..early trap..how are we all then?hope all is well with you ...weather over here today isnt bad at all...the sun is shining ...just a pity that the ground is absolutely saturated.....rabbits are out playing at the moment well playing isnt really correct...he is zooming about and she is sitting dreaming of butterflies ...similar I guess to me n madam...

                so here we go brew time...

                hiya det nice pic....what do you use to take that?its a cracker ....hows the synthesiser doing ? ...did you get any sleep last night ?

                hiya Lav ..brew time ...so you went out for lunch and shopping...did yb enjoy the shopping ......it is strange that of a kind seem to congregate together ...even though its not by design..so you wanna brew or are you off gallivantin again today?have a good one.

                hi ppqp...glad you had a good kip..so it was a dossing couch not a casting couch...??how did you get on a work?

                hi pauly ....100 bux on candy?wow ..Im coming round to your gaff!!how are you doing today?hope all is well with you?have a nice weekend.

                hiya sam the man ,pie ,tt ,sk ,snoops and anywun els I hav forgotted.

                Hello everyone. Is there anyone that knows about drones?
                I bought a drone last Saturday at a car boot sale and now that I have a day off, I wanted to try it but I can't get it to fly.
                Anyone help?
                PS. Since I have no user manual of the drone, here is a picture of it!

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                and.....

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                Two fraud men go up to 20 blind men and say "Do you want to go on holiday?" The blind men reply "yeah of course" So the blind men give the fraud men �2000 each. The fraud men drive them up to blackpool and put them on the beach, and then go to the pub, Whilst there they think that the blind men are going to get bored. So they buy them a ball and give it to them. The blind men go "Whats this?" "Its a ball," replies one of the fraud men "Well we cant see it!" The fraud men think shit what we gonna do, they spot a donkey with bells round its neck so they go and buy sum bells and wrap them round the ball, and then go back the pub. Just then an old woman walks in and says "I tell you what the world today its demented" "Why?" ask the fraud men. "Because theres 20 blind men kicking shit through a donkey on the beach!"

                One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

                Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

                Californian laws....

                Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

                Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.


                Bathhouses are against the law.

                It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

                Women may not drive in a house coat.

                No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

                Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

                In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.


                A bus breaks down and the driver opens the bonnet when the conductress shouts out "Do you want a screwdriver?" And he says "Not now, we're already 10 minutes late".

                In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

                Little Old Lady A little old lady got on a city bus, and sat down behind the bus driver. After a couple minutes, she asked him, "Hey, mister! Want some peanuts?", and held up a bag full. "Sure!", he said, and popped a handful in his mouth. After eating several more, he asked, "Hey...don't you want to have some of these?" "Nope," the old lady replied, "Ain't got no teeth! I just likes the chocolate on the outsides!"
                af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                  #38
                  Re: w/c 1st october

                  Mae everybody,Mick love the peanut joke haha! Sounds like Panda is doing better,I loved the fb pic of the two together Det nice pic,they really are fascinating to watch when they fly,not much going on for today got to got to petsmart for hay,lunch with Kell,see what my 99 cent store has going on,did I mention that they're charging a quarter for shopping cart use now? Stupid! Now I hafta cram all my stuff into a handheld cart and its a pain! Much love to all and wishing us all a nice AF Friday
                  I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                  I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                  Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                    #39
                    Re: w/c 1st october

                    MAE ALL...

                    Det...nice shot. It's got to be hard shooting moving objects but you've got it down packed. Is Inventory finished yet? It's the weekend so maybe you can get some sleep if you're not breathing in all that dust.

                    Mick...sorry mate but I think you got ripped off with that drone. LOL The rules over here about flying drones have become ridiculous. Basically you can't fly them anywhere! Boss announced he's doing employee appraisals now till the end of October so I should find out more by Halloween.

                    Pauly...sounds like a day off work today. I get the big super markets charging for shopping carts but a .99 cent store? You'd think they would want you to fill em up every time you come in. Heard on the news some restaurant is charging a 4% "Small business support fee" Apparently it's optional but it doesn't say that on your bill.

                    Boss took today off and Program Coordinator is off for a week. It's just me again as usual. Long weekend for us as it's our Thanksgiving. Hope you all have a Fantastic Friday....:smile:PPQP
                    Last edited by porqoui; October 6, 2017, 08:36 AM.

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                      #40
                      Re: w/c 1st october

                      How do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving PQ?is it similar to ours with turkey and stuff?
                      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                      Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                        #41
                        Re: w/c 1st october

                        Originally posted by paulywogg View Post
                        How do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving PQ?is it similar to ours with turkey and stuff?
                        Yup, pretty much the same as you. With just me and the boys I much prefer getting invited to someone else's dinner rather than making it myself. LOL

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                          #42
                          Re: w/c 1st october

                          Yeah I always cook like all the kids are still home on holidays PQ,then of course I don't want to throw it away so I overeat haha,went and tried a new sandwich place today,none of us were impressed,even Louie just ate the cheese off his and we had to get him McDonald's after we left,then we went to the Halloween store to browse,Lou wants to be a Dracula but his dad wants them to both be ninja turtles (boring!) I went to goodwill and bought a fancy dress to destroy for my costume
                          I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                          I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                          Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                            #43
                            Re: w/c 1st october

                            Good evening Abbers,

                            Mick, the peanut joke - ha ha!!!!
                            Yesterday's shopping trip was for stuff for YB, I didn't get a thing. He likes wearing Carhartt clothing & you can't buy it everywhere. Just so happens an old time store up in Lancaster county has all that stuff. I hope the rest of your day was good!

                            Det, that's a great picture
                            I hope your sinuses get lots of clearing & rest this weekend.

                            PQ, wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving this weekend!
                            Sorry you have to cook, I always cook too.

                            Pauly, what are you doing to that fancy dress? Blood stains???? Ha ha!!

                            Supposed to have rain off & on this weekend into Monday - up to three inches I hear. Guess I'll have some wet chickens on my hands, oh well.
                            Have a nice night everyone!

                            Lav
                            AF since 03/26/09
                            NF since 05/19/09
                            Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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                              #44
                              Re: w/c 1st october

                              Alooooha Friday ABerooos!

                              yay, so glad for some rest and down time. Hands are sore but inventory is over and sinuses are easing up.

                              Mick, an old camera Canon T3i but the kickass lens is the 70-200 F2.8 version 2 which is 'da bomb' as the kiddos say.

                              Lav, soggy chickens? thankfully they are waterproof I spose.

                              Pauly, that's cool that you are costuming up with your kids. pics maybe?

                              PPQ, hang in there... somebody has to work when the bosses go to play we have the same issue at work at times.

                              Some good news! the medical company I've interviewed now 5 times for has told me they are ready to make an offer and
                              to stand by.... agh! I have butterflies in my stomach as I'm so excited and on the edge of my seat.... more to come....

                              got a few more pics today of the jets practicing for tomorrow's airshow. will upload soonish.

                              be well loves
                              nosce te ipsum
                              (Know Thyself)

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                                #45
                                Re: w/c 1st october

                                Crossing my fingers for you Det!
                                I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                                I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                                Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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