mornin all winds till very strong,quite a bit of damage last night thankfully so far none for us..everything battened down and put in the garage.supposed to fade out about 3 this aft ...everywhere is covered in sand too...
brew time then and on we go...
guess what weve got starting? The original series of the A team starts on telly this week...whatcha doin fooool??
hiya ppqp...how are you then today less mess ..less stress?/ hope so...remember work to live...
hiya det how are you then today?hope all is well with you today? sparagus is easy to cook ,but its a pain to grow....
hiya Lav ..how are you today then?hope all is well ..meant to ask hows the greenhouse doing ? whats growing? heres the daily brew madam....
hiya pauly ...hows you then? we have loads of sand all over the windows and cars today and it isnt finished..what are you up to today then?
hey Sam ...hows you matey? stuck in a rut huh?go for it with the fiddle mate ...idle hands and all that ....
a big hello to everyone else that is on here ... HELLO
Just wanna say a big thanks to Dave at number 26 for the gazebo it looks lovely in my garden.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs. " The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont, and New York, but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
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