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[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody,hi Sam! Det,where did you get the brain zapper? Does it hurt? Tell us more,I'm curious,yes the media does twist and turn things to go their way that's why I stick to TMZ haha,rather hear about celebs I don't know than watch the real news anyways,hello to Mick,Lav and PQ wishes for a great AF day

[Lavande]

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Greetings Abbers,

I must mention that Mick messaged me this morning, feeling a bit low today. Missing loved ones this time of year can be rough :hug:

We drove back to our old hometown today to visit cemeteries & do a few things & I got to do a little mall shopping like a regular person. I've been down here in cow country for so long I've forgotten the thrill of a crowded mall, ha ha!

Sam, good to see you! There's a cold front from Canada blowing in right now & it's freezing!!!!

PQ, thanks a lot for the cold front, LOL

Pauly, if it's still too hot in your town you should be here to experience this weather, Brrrr

Det, nothing worse than a non-functioning kitchen sink, ugh. I can remember washing dishes in the bathtub at one of our old houses while we were renovating - not fun.
Glad you are feeling chipper, hope it continues for you.

Hello to anyone else stopping by & wishing a peaceful night for all!

Lav

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Pauly...don't think I've watched TMZ but for some reason have gotten into Entertainment Tonight. Would never have watched that in the past but maybe I'm like you and rather hear about the celebs as opposed to the nuts in the news.

Lav...sorry about that, I'm working on it. Had someone call to register their kid in Shinny Hockey and I told him we haven't even flooded the rink yet. He replied, "What, you don't control the weather??" lol

Mick...this time of year is hard on a lot of us, me included. :heartbeat:

Happened to find your post at the end of last weeks thread so copied it here. Couldn't get the pic to post but the link is there. Have a peaceful night all....:smile:PPQP

hiya peeps ,bit late for me today... apologies..its pretty cold over here today ...hope everyone is well...anyone want to do a weather trade? some snow andice for a brew and some sunshine..

https://www.mywayout.org/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=3987&d=1513100274

Last night i tried sharing a bag of chips with a homeless man who was sat on the curb...
he said sod off and get your own bl@@dy chips.


Knock knock.
Who's there.
Doorbell repair man.




If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work




Female response when hit with the chatup line...
"You look really familiar, do I know you from somewhere"?
You reply "I don't know... do you watch alot of porn"?

t's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo.

She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost see through pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.

The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla.

Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,and holding on with one hand (and2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more.

The husband suggests pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.

"Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your minge" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing Flips and has a hard-on like a baseball bat.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla, and slams the cage door shut. *"Now tell HIM you've got a headache"!*

Olympic Games 2012

As you may know, London (Stratford) will be bidding the Olympic Games in 2020 What you may not know, is that many of the famous events which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2020. A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below.

OPENING CEREMONY

The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the area, in the traditional dress of balaclava and shell suit. The flame will be contained in a large overturned police van situated on the roof of the stadium.

THE EVENTS

In previous Olympic Games, East London's competitors have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.

100 METRES SPRINT

Competitors will have to hold a video recorder and microwave oven (one in each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.

110 METRES HURDLES

As above but with added obstacles (i.e. car bonnets, hedges, garden fences, walls etc)

HAMMER

Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most physical damage within three attempts.

FENCING

Entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible in 5 minutes.

SHOOTING

A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors will aim at a post office clerk bank teller or securicor style wages delivery man. The traditional..22 rifle has been replaced in this event by a choice of either a Browning automatic handgun or Sawn-off 12-bore shotgun.

BOXING

Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home. The bout will then commence.

CYCLING TIME TRIALS

Competitors will be asked to break into the University bike shed and take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away from home. All against the clock.

CYCLING PURSUIT

As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.

MODERN PENTATHLON

Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyriding and arson.

SWIMMING EVENTS

All waterways are currently being tested for toxicity levels, once one is found that can support human life, swimming events will be organised, please note that the Synchronised Swimming even for this year will comprise of dropping acid and watching all the funky ripples on the pool, the specific musical support to this event will be provided by "The Verve".

THE MARATHON

A safe route has yet to be decided.

MEN'S 50km WALK

Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of East London, especially anyone that appears to be mincing ...

THE CLOSING CEREMONY

Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the Stratford Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronised rock throwing, and music by the Ilford community choir. The flame will be extinguished by police riot water cannon following inevitable pitch invasion by a confused West Ham organised hooliganism club. The stadium itself will then be boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove all the copper piping and the central heating boiler.


Late News:

Apparently Liverpool were set to put in a bid very similar to the above but with the Pentathlon modified to include: Killing a spouse, digging a hole, burying the body, laying a patio and the strangely named 'Calm Down' contest.

To guarantee the entry of any Mancunian athletes at all, Drugs testing has been waived this year.

[Mick]

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mornin all how are we today? good ? wasnt too great yesterday,so thought it wiser to not post than be a miserable git,,so I sent Lav a message and later on put a post up..in the wrong place...duh..Hygienist appointment this morning ..yep hygienist not the drilly man !! 10 am so I have to leave here at 083o due to traffic..

ok so lets have a brew,,,

hiya ppqp..wow fancy me posting in the wrong place ...and you seeing it!!chow are you ...I know we have all got our moments and speshully you too...hence thereason I never posted..we coulda had a real miserable time!! hope you are ok..youre helping the guy story made me laugh ..Il tell you a story someday ..of similar!!

hiya Lav..you regular ...when did that happen!! thanksfor posting for me..Amy is at her party tonight...dressed as donald trump no caps..so you enjoyed mall shopping...well heres a plastic cup full of lukewarm brown liquid that you can have at an extortionate price ...!!have a good one..

hiya pauly how are you ...?hows work doing? yall ready for chrimbo?do you share the chrimbo tips? have a great day girl.

hiya det complete with zapperooney ..how goes it?have you sorted the drain problem out? you been to where it enters the main waste and chased it back to the trap? best of luck..and well done with the therapy keep it up buddy

hiya sam the man ..you ok

pie yoo hoo how are you doing?

tt you working yet or is that after chrimbo

hiya snoopster you doing ok

hi nora c hows life doing

anyone else out there wanna join in

I had just hung up my phone on the bus this morning when I got a tap on the shoulder, "Excuse me," said a teenage girl dressed in her school uniform, "I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? Me and my friend just overheard your phone ringing just then and I'm pretty sure it was Beyoncé, but my friend is adamant it was Rihanna..."
I said, "You're both wrong, it was my mum."

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was.

So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap.

And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it.

As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.

All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80."

Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."

He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work.

"Guess what," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me
to take all her clothes off."

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"I took her miniskirt off and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop?"

Romantic Rhymes

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with
the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?

CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?

TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.

CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?

TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.

CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?

TECH: I'm not sure I understand?

CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?

The Ant and the Grasshopper

CLASSIC VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

THE END







THE PC BRITISH VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like him, are cold and starving.

The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food. Britons are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty. The Tory Party, Greenpeace and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the ant's house. The BBC, interrupting a Jamaican cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall Overcome" Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the ant has got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".

In response to polls, the Tory Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant's taxes are reassessed, and he is also fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as helpers. Without enough money to pay both the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the government repossesses his home.

The ant moves to Spain, and starts a successful wine-exporting company. A Panorama special later shows the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last of the ant's food, though Spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain it.

Inadequate government funding is blamed, Trevor Phillips is appointed to head a commission of enquiry that will cost £10,000,000. The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Daily Mirror blames it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity. The abandoned house is taken over by a gang of immigrant spiders, praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity, who promptly set up a marijuana plantation and terrorise the community.

THE END


A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

Little Johhny replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little Johnny replied, "They will in a minute."

[Samstone]

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moanin all
bit of a chill out there, hope everyone is warm and cozy

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody,Mick hope you're feeling better today,yep this time of year is just really too much reflecting and missing,is Amy really going as DT? Hi Sam PQ,thanks for moving Micks post to the thread I had read it earlier but thought he deleted it,didn't realize it was in the wrong place cuz I usually scroll,see the avatar and click to read,Lav,hope you have a decent weather day,waves to Det and wishes for a nice AF Wednesday

[Determinator]

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Brrrrr, Yawn, g'morning ABerooos!

ack, still not draining in the kitchen so the games will continue tonight. oh well, could be worse like the poor
folks in SoCal.

Mick, awesome funnies... going to have to go back and read them all tonight as was super busy last night between
plumbing and therapy and buying crap for plumbing.

Lav, sorry to hear about holiday blues. We'll do our best to entertain you here I'd like to get some winter pics soon as the
snow level hits the valley floor which should be here already but so far it's been so dry and cold.

Pauly, the device is the Omni Stimulator. on their website there's tons of great info but I got mine from one of their dealers
on ebay for 77.00 I'm super happy with the continuing results.

oops, forgot to make a lunch....better figure something ooot.

be well loves

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Mick...hope the roads cleared up a bit for your trip to the hygienist. Understandable posting in the wrong place it had a 12 in it and it was the 12th. LOL I'll take you up on that story, let's meet in Medicine Hat. Things are ok with me, just busy these days. Hope things are getting easier for you. Just think...6 more days!

Sam...it's a moanin morning eh! And just think it's only just begun. LOL

Pauly...I tend to see the bolded new posts and when I saw Mick's I thought I'd move it on forward. Hope you had a good day. How's things at work?

Det...hope you got your lunch sorted. Winter pic's would be great.

Lav..I'll never forget the thrill of the mall and I don't think thrilled is the word I'd use. LOL

I've had a very exhausting day. On the phone with support, trying to upgrade our accounting software, from 8am till 4pm. Got it sorted and packed up and left. Not even going to cook tonight so will see what the boys want to order in. Time to get into my PJ's and put my feet up. Have a peaceful evening all....:smile:PPQP

[Lavande]

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Good evening Abbers,

It was 18 degrees here this morning, that's COLD!!!
The wind gusts were as high as 41 mph which didn't help much, ha ha!

Mick, good to see you & I hope your trip went well today! Too bad dental hygienists don't make house calls, right?

Sam, we're burning firewood like it's going out of style here, oh boy!

Pauly, I almost froze just checking on my chickens this morning - they were just fine, ha ha! They don't even notice this frigid weather.

Det, I know some really good plumbers, I wish I could send one over to give you a hand.
Btw - I'm not blue, it was Mick yesterday but it looks like everyone is OK today

PQ, sorry you had a shitty headache producing kind of day.
I have to thank you for the full Canadian weather experience - tonight we are getting an 'Alberta Clipper' which will leave us with a bit of snow HA HA!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!
I hope you got some tasty take out tonight.

Hello to the rest of the crew & wishing everyone a nice night!
Lav

[Mick]

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morning all..how r oui doing today then? snowing here again..trip to the hygienists went well all sparkly shiny new ..I look like a new born ....oi!!!!no smart comments about wrinkles bald etc.. so its pre poets day eh?
lets have a brew.

mornin Lav ..hows you today? all good I hope ..yep Im back to normal ...ha ha...sounds like your weather is similar so have a loverly brew.

hi ppqp...yep not long till the offski..yep will meet you outside the sin bin.... Im feeling ok,..how is busy affecting you ..doing ok with it?

plumbing still not sorted oot yet det ...?you need to get it done ..especially health reasons ..anything happening weekend?

hiya pauly ,yep Amy looked like Mr Orange!..it was her party last night ..so doubt if we will hear from her for a while!!you all ready for chrimbo now

hey Sam hows you then? all ok?

right peeps time to go so have a good one...


A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women don't leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!"

His wife says, "Stay more to the left."

After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother?"

Quotations from Actual Students Essays

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it.

She grew on him like E. coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

She had a deep throaty genuine laugh like that sound a dog makes just before he throws up.

Her vocabulary was as bad, as, like, whatever.

He was a tall as a six foot three inch tree.

The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge free ATM.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7 pm instead of 7:30.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

The hailstones leaped up off the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star crossed lovers raced across a grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resemble Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the east river.

Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

Young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a really duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a landmine or something.

The Ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids with power tools.

He was deeply in love when she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

She was as easy as the TV guide crossword.

Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

Her voice had that tense grating quality, like a generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightening.

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

A leading professor of sexual behaviour is giving a lecture to his students, explaining that peoples overall disposition is directly related to the amount of times they have sex.

"For instance, all those people here who have sex once a week, raise your hands". Quite a few of the students with beaming faces raise their hands.

"Now all those people who have sex once a month raise your hands". A few of the more glum students hold up their hands.

"Now the people who have sex only once a year raise your hands" One or two really miserable buggers raise their hands sheepishly.

"Now anyone who only has sex once every ten years raise their hands" A Guy in the back row with a beaming face and a grin from ear to ear jumps out of his seat and gleefully shouts" Me me me"!!!!!!

The professor is astounded by the man's joyful look, "You only have sex once every ten years"? he inquires
"Yes indeed" says the man barely containing is glee,
"Well why do you look so happy"?



"ITS TONIGHT, ITS TONIGHT" replies the man.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".

The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh! That would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient."

"OK then", says the man, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Despite his best efforts, he begins laughing, softly at first, then uncontrollably.

Several minutes later he manages to compose himself and wipes the tears from his eyes. "I'm so sorry", he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

The man looks up at the doctor with sad eyes and says, "It's swollen."

The husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately rips off her clothes and makes mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up
and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I play golf.

Little Johhny showed up late for school one day and the teacher asked why.

The johhny explained that a hole had been dug in the road for some waterworks maintenance and a horse had fallen in and hurt itself badly amongst other injuries it had a broken leg, the police were called and they had to shoot the horse.

The teacher, engrossed in the story, without thinking asked, 'Did they shoot the horse in the the hole?

To which the little Johhny replied, 'No, they shot it in the head!'

[Samstone]

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how do all,
cold dreary looking moaning it is too, but it is only a passing fing. Love the jokes this AM, Mick, a good chuckle!!

Roaring through the firewood as well, Lav.

waves to you PQ,Pauly, Det, TT, Pie, et als!!

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody,Mick treat jokes hi Sam! I'm not sure if I'm ready for Christmas or not its been so warm here it just doesn't feel like it,warm weather in Dec irritates me and that's one reason I didn't like living in San Diego,,jeez what a whiner! Hello to Lav,PQ,Det,,Det they had a Ketamine clinic advertising on a life and style show last night,thought of you and your experience,they made it sound like a spectacular cure all bit of course want peeps'money anyhoo much love to all and wishes for a happy AF Thursday

[abcowboy]

Just a quick stop in to say hi and tell Mick I love your avatar! Statler and Waldorf are the best! I just spent the last half hour lmao as I watched their clips on youtube, thanks for a fantastic start to my day!

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Mick...I'm doing ok with busy cause today was a not busy day. Had a good sleep last night and felt refreshed this morning but could feel myself crashing around 2pm. It was an easy day and didn't do anything that required thinking. LOL Also got my email issues sorted then said to the boss, now what am I going to bitch about. He said he'd be on his best behaviour so I don't look in his direction. LOL Quiet at work so headed out early. It's always nice to pick up groceries in the daylight.

Sam...our weather is turning tomorrow with rain, snow and plummeting temperatures. I guess our winter is going to arrive on Dec 21 per schedule.

Pauly...I know I'm not ready for Christmas. Told my boss I'm used to having the week before Christmas off and he said you take whatever time off you want to. So will save the mall shopping for during the week and avoid the weekend rush.

ABC...good to see you. Looks like our weather is going to catch up to yours.

Lav...the jetstream is going to change and we'll be taking back the Alberta clipper so you have that to look forward to.

Det...hope you got the plumbing problem solved.

Making some sort of hamburger, vegetable, cheese casserole for dinner. Kinda taking bits and pieces from 3 different recipes so we shall see what happens.
Wishing everyone a refreshing sleep tonight....:smile:PPQP

[Lavande]

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Hello Abbers,

Still cold - very cold - below freezing cold, oh my!!!
There's icicles hanging off of the Christmas wreath On the chicken house

Mick, glad you are all clean & shiny now
We had another coating of snow last night, not too much but the roads are freezing overnight so driving is kind of dangerous right now.

Hello to Pauly, Sam, cowboy & everyone else checking in tonight.
Det, I hope you have made progress with your plumbing job & don't have to wash dishes in the bathtub.....

Have a nice night one & all!

Lav