sk ..yep you would know Heywood
feeling bit better today Lav
Pauly best of luck with Kell
hiya ppqp hows the culinary skills doing?
hiya det
hiya sam ,tt ,
sorry if missed anyone ...take it eazee
The guy who found a trumpet growing in his garden- he rooted it oot
Who's the coolest guy in hospital? The Ultra sound bloke.
Who's the second coolest guy in the hospital? The hip replacement guy!
Guy walks into the pub with a giraffe on a lead. Leaves it sitting at a table and goes to order a pint.
Barman says, you cant leave that lyin there.
Guy says, its not a lion its a giraffe.
Dog walks into a bar and orders a pint and a packet of crisps." Wow" says the barman, "You should be in a Circus"
Dog, "Why" "Are they looking for Electricians"
Two pieces of vomit walking down the road, one says to the other " see that shop doorway?" Aye says the other, what aboot it? "That's where I was brought up!"
Two monkeys in a bath
One turns to the other and says 'OOO AAHHH AHH AHH!'
The other says 'Put some cold in then'
Why don't pirates have any painkillers?
Because the parrots-eat-em-all
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