yo all...how are we today then? as you can see by my lazee bum sitting on the sofa that I never went detecting today ..it is snowing/raining combo ...the wet stuff...so nopw it taint hapnin...not as cold today.
so there we are a possible lazy day for me ...we shall see...
right for me brew number 3 ........anyone else?
hiya pauly ...hows Romeo then today ..whats with the tanning beds?ermm nope not the bezziest idea I dont think ..thats pretty good that kell just lives round the corner from you.that was scaree hearing you say back in the old days ...shit lady you know how old that makes me feel??????:egad: back in the mick age..yep the one just after the ice age,,,..........you doing anything today?
hiya Lav hows you then?all good I hope brew time then we can get some tunes on...Motown is/was defo my fave...we had norther soul here too ...Wigan Casino ...all nighter ..We used to come down from Scotland just for it ...buses came from everywhere ...it was just pure dancing no getting hammered fighting stoned just real good fun ...look at this..I bet watching this your feet move!!!! takes me back a lot of years.....check the fashion .....the baggies ,the tops the golf shoes with the spikes out,the crepes...
YouTube
have a look at some of the other motown stuff there too ...go on take yourself down memory lane!!
hiya ppqp..hows you then?did you join in the games event ?or was it a lazy day ..how are the culinary skillls faring ?still doing good ...next doors daughter had a baby about 4 weeks ago so they brought her to see gran...I didnt remember how much a baby cries ..jeez I do now ..!
hiya everyone else ......hope you are all good.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say,
"Congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."
Quiz: In 1923, Who Was
1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street?
These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days...
Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them...
The Answers:
1. The president of the largest steel company.
Charles Schwab,
died a pauper.
2. The president of the largest gas company,
Edward Hopson,
went insane.
3. The president of the NYSE,
Richard Whitney,
was released from prison
to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator,
Arthur Cooger,
died abroad, penniless.
5. The president of the
Bank of International Settlement,
shot himself.
6 The Great Bear of Wall Street,
Cosabee Livermore,
also committed suicide
However!!!
in that same year,
1923,
the PGA Champion
and the winner of the most important
golf tournament,
the US Open,
was
Gene Sarazen.
What became of him?
He played golf until he was 92,
died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure
at the time of his death.
The Moral:
Forget work...
Play golf.
One Liners Version: 001
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
"My teacher is really giving me a tuff time" Little Johnny was telling his father.
"Handle it this way Johnny," his father advised. "Take special care with your personal appearance and attire, pay attention in class and do your assignments and homework promptly."
"I really don't think that'll help Dad," Johnny sighed. "She hissed at me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."
Wee Willie was walking with Wanda, his new girlfriend, carrying her books home from grammar school. Both were eight years old.
"Wanda," said Wee Willie with a worshipping gaze, "you are the first girl I have ever loved."
"Dammit!" said Wanda, "another beginner."
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma and Texas.
Our dipsticks are located in Washington D.C.
so there we are a possible lazy day for me ...we shall see...
right for me brew number 3 ........anyone else?
hiya pauly ...hows Romeo then today ..whats with the tanning beds?ermm nope not the bezziest idea I dont think ..thats pretty good that kell just lives round the corner from you.that was scaree hearing you say back in the old days ...shit lady you know how old that makes me feel??????:egad: back in the mick age..yep the one just after the ice age,,,..........you doing anything today?
hiya Lav hows you then?all good I hope brew time then we can get some tunes on...Motown is/was defo my fave...we had norther soul here too ...Wigan Casino ...all nighter ..We used to come down from Scotland just for it ...buses came from everywhere ...it was just pure dancing no getting hammered fighting stoned just real good fun ...look at this..I bet watching this your feet move!!!! takes me back a lot of years.....check the fashion .....the baggies ,the tops the golf shoes with the spikes out,the crepes...
YouTube
have a look at some of the other motown stuff there too ...go on take yourself down memory lane!!
hiya ppqp..hows you then?did you join in the games event ?or was it a lazy day ..how are the culinary skillls faring ?still doing good ...next doors daughter had a baby about 4 weeks ago so they brought her to see gran...I didnt remember how much a baby cries ..jeez I do now ..!
hiya everyone else ......hope you are all good.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say,
"Congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."
Quiz: In 1923, Who Was
1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street?
These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days...
Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them...
The Answers:
1. The president of the largest steel company.
Charles Schwab,
died a pauper.
2. The president of the largest gas company,
Edward Hopson,
went insane.
3. The president of the NYSE,
Richard Whitney,
was released from prison
to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator,
Arthur Cooger,
died abroad, penniless.
5. The president of the
Bank of International Settlement,
shot himself.
6 The Great Bear of Wall Street,
Cosabee Livermore,
also committed suicide
However!!!
in that same year,
1923,
the PGA Champion
and the winner of the most important
golf tournament,
the US Open,
was
Gene Sarazen.
What became of him?
He played golf until he was 92,
died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure
at the time of his death.
The Moral:
Forget work...
Play golf.
One Liners Version: 001
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
"My teacher is really giving me a tuff time" Little Johnny was telling his father.
"Handle it this way Johnny," his father advised. "Take special care with your personal appearance and attire, pay attention in class and do your assignments and homework promptly."
"I really don't think that'll help Dad," Johnny sighed. "She hissed at me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."
Wee Willie was walking with Wanda, his new girlfriend, carrying her books home from grammar school. Both were eight years old.
"Wanda," said Wee Willie with a worshipping gaze, "you are the first girl I have ever loved."
"Dammit!" said Wanda, "another beginner."
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma and Texas.
Our dipsticks are located in Washington D.C.
I'm sure you'll find something to do today cuz I know you don't sit still,I think I'm gonna be lazy though,probably just grocery shop,visit Romeo and Lou then binge watch something,Sam,hope you get your heating situation settled,a lot of people in my hometown (not Vegas) have propane but it gets pretty expensive up there for some reason,it snowed so much yesterday that my mom couldn't get out of her driveway to get to work poor thing,she sent pics and her little car was covered! Dont miss that at all.much love to all and wishes for a happy AF Sunday
back after work!
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