mornin all how are we today then?weather here is lovely ...didnt go detecting ..tbh another farm I used to go n has said no...the problem being iit is in Lincs ,,the flattest county there is ,and people come from all over to go hare coursing ...a blood sport where they loose their dog to chase hares ..Lincs being so open too ...Quite a few instances if farmers getting hurt challenging these shitbags..so instead of trying to id folk ..if there as anyone there then they know they shouldnt ...sad I know but I understand and respect the farmers wishes.
Hence the trains and railways ..
H re is a better picture of where I am up to ..
20180203_160340.jpg
ok lets have.......
a brew.
hiya Lav ..nope no boiled Jeeves!!hope grandson is ok....as I reacall.with pinterrest you sign up initially and it asksyou if you want updates or something...so it may be a case of unsubscribing and starting again
as for the Thomas ..for g/s
20180115_185859.jpg
this is one that was made at the club I have joined...its a thomas ..did you knowthat there were some carriages painted wrongly ...and they are worth about 200 bux each?
hiya pie...glad the cold is over for you ...Im ok ,getting back to being me again.I guess emotionally I just got whacked.. but getting into life again..giving jeeves his meds? be firm but gentle and calm with him ..he doesnt understand scottish but he defo understands tonal intonation.!!
hiya det how are you feeling today mate? hows the bug ? buggered orf?.......
hiya pauly ...how are you then? yep Irn Bru is a soda..scotlands other national drink they call it..the sugar in it..no wonder scotland is hypo.
hiya ppqp..hows you then you need the roof insulating no problem ....I ll do a neater job than mine ..I just wanted to get it done rapido.you having a good weekend?
hiya tt and sam ..hope you are both well....?
right peeps have a good one.
On his first day of classes at a university, a student took a front row seat in a literature course.
The professor told them they would be responsible for reading five books and that he would provide them with a list of authors from which they could choose.
Then the professor ambled over to the lectern, took out his class notes and began ... "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook ... "
The student was working feverishly to get down all the names, when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
The student in back of him whispered, "He's taking attendance".
Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy...
He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down and little Johnny lets out a scream.
His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his privates and screaming in pain.
He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better".
Little Johnny’s mother shouts, "Don’t start your father’s shit with me"!
At The Pharmacy
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some"?
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does"?
Spiders
I was reading how a female spider will kill and then eat the male spider after mating.
I guess female spiders know that life insurance is easier to collect than child support.
tt......for you
When you next read an academic paper, make sure you have this handy guide by your side.
"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"...
I didn't look up the original reference.
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"...
This is the prettiest graph.
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"...
I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
"IN MY EXPERIENCE"...
Once.
"IN CASE AFTER CASE"...
Twice.
"IN A SERIES OF CASES"...
Thrice.
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"...
I think.
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"...
A couple of others think so, too.
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" ...
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"...
Rumour has it.
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF THESE FINDINGS"...
A really wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"...
Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a beer glass.
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS"...
I don't understand it....and I never will.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"...
They don't understand it either.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"...
A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"...
I am pleased to feed you this rubbish.
Dear Abby,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'just some friends from work, you don’t know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the golf shop where I bought it?
Thanks Jim
After a visit to the doctor, Joe Bloggs, the city team's centre forward dropped in to his local pub for a quick one. "What’s up mate?" asked his friend Brian, "you look worried".
"Yes, I am," Joe replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and he told me I can't play football."
"Oh, really?" said Brian. "He's seen you play too then, has he"?
and finally.....
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before".
The doctor reassured her, "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared"?
"On my balls".
Hence the trains and railways ..
H re is a better picture of where I am up to ..
20180203_160340.jpg
ok lets have.......
a brew.
hiya Lav ..nope no boiled Jeeves!!hope grandson is ok....as I reacall.with pinterrest you sign up initially and it asksyou if you want updates or something...so it may be a case of unsubscribing and starting again
as for the Thomas ..for g/s
20180115_185859.jpg
this is one that was made at the club I have joined...its a thomas ..did you knowthat there were some carriages painted wrongly ...and they are worth about 200 bux each?
hiya pie...glad the cold is over for you ...Im ok ,getting back to being me again.I guess emotionally I just got whacked.. but getting into life again..giving jeeves his meds? be firm but gentle and calm with him ..he doesnt understand scottish but he defo understands tonal intonation.!!
hiya det how are you feeling today mate? hows the bug ? buggered orf?.......
hiya pauly ...how are you then? yep Irn Bru is a soda..scotlands other national drink they call it..the sugar in it..no wonder scotland is hypo.
hiya ppqp..hows you then you need the roof insulating no problem ....I ll do a neater job than mine ..I just wanted to get it done rapido.you having a good weekend?
hiya tt and sam ..hope you are both well....?
right peeps have a good one.
On his first day of classes at a university, a student took a front row seat in a literature course.
The professor told them they would be responsible for reading five books and that he would provide them with a list of authors from which they could choose.
Then the professor ambled over to the lectern, took out his class notes and began ... "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook ... "
The student was working feverishly to get down all the names, when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
The student in back of him whispered, "He's taking attendance".
Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy...
He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down and little Johnny lets out a scream.
His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his privates and screaming in pain.
He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better".
Little Johnny’s mother shouts, "Don’t start your father’s shit with me"!
At The Pharmacy
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some"?
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does"?
Spiders
I was reading how a female spider will kill and then eat the male spider after mating.
I guess female spiders know that life insurance is easier to collect than child support.
tt......for you
When you next read an academic paper, make sure you have this handy guide by your side.
"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"...
I didn't look up the original reference.
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"...
This is the prettiest graph.
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"...
I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
"IN MY EXPERIENCE"...
Once.
"IN CASE AFTER CASE"...
Twice.
"IN A SERIES OF CASES"...
Thrice.
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"...
I think.
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"...
A couple of others think so, too.
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" ...
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"...
Rumour has it.
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF THESE FINDINGS"...
A really wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"...
Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a beer glass.
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS"...
I don't understand it....and I never will.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"...
They don't understand it either.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"...
A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"...
I am pleased to feed you this rubbish.
Dear Abby,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'just some friends from work, you don’t know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the golf shop where I bought it?
Thanks Jim
After a visit to the doctor, Joe Bloggs, the city team's centre forward dropped in to his local pub for a quick one. "What’s up mate?" asked his friend Brian, "you look worried".
"Yes, I am," Joe replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and he told me I can't play football."
"Oh, really?" said Brian. "He's seen you play too then, has he"?
and finally.....
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before".
The doctor reassured her, "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared"?
"On my balls".
too bad about the detecting area,Det,hope you feel better,I had that a few weeks ago if you remember but I still don't know if it was a 24 hour bug or something I ate,hubs tried to make me eat toast and it took a half hour to eat one piece,ugh,PQ,I bought a premade meatloaf from Sprouts yesterday and it was pretty good,I'm not a meatloaf person but it was a nice change,been in the 70's here all week,feels good but that's when peeps let their guard down and get sick sometimes,Pie,I think its my own personal sleep fairy trying to sabotage me haha,much love to all and wishes for a nice AF Sunday
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