w/c 11th

[Mick]

mornin all howare we then? glad to report sun shining over here...at the moment,just being doing a couple of little jobs on the car ..it gets its road worthiness test this week.so how are we?already india is fading into the land of memories,..hmmmm..ok lets have a brew..
does anyone know how to download videos on to here ?has it all got to be done through you tube ...? Im not prepred to do that ,however if there is a nonnymouse way to do it ..then Ill have that option.

hiya ppqp...hows you then ? hash brown casserole was it good ...sounds simple enuff even for me to make!!yep no headache this morning though Julie snottin about all over the show...guess its the air co from the plane

hiya Lav ...Ive had those meatballs before they are great ..As for the mattress toppers ...I honestly recommend one ...we have got one in the van....and it is more comfortable that sleeping in bed!!I would def get one.oops brew time..

hiya det ..I would have hadthe tools off ya...container them up lets do it ...Glad it all went well for you mate..

hiya pie you ok?

hi pauly where is ya ? you ok?

tt...you on your travels...

take care all....

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody,Mick yer silly I've posted everyday!Det,I don't go to Lake Mead much cuz it's dropped so low it looks kind of sad will try and make it out more this year just to hike around though,Pie,hope you're keeping your sanity with your dad haha,it rained hard overnight and the ceiling started leaking right over our bed on hubs' side,I kept giggling every time I heard a splat on him(I'm evil) but it was funny! Had to put towels and extra blankets on/around him,much love to all and wishes for a happy AF Sunday

[treetops]

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Hi folks. Good luck with the car thing Mick. . Am sure it will pass with flying colours.
Yes Pauly is a real regular.
I'm still at home. Off to the pacific islands for a few weeks for work - lots of research and meetings. Then home fir Easter and then off to another part of NZ for the next year. So lots to organise. I prefer to keep specifics a bit vague in what I post because I think I am the only one on this website these days from here and too much on the internet can bite one in the teeth. Chomp chomp.
How's everyone else. Early on a Monday here.
Have a good one.

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL...

Mick...do you have to have a road worthiness test every year? Heard on the radio this morning a segment of worst travel complaints and India came up. The complaint was too much curry in the food. LOL Do you make any photo albums of your trips? Been investigating posting anonymous videos and unless you use proxy servers (a go between your computer and the internet) or create a fake social media account I don't think it can be done.

Pauly...gotta admit the leaking roof is kinda funny. I'm sure your hubs didn't think so.

Hashbrown casserole...1 bag frozen hashbrowns, 1 tin mushroom soup, 1 cup sour cream, 1 cup diced onions, 1 cup shredded cheese. Mix all together and bake uncovered in a 350F oven for 1 hour. Original recipe calls for crushed cornflakes and melted butter on top but I don't bother. Time for leftovers....have a Super Sober Sunday all.....:smile:PPQP

X-Post TT...I'll say you've got lots of organizing to do! I agree with your internet posting philosophy totally. It just amazes me what some people will post. Have a Marvelous Monday.

[paulywogg]

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PQ,that reminds me of the tater tot casserole I used to make when the kids,were growing up,except you use tater tots,hamburger and green beans,everything else is the same

[abcowboy]

Hi [MENTION=17668]Mick[/MENTION], I think if you click on “Go Advanced” when you want to reply, it opens up additional options for your post, one of those options being attaching a file. It’s the little “paper clip” icon beside the smiley icon if I remember correctly. You can maybe give that a try....

[Determinator]

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Happy Sunday ABeroooodles!

Mick, all home and sorted... good deal.

tater tots! boy does that bring back memories.

I'm still packing/sorting/chucking stuff out. Sneezing from all the dust I kicked up but really no complaints here... sun is even out.

Pauly, that sounds like an entertaining night!

ABCowboy, good to have you pop in.

TTops, yes online privacy is a hard one. Got a VPN service here and a few other tools that I hope are helping.

time to kick back a bit and find something entertaining while I wear my brain zapper.

be well loves

[Lavande]

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Good evening Abbers,

It was a sunny, chilly, no grandkids kind of weekend here, ha ha! I managed to get a few things done around here that required thinking without many interruptions, LOL

Mick, we have to have our cars inspected yearly, mine is due in soon. I really don't mind it because they can fix something before it becomes a huge, unsafe problem. I am especially mindful of that because I transport the kids quite a bit.
I really enjoyed my afternoon of Celtic Music Radio but the ads every 5 minutes for the WHISKY BAR in Glasgow were annoying as hell. No wonder everyone drinks, geez.
Anyway it kept me occupied while I made my vegan lasagna, yum.

Pauly, sorry about the leaky roof (been there & done that unfortunately). Is you roof very old??

TT, I wish you the best on your trip(s) & I hope your work goes well

PQ, that casserole definitely would not work for me, ha ha! I would have to change so many ingredients the casserole would end up being something completely different, LOL
Please don't send any more snow down here - there's a rumor that we may be getting more & I don't want any!!!!

Det, glad you enjoyed your Saturday, sounds great!
Dust is my biggest allergy trigger - oh boy! Take it easy!

Hi there cowboy, nice to see you!

Hello to the rest of the crew & wishing everyone a nice night!

Lav

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody,Lav,dust kills me too which is terrible cuz Vegas is a dust hole! Det,you're sounding great PQ,I made chicken noodle soup in the crock pot for dinner last night with a Pillsbury biscuit on the side weird cuz I bought a can of them while grocery shopping and when it came time to cook I couldn't find them! Wonder if I stick them in the cupboard? If they're rolling around in my car? Or if I accidentally left a bag behind at the store,who knows so hubs had to run and pick some up,TT,I know you value your privacy,I never thought I cared but if anyone I know read this formula I'd be embarrassed,this is my thing not for anyone else's eyes,Mick I'm sure you'll be along sometime today,do you guys change clocks over there? Much love to all and wishes for a great AF Monday!

[Mick]

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hiya alll. how are we today then? hope all is good ..I have been out this morning hence the late posting..so we can have an afternoon brew..the rabbits are out ,playing between house and garden......so lets have the brew.
hiya pauly ,yep Im here and how are you then? we changed the clocks about 3 weeks ago,theres bound to be one of them right in the house now..dont worry about forgetting things ...we have all got form for that ..you have a nice day.

Lav ....awright n at hen howzit gaun the day then? Seeing as you are listening to Celtic music ,I would gie ye a wee chat in jockanese.So how are you ?ready for a brew?..hope the weather is as good for you as it is over here today..yes Its no wonder Scotland is in a dire way ..lots of whisky and fried mars bars..what a great diet.

hiya det how goes it with you then ?are things getting a bit in order mate? I hope so.

ab ..hiya mate ,thanks for the advice,Ive tried it ...Its the address for the vid clip that messes it up.so its back to headscratching time.

hiya ppqp...hows you ? that hash browns recipe looks good..yes car has to sit a test every year ..including emissions etc..yes ..not getting into the realms of proxy servers,I ll just draw pictures..No I dont have albums of pics any more,..all the paper ones I have,I electronically downloaded to a usb stick,..on my phone Ive got all my pics back to 2000.

hiya tt ..hows you then?I you are the only one there using tinternet ..then who is going to read it ..I get what you mean about it biting you tho..hows the rest of the family? doing ok ...

right peeps offski..


Is Sex Work Or Play?

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays".

The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex"? So he goes to a Lutheran minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply: "Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath"!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play".

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work"?

The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex was work, my wife would have the maid do it".



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How Fights Start with Wife
My son asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from'?

I replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine'.

And then the fight started...




While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice.

'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one'?

'Better get a bikini', he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one'.

And then the fight started...




My wife asked me if I believed in religion.

I said "Not until I married you".

The wife said "Why".

I said "Now I believe in Hell".

And then the fight started...




My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...




My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds'.

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...




When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...




After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...




My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...




I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...




A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....




I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....




My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.

and then the fight started.....




A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....




Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...




I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....




My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....




When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

and then the fight started...

[Determinator]

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Excellent new Aussie study on sat fat and cholesterol

Australian Saturated Fat & Cholesterol Documentary (FULL 2 PARTS) - YouTube

[porqoui]

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MAE ALL....

Lav...yes in your case it would turn out to be something else totally. LOL Celtic music does get you moving doesn't it. Sorry about the snow but I'm done with it. I'll try to direct it north not south.

Pauly...thanks for kicking off Monday for us. When you make your soup do you wait to add the noodles? Mine always turn out mushy! The case of the missing biscuits, been there too. Did you find them in the cupboard in the end? Hope you had a good day.

Mick...if you draw the pictures I'll colour them for you. I miss watching my nephews as we'd colour all day. Fried mars bars??? what's up with that! LOL Sounds like the peskies survived your holiday.

Det...I'll have a look at the study in a bit. Been a hectic busy day so am going to relax before starting dinner.

We actually made it up to +44F...heatwave! I hope this is the beginning of the end of winter.
Shout out to the rest of the gang....:smile:PPQP

[paulywogg]

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PQ,I use those "No yolks" kind and put them in last few minutes of cooking,they never get mushy still no biscuits,I guess if they get old or hot enough the can will explode and we'll hear it haha!

[porqoui]

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PQ,I use those "No yolks" kind and put them in last few minutes of cooking,they never get mushy still no biscuits,I guess if they get old or hot enough the can will explode and we'll hear it haha!

:harhar:

[Determinator]

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Happy unhung Monday ABanoodlecookers near and far!

I cook noodles separately and keep them that way so they never get mushy even on a reheat. Add to bowl and put hot soup on
top and serve.

My lucky day! a beautiful hawk put on a nice show and i got a decent pic

Shared album - Xring007 - Google Photos

I pulled the trigger on a new camera today.... wooo hoooo! what I've been doing is... sell about 30 things to make money and reduce bulk, then
buy 1 thing I'll actually need or enjoy. Quality over quantity.

so happy to be sleeping like a rock every night now. yay!

no major excitement here... staying on track with downsizing. Got a yummy marinara sauce on the stove and the smell is
driving me batty. soon...

be well loves