Re: w/c 10 june
mornin all ..how are we..?dentist for me today,but its just a check up .well weather again today is sound ,tho its supposed to break today,we shall see ...its doing the garden good .ok .lets have a brew ...
coffee ,tea?
hiya Lav,how are you then? so you have the g/s over to empty your food cupboards ,and a few fights eh?hows your growing doing? Ive got the first courgette and truss of tomatoes on..and blueberries are doing well as are turnips and leeks and apples.. I found those glasses real weird .
do you like fruit teas too? best of luck at the vets ..well not you ..the dog obviously ....
hiya ppqp....wind with low temps? frozen brussel sprouts?ok ok I thought it was funny ...your ex banned from driving breaks in to get docs for a vehicle that he cant drive? talk about attracting attention to yourself ..oh well I guess saskichewone is far enuff from you..yep see if you can get a pic of the garden?
hiya tree girl ,hows you then? where abouts do you live ? not your address obviously ,just where ish ..I hike in Devon ...I must be honest I preferred Cornwall to Devon ,it seemed to me a bit friendlier
hiya Sam how are you then ? all good are you my friend ..
hi pauly ..how come you dont post here any more ...whatever it is ,I wish you the best of luck..
hiya pie how are you then ?
right folks have a good day.
Las Vegas has many churches, and people frequently drop casino chips into the collection plates.
The various churches cannot easily turn them into dollars, so a service was started by a group of Franciscan monks to pick up the chips weekly and go around to the various casinos and redeem the chips for dollars. They support themselves this way and provide a valuable service.
They are called chipmonks.
My wife went out to buy a jug of milk and never came back!
-'How are you coping?
-'I use this powdered stuff!
Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the driver's window, the driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his night stick.
"Ow!" says the driver. "Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer; I'm not from around here."
The trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back, then walks around to the car's passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him with his night stick.
"Ow!" says the passenger. "What'd you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."
"What the hell does that mean?" asks the guy.
"Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, "I wish that lousy asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 39. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 404 will board from Gate 42".
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 404 would in fact be boarding from Gate 42.
So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program". "I hope you have a nice day".
Paddy staggered home in the wee small hours after a heavy night out with his mates.
When he woke up the next morning, he found he was in bed with the dog beside him in his wife's place.
"Glory be" said Paddy! "I must have been really drunk when I got home...
I thought there was a lot of noise when I threw the dog out"!
mornin all ..how are we..?dentist for me today,but its just a check up .well weather again today is sound ,tho its supposed to break today,we shall see ...its doing the garden good .ok .lets have a brew ...
coffee ,tea?
hiya Lav,how are you then? so you have the g/s over to empty your food cupboards ,and a few fights eh?hows your growing doing? Ive got the first courgette and truss of tomatoes on..and blueberries are doing well as are turnips and leeks and apples.. I found those glasses real weird .
do you like fruit teas too? best of luck at the vets ..well not you ..the dog obviously ....
hiya ppqp....wind with low temps? frozen brussel sprouts?ok ok I thought it was funny ...your ex banned from driving breaks in to get docs for a vehicle that he cant drive? talk about attracting attention to yourself ..oh well I guess saskichewone is far enuff from you..yep see if you can get a pic of the garden?
hiya tree girl ,hows you then? where abouts do you live ? not your address obviously ,just where ish ..I hike in Devon ...I must be honest I preferred Cornwall to Devon ,it seemed to me a bit friendlier
hiya Sam how are you then ? all good are you my friend ..
hi pauly ..how come you dont post here any more ...whatever it is ,I wish you the best of luck..
hiya pie how are you then ?
right folks have a good day.
Las Vegas has many churches, and people frequently drop casino chips into the collection plates.
The various churches cannot easily turn them into dollars, so a service was started by a group of Franciscan monks to pick up the chips weekly and go around to the various casinos and redeem the chips for dollars. They support themselves this way and provide a valuable service.
They are called chipmonks.
My wife went out to buy a jug of milk and never came back!
-'How are you coping?
-'I use this powdered stuff!
Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the driver's window, the driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his night stick.
"Ow!" says the driver. "Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer; I'm not from around here."
The trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back, then walks around to the car's passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him with his night stick.
"Ow!" says the passenger. "What'd you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."
"What the hell does that mean?" asks the guy.
"Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, "I wish that lousy asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 39. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 404 will board from Gate 42".
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 404 would in fact be boarding from Gate 42.
So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program". "I hope you have a nice day".
Paddy staggered home in the wee small hours after a heavy night out with his mates.
When he woke up the next morning, he found he was in bed with the dog beside him in his wife's place.
"Glory be" said Paddy! "I must have been really drunk when I got home...
I thought there was a lot of noise when I threw the dog out"!
I went a few weeks ago and the dentist wants to pull out some fillings that he did and redo them cuz he said they're squishing my gums,,,I dunno about the guy,there was an Asian lady who is there too who has done some work on me and tbh I'd rather have her but I don't know how to switch,its embarrassing to ask,Det,so glad things are going well
Sam,enjoy your day,PQ,dinner last night was frozen pizza but hubs swears it kept him up all night and has banned it from the house haha,Lav,little boys seem like bottomless pits sometimes,off to start my day,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Wednesday!
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