hiya Lav ....glad you slept better ..yep your politics are pretty poor too..Ours are too but at least they are funny ..not ...Corbyn the terrorist lover ..or Theresa May dancing like on of Gerry Anderson puppets at a summit conference to Abba tunes..Rabbits are doing well...the temptation is to house them together sooner than you should ..there is a prcess and once your gut tells you that all parts have been met then ok try it ..
hiya pauly hows you then today hope you are well...
ppqp ...holiday weekennd hope you are enjoying it .
hiya det you ok mate ?keep up the piccy action .
hiya treegirl and sk ..hope you are both ok ,and not being "plagued" by lifes shortcomings ..
short and sweet ...similar to this post take care all..
Paddy read that you could increase the value of your house by knocking 2 rooms into 1.
Now his living room is 15 foot high and he has one less bedroom.
"Victory for brexit Britain!" Proclaimed The Express today, regarding Unilever's choice to keep making marmite in the UK.
So investors have moved another £9 million abroad this year, but it's ok cause we are keeping our marmite factory.
"What you up to?"
"I'm just watching The X Factor, dad"
What a way to find out your son will never make it to University.
I'm sat reeling in sadness at the clips and images of these poor dishevelled people.
Please give £3 a month so Man Utd can buy a new team.
As a painter, I’m proud to say some of my work is in the national gallery.
I did the skirting boards.
If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
The boss of Ryanair, Michael O'Leary, walks into a Dublin bar and orders a pint of Guinness. The Landlord says, "That'll be one €uro please Mr O'Leary." O'Leary replies, "You're a man after me own heart, do you know all the other bars around here charge five €uros for a pint of Guinness?" The Landlord responds, "I have to be honest Mr O'Leary I took a leaf out of your book, slashed the cost of everything and business is booming." O'Leary hands over one €uro with a smile, the Landlord asks, "Will you be wanting a glass with your Guinness sir ?"
I wonder if my Vets receptionist realises how many peoples passwords she knows?
Chinese Takeaway £24
Petrol to pick it up £2
Getting home and realising one of the useless gits have forgotten one of your containers
Riceless.
The seven dwarfs always left early each morning to go to work in the mine. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunches and take them to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunches, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
"Hello. Hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!" For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! is anyone down there?"
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, "VOTE for Trump !"
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!
Due to the water shortage in Ireland, Dublin Swimming Baths have announced that they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
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