hiya all...how are we today then?well thats one belter of a storm we have just had and i dont think its finished...been sanding again this morning ,and...got a phone call from the guy about the trains this morning ...he is supposed to be coming up this afternoon ..hmmmm we shall see...If not then its a head scratcher ..need to find somewhere else .
so lets have a brew ...Im parched ...dust .
hiya SK How are you doing?the past has gone ,look to the future to make your memories ....that sounds like a nice sweater you got for Viv ..winged unicorns ..I think they are rarer than the ordinary ones .... you take care of yourself.
hiya Lav ,hows you then ? hope all is well? Under the table work eh? I take it that is what we call foreigners ...good luck to you ..the irs would ony give it to your man for top up tanz..yes normally the worktop just gets a light sand and oiled ..but in this case ...the guy that marked the top...the chemic burnt thru it asll...so would have been pretty difficult to match up..and of course it was right in the middle too..I dont believe it ..its hammering down and the window cleaner has turned up ...that aint gonna be happening ..dont know where our hay is coming from ..Ive got a funny feeling its canadia ..
hiya ppqp..hows you then?good I hope ...oh the little star did it again this morning ..I took a big bowl of food out ,emptied it in the hutch ...no problem with that..she just didnt like the plassy bowl took it in her mouth and launched it the length of the hutch.yep this is the season for elastic waistbands ..have a great day.
hiya det .....aka bolt man hows things with you ..hope all is well with you ..hows the pesky?
hiya pie ...hows you then?so youve got a fair bit of project work to do on the new condo? that doesnt phase you ..you are into all that ..Are the worktops solid granite or a composite?yes mine are supposed to be done 6 monthly ..ish ..we are now on year 3.. great to see you back btw.
hiya Pauly ,how are you doing then? hope all is well with you ..have a great day ...
hiya teegee n sam you both good?
right folks have a good one..
Just seen an advert in my local paper
MATHS TEACHER NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000
So I rang them up and said "The answer is
- £5,000"
Stupid gits.
I got called into human resources today because of a couple of incidents and was asked if I knew the difference between left and right wing. I told them to fck off as my politics was my business.
They still sacked me though, turns out aircraft are pretty expensive to fix.
Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital... one's in a korma…the other's got a dodgy tikka!
So apparently RSVPing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
My wife came down the stairs wearing a power-suit tonight. I asked her where she was going dressed like that ?
"I'm going to my first women's empowerment meeting," she sneered at me, "Or as you would call us, the Feminazis..... I won't be stopped by you or anything, and I'm going to show I'm every bit as equal if not superior to men !"
"Oh, ok," I said disinterestedly, "Let me know how it was when you get back."
30 minutes later she came back through the front door looking exhausted.
"Oh, it's over already ?" I asked.
"No," she said, "Darling, would you please reverse the car out of the drive for me."
"Pass the sugar, please."
"You should stop taking sugar, it's bad for your teeth."
"That's no problem, I don't have any."
I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one. I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.
A grooming gang were busted recently in Dublin.
Police were alerted after spotting several freshly clipped and well presented poodles.
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