hiya Lav,yep sure am always on holiday ....the way I see it ..you cant take it with you ,so I aint leaving it for the govnt to tax to give to some deserving cause ....not!!!!we made a boo boo tho..we wre going to go to Sri Lanka for Julies birhtday ...the tours are all booked up ..we can go in feb or may not Mar,,,so dont know now ...I leave that up to madam ..I just do the kerching bit ..this next holiday we fly out on the 21st Dec..if you click thru the photos ,you will see its pretty hight up ...its a great little run up that hill...last time we were there I did it loads of times ..after practicing!!!..I will this time too ..I also love the sea view ..so thats where my christmas will be
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I was chatting with my neighbour who was bragging about how clever his dog was .
He said "he knows all his toys by name and will fetch certain items by command, he fetches my slippers, I can even send him to get the paper, from the newsagent" .
I said " I know he told me "
Liverpool council finds 24 adult asylum seekers who are posing as children.
Liverpool staff fooled as they thought it normal for '13' year olds to have children.
I have some extremely bad news for fans of Justin Bieber.
Nothing's happened to him, but your music taste is absolute fcking rubbish
Therapist: “You need to go out more take up a hobby, stop doing weird things.”
Me: “I went to the zoo”.
Therapist: “That’s what I mean, did you get anything from that?”
Me: opens coat “I got this penguin”.
Two chickens chat as they are walking along.
"I think I'm going to cross the road"
"I wouldn't.
You'll never hear the ****ing end of it."
A man hails a taxi, and gets inside.
"5th and Main, please."
"You again?" says the taxi driver. "This is the 4th time I've dropped you and your wife off at work."
"Really? My wife doesn't work."
"Yes, she does. I drop her off there everyday, about an hour after I drive you to work."
"There?"
"Behind the Tillman & Lane department store."
"Interesting," says the man. "Tell you what. Pick me up in two hours, and I want you to show me where my wife works." So two hours later, the taxi arrives and takes the man to whorehouse behind Tillman & Lane.
"Hold on," said the driver. "I'll be right back."
There's a huge commotion after the driver goes in, with cursing and screaming and the sounds of breaking furniture. The driver comes out with a woman in a headlock.
"That's not my wife!" exclaims the man.
"I know. She's mine. I'm going back in for yours."
A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.
This is a major breakthrough!
Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
"Who does something like that?"
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