9/12/

[porqoui]

Re: 9/12/

Pi...great news! I'm wearing gloves as I type this. LOL

[Lavande]

Re: 9/12/

Good evening friends,

Spent the day stitching my brains out & shipping stuff to buyers, nice.
The rain has started & is supposed to go on all weekend. Tomorrow we will be going to the memorial service for our old friend & will be visiting our family's resting places to leave Christmas greenery.

Det, in addition to a couple of embroidery machines I have a heat press in my shop. I can either buy prints to press onto shirts, bags, etc or I can print my own to press, hmmm. Haven't done any of that for a while, maybe I'll give it another try
Keep moving forward & have fun with your new venture.

Mick, you should have been a city planner/engineer! Your work looks amazing!
I personally think Trump is messing his pants right about now but don't tell anyone, LOL

Pauly, get to work on your immune system girl. Get more vitamin C & zinc in your diet or get the supplements. I hope you all feel better soon

Pie, glad to hear the dogs arrived safely. Geez, that's quite a trip for them.
It is wonderful to see people all over the world trying to help these poor animals.

PQ, I hope you get an IP for Christmas.
I used mine today to make a delicious, healthy, vegan style lentil soup. After the pot heats up which takes 10-15 minutes, the soup is ready in 10 minutes - & that's using dry (uncooked) lentils. It was fabulous!

Hello to SK, Cyn & Sam.

Have a nice night everyone!
lav

[Determinator]

Re: 9/12/

well hidy ho ho ABerooos!

Mick, might fine setup there. At least you have some nice things to play with if you're stuck inside with the darn flue. Yes, a small
diorama is what i have in mind. Not sure I have the patience to make them but ...mebbe...

Pie, 5 dogs is a big deal if you are one of them! excellent work there.

Lav, that's some industrial-strength crafting you're doing there, wowsers. very cool.
beans don't agree with me but I like them enough that I'll eat them on occasion anyway.

another day of learning ooodles of tech info about marketing and drop shipping etc etc. poor head is spinning so time to
kick it for the night. a cup of cocoa sweetened with monk fruit sounds good.

Pauly, yeah what Lav said! and some B vitamins and whatever approximates chicken soup. I think the ultimate for that is the
Thai 'tom yum' soup. such a comfort if I'm feeling cruddy. Which I'm most happy to say I'm not.
Knowing there are sickos in our midst I'm wearing a tyvek body-suit and gas mask. ok, I'm not quite that paranoid.

tomorrow morn I'm joining my uncle and one of his kiddos to the ski slopes! she has never skied so I'll be photographer. I know what's
going to happen though... I'm going to get all excited and want to get back into skiing again. weeeeeee

arritey then,

be well loves

[paulywogg]

Re: 9/12/

Mae everybody,Pie,love the excitement in your post! Glad the dogs got to you safe,wow what a long trip,Det,I was happy the mountain got snow this year,last year they had to open late cuz it was so dry,have fun Mick,read you're getting snow today? Pics please if you can,waves to all and wishes for a great BF Saturday

[Mick]

Re: 9/12/

hiya all ...hows you ...good Ihope ...full of snot still but hey ..no it isnt snowing here yet ,tho it did try during the night its raing but the temp is -2 so it isgoing to freeze ..the gritters are out on the roads now..so lets have a brew not going tecting tomorrow ,not in thisweather ...


here is a pic of one of my engines I took this morning ...well chuffed with it..it has been "weathered"

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hiyaLav you ok? you sound a bit busy there ..

Det enjoy the skiing and if you try it ...dont go breaking anything ..

hiya pauly ..how areyou?besure when the snow hits here you will defo see it ..hope you have a good weekend

hiya pie ...g;lad you and the dogs are doing ok... you can tell you love em...

hi ppqp ...hope you are well ...anything special this weekend?take care..

hiya sk and treegirl hope you are both ok ...

take care all

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One shoots but can't hit....

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Been to the gym, then had a nice hot shower.

I've just picked up a bottle of home brew from one of the neighbours for this afternoon.

I've got a few joints rolled up for the XBox tournament with the lads.

After that I'll muck around online with some porn and gambling sites.

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F@ck I love prison!

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Farmer Giles didn't think much about it until all of a sudden the fly squirted out into his bucket...

It went in one ear and out the udder.

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[SKendall]

Re: 9/12/

I will be taking a break for a while. Just too much crapgoing on.

Cc

Xxx

[Lavande]

Re: 9/12/

Good evening friends,

Yep, busy day in the rain. Went to the memorial service for our friend, visited the dead relatives at two different cemeteries, did some more stitching & more. Phew, you would think I'd be able to sleep at night after all that. Maybe some day I will, ha ha!

Det, hope your snow photos are fun & be careful if you decide to ski. I'm a chicken when it comes to skiing, never did got too far with that.
I have been selling lots of pillows, makes me happy.

Pauly, hope your day was better than OK

Mick, your train setup is very much like the one our friend has in his basement. I wonder what's going to happen to it now. Maybe the family can donate it to a train museum.
I know you're putting a lot of work into yours as well. I hope you feel better soon

SK, I'm so sorry you're having a tough time. I wish we could reach out & give you a hand :hug:

Hello to Cyn, PQ & Sam!

Have a decent night everyone!

Lav

[porqoui]

Re: 9/12/

MAE ALL...

Pauly....hope you had a great day. My new go to dinner meal, Atlantic salmon and asparagus wrapped in tinfoil. 30 minutes at 350. No fuss, no mess, just delish.

Mick...nice work on the train. I think I'd rather have the snow than freezing rain. You be safe on that street of yours. No special plans this weekend, renewed car registration/drivers license, grocery shopping and house cleaning. Will set up the tree tomorrow, too tired tonight.

SK...I don't think you need another break. LOL Yup sounds like a lot going on right now for you. Hope you can at least find time to read along, we're thinking of you.

Lav...sorry the rain didn't stay away. Sounds like you did have a busy day. Hope you get some me time tonight.

Going to turn on a Christmas show and then head to bed. Have a peaceful evening all....:smile:PPQP

[Determinator]

Re: 9/12/

Ooooooh Roooh ABeroooos!

oh boy, I'm all charged up and happy. yep, got talked into skiing today and i honestly don't recall the last day I actually had real 'fun'
like this. wow. It was picture perfect.. sunny and not too crowded and if i didn't mention... wow I actually had fun! almost forgot what
that felt like. I really went for it too, blazing down at max speed with reckless abandon and even hit a few jumps! I haven't been on a pair
of skis in at least 15 years. Nothing broken amazingly but I'm super sore already. Maybe crippled tomorrow but totally worth it.

Lav, selling embroidered pillow covers I'm thinking? so glad it's going well. Email me a link sometime, always interested in what artists are
doing. Looking into some woodworking ideas now.

SK, so glad you popped in! we understand of course.

heya Pauly!

PPQ, your rest sound like the perfect idea.

Mick, that's a smashing job on the train and supporting diorama. Reminds me I need to look for some figurines.

arritey, off to lifering chat for a bit. also processing photos which came out great but they have peoples faces on them so not sure what i can share just yet.

be well loves

[paulywogg]

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Mae everybody,wow Det I can feel the excitement in your post! Glad you had a blast and didn't break anything PQ,i wish I liked salmon,I know its very good for us but I just can't get over the taste,for some reason I'm not a fish girl but tuna out of a can on toast with a stack of Lay's bbq chips squished on,,,I'm there! Haha,Lav,I've been taking those cold eeze zinc things and yes they seem to help,want to try the relizen again cuz my hormones seem to be acting outta wack again,yay,that's why I miss our little thread cuz it's embarrassing to talk about these things amongst men,maybe in Jan we could start that one up again? I miss it a lot maybe we can get Star back if we entice her with a prize of some sort haha,just thinking out loud,waves to all and wishes for a great BF Sunday!