Re: sunday the 27th
morning all ..how are we today then? hope all is well ....just to tell you its snowing like mad not been going long but pretty heavy duty...been to theback man this morning for a shed load of needles in my back ..job done...rabbits are covered up and snuggled nice and warm. .its a bit hill billy this morning ,-1 degree.so letsav a brew
hiya Lav ...how are you today then?hope all is well ..Thank you for your nice comments ..not sure its me being creative or just a tight arse not wanting to spend money!!I actuaslly enjoy that sort of stuff ..Julie reckons Im creative I dont do teccy drawing stuff ..I think of an ideae and it evolves on its journey..I wasnt bad at it in my last job though some would say devious as opposed to creative.
Such a pity about your neighbours set up..I dont know what gauge it is ..my guess is oo or ho...
you are right in what you say we spend a lot of time fighting crap..sometimes you can win by not fighting ..as for the bigger greenhouse ...yes .
hiya ppqp...hows you ? you will see the sunshine we have got!! so the accountant is at it again is she?will she never learn ...hope you havea decent day
hiya det how are you today then?hope all is welll.any word of when do you start?
hiya pauly how are you today then hope you are good..
hiya sam the man ...hows you then?all good I hope ...sometimes we lose our motivation ..and we know not why ...think it weould be a good idea to get it back by tomorrow!!!
right folks be well..#
I’m not saying I’m a shit businessman, but a few years ago I paid £400K for sole distribution rights for cats eyes in Venice.
A lot of people on here portraying us Scots as some sort of backward, alcoholic, wife beaters and junkies with an obsession for deep fried food. You don't know anything about us, so stick your compliments up yer a.se.
If someone makes their fortune in ships we call him a shipping magnate.
If someone makes thier fortune in oil
We call them an oil magnate.
What do you call someone who makes his fortune selling fridges?
"We'll have to go back, I've forgotten my tablet."
"Oh for fcks' sake Moses."
Volleyball is just a more intense version of "dont let the balloon touch the floor"
Barry Morris had signed up to a dating company and he had chosen his first date.
He worried the entire week before the date was due to take place and he wondered how he could impress the young lady he would be meeting that night.
The night of the date arrived and Barry went to the restaurant early.
As luck would have it, he happened to see Sean Connery coming into the same restaurant.
As the head waiter fussed over Sean Connery, there was a moment when the big Scot was left alone and Barry seized his chance.
"Excuse me, Mr Connery, I wonder if you could help me. I'm supposed to be meeting a woman here tonight for a blind date and I really want to impress her. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind coming over to our table at some point and strike up a conversation with me. Would you do that please?"
Sean thought about it and, as the head waiter returned, he reached for Barry's hand to shake it, "What's your name? and Barry told him.
About half an hour into the meal, Barry's date seemed very impressed with him. Barry's confidence soared, he was witty, intelligent and debonair.
At this point, Sean Connery came to their table, "As I live and breath," says Sean flashing a big grin, "Barry Morris you old dog, how are you? And who is this gorgeous lady you're with?"
"Fck off Sean," says Barry, "can't you see I'm on a date?"
A man and his wife are spending their holidays in sunny Spain.
Keen to get an all over tan, the bloke climbs onto the roof, strips off and sun bathes.
After a couple of hours, he comes back into the house and climbs into bed beside his wife and they have a quickie.
Within minutes the guy is in awful pain when he realises that his d.ck is badly sunburned.
He rushes into the kitchen and opens the fridge to find something cooling. Quickly, he grabs a jug full of cold milk and dips in his pained manhood.
At that point his wife enters the kitchen and seeing the milk drip from the end of his d.ck says, "I always wanted to know how you refilled that thing!"
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.
"I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends on how personal it is."
"OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?"
"I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!"
"Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."
A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life.
The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Finally, he asked, "Do you ever watch your wife's face while you're having sex?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did she look?"
"Oh boy, she looked VERY angry!"
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.
Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your wife's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?"
"She was watching us through the window."
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during the mating season that when Indian men see a cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
.
.
.
.
.
(Get ready),
.
.
.
.
.
.
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
morning all ..how are we today then? hope all is well ....just to tell you its snowing like mad not been going long but pretty heavy duty...been to theback man this morning for a shed load of needles in my back ..job done...rabbits are covered up and snuggled nice and warm. .its a bit hill billy this morning ,-1 degree.so letsav a brew
hiya Lav ...how are you today then?hope all is well ..Thank you for your nice comments ..not sure its me being creative or just a tight arse not wanting to spend money!!I actuaslly enjoy that sort of stuff ..Julie reckons Im creative I dont do teccy drawing stuff ..I think of an ideae and it evolves on its journey..I wasnt bad at it in my last job though some would say devious as opposed to creative.
Such a pity about your neighbours set up..I dont know what gauge it is ..my guess is oo or ho...
you are right in what you say we spend a lot of time fighting crap..sometimes you can win by not fighting ..as for the bigger greenhouse ...yes .
hiya ppqp...hows you ? you will see the sunshine we have got!! so the accountant is at it again is she?will she never learn ...hope you havea decent day
hiya det how are you today then?hope all is welll.any word of when do you start?
hiya pauly how are you today then hope you are good..
hiya sam the man ...hows you then?all good I hope ...sometimes we lose our motivation ..and we know not why ...think it weould be a good idea to get it back by tomorrow!!!
right folks be well..#
I’m not saying I’m a shit businessman, but a few years ago I paid £400K for sole distribution rights for cats eyes in Venice.
A lot of people on here portraying us Scots as some sort of backward, alcoholic, wife beaters and junkies with an obsession for deep fried food. You don't know anything about us, so stick your compliments up yer a.se.
If someone makes their fortune in ships we call him a shipping magnate.
If someone makes thier fortune in oil
We call them an oil magnate.
What do you call someone who makes his fortune selling fridges?
"We'll have to go back, I've forgotten my tablet."
"Oh for fcks' sake Moses."
Volleyball is just a more intense version of "dont let the balloon touch the floor"
Barry Morris had signed up to a dating company and he had chosen his first date.
He worried the entire week before the date was due to take place and he wondered how he could impress the young lady he would be meeting that night.
The night of the date arrived and Barry went to the restaurant early.
As luck would have it, he happened to see Sean Connery coming into the same restaurant.
As the head waiter fussed over Sean Connery, there was a moment when the big Scot was left alone and Barry seized his chance.
"Excuse me, Mr Connery, I wonder if you could help me. I'm supposed to be meeting a woman here tonight for a blind date and I really want to impress her. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind coming over to our table at some point and strike up a conversation with me. Would you do that please?"
Sean thought about it and, as the head waiter returned, he reached for Barry's hand to shake it, "What's your name? and Barry told him.
About half an hour into the meal, Barry's date seemed very impressed with him. Barry's confidence soared, he was witty, intelligent and debonair.
At this point, Sean Connery came to their table, "As I live and breath," says Sean flashing a big grin, "Barry Morris you old dog, how are you? And who is this gorgeous lady you're with?"
"Fck off Sean," says Barry, "can't you see I'm on a date?"
A man and his wife are spending their holidays in sunny Spain.
Keen to get an all over tan, the bloke climbs onto the roof, strips off and sun bathes.
After a couple of hours, he comes back into the house and climbs into bed beside his wife and they have a quickie.
Within minutes the guy is in awful pain when he realises that his d.ck is badly sunburned.
He rushes into the kitchen and opens the fridge to find something cooling. Quickly, he grabs a jug full of cold milk and dips in his pained manhood.
At that point his wife enters the kitchen and seeing the milk drip from the end of his d.ck says, "I always wanted to know how you refilled that thing!"
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.
"I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends on how personal it is."
"OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?"
"I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!"
"Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."
A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life.
The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Finally, he asked, "Do you ever watch your wife's face while you're having sex?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did she look?"
"Oh boy, she looked VERY angry!"
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.
Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your wife's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?"
"She was watching us through the window."
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"
The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during the mating season that when Indian men see a cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
.
.
.
.
.
(Get ready),
.
.
.
.
.
.
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
yes you do keep busy with great projects and the good thing is that you complete them! I start but sometimes give up or lose interest
glad you got out to see the flowers
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