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    w/c Feb 17

    Hi Gang!

    Going to grab some coffee, and read back, but here's to moving forward.

    #2
    Re: w/c Feb 17

    Mae everybody, Pie,thanks for the startup how's things in Pieland? Off for more coffee too have a great BF Sunday all,back later!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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      #3
      Re: w/c Feb 17

      MAE ALL...

      Pi...great to see you and thanks for starting this week's thread. If you're thinking of brunch today I'll have to pass. Frozen solid here but turn around is in sight.

      Pauly...morning to you. I'll follow the suggested leads and get coffee as well.

      Will check back later to see who's up and about....:smile:PPQP

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        #4
        Re: w/c Feb 17

        Morning, Pauly and PQ! Nothing frozen here, just raining, but I'm sitting outside with my laptop under new patio cover. Why didn't I get one sooner? Dogs are loving their ability to come outside for a potty break, and not get wet.

        Det, did you say, "resident funeral agent"?

        Mick, It's on my list to get an indoor hyacinth too. Their fragrance is heavenly!

        Lav, who is it that says there are two words key to a long life: Don't fall! You've got me heading to Google for, "spinach grown in hoop houses."

        SK, just opted for a mani/pedi myself. $30 bucks plus tip.

        Things in Pieland are decidedly medium, and frankly, dull. Without an engaging project, there's no spark. I ordered a beer at lunch on Friday. No spark there either. Feels like I'm just waiting to pass on. Not in a morbid, or sad way, just seems factual. Goal for today: get a start on Dad's taxes. Exciting, right?

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          #5
          Re: w/c Feb 17

          Pie, good to see you. I knew the price was too high!

          Mick, no wonder Uppermill sounds familiar, as a girl we lived in Upper Mossley. My aunt had a dairy farm nearby on Strawberry Lane. I used to see the buses to Dingle and Delph thinking they were exotic fairy towns, ( I was only 5 or 6) . What are they like? I'm getting nostalgic, I think I would like to revisit. No cheese and onion pies here unless you make them and I want to but my old friend pinched sciatic nerve is denying my ability to stand, We left for Canada when I was about 12 and my husband was transferred from Toronto to Dallas area in 1990.

          Hi Pauly, PPQ, etc. Will have to have a read back and get another coffee.
          Enlightened by MWO

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            #6
            Re: w/c Feb 17

            afternoon all..how are we doing then? all good ..early finish fro me ...not a lot happening ...found a lovely Roman bronze coin in great nick but apart from that zilcho of the highest order.Just phoned my brother ..Im going to see him tomorrow ..he has to go back into hospital.Im sitting here with a cuppa soup ..my own kinda bodge soup it started as golden veg ,but some chilli mushrooms etc in it have altered it ..

            hiya pie ..how are you then ? you dont sound too good ..Did you enjoy the beer that you ordered ? I guess nt else you would have had a load more .Yep you are right ...we are all waiting for endex but....every single one of us.its what you do with yourself until that time comes .Personally Ive no intention of just letting it swamp me and thats it ..thatt is ..whilst I have a say in it..to apply that thinking is like saying why wash Im going to get dirty again .OK we all get downers and half empty glass sagas ..I definitely do ,but its a case of finding something that will spark your enthusiasm ..and you were always good at projects ,so why dont you start one?
            As for the hyacinths ..Ive got 6 dotted around the house ...The smell is fantastic .


            Hiya ppqp ...yep its the kids next door playing football ..The dad manges the local youth and kids teams..and yes ,they did get the ball back ..unknifed !So youre are all froz up? as we speak ..Im doing my impression of lying on a Hawaiian beach soaking up the rays..ok so Im exaggerating ..sitting with a cup of soup looking at the sunny day ..with the heating on...

            hiya pauly ..hows the cold?you feeling any better ?hope so ..a sink full of dishes? paper plates ..theres the answer..mind you Im that tight Id wash them!!

            hi Lav how are you then?hope all is well .did yb get the wiring done before the wanderers return? well done for the new dawg on the sidewalk! here you go ..this coin is at least 800 years old ,probably nearer 9

            IMG-20190216-WA0002.jpg

            IMG-20190216-WA0004.jpg

            hiya sk ..yep you would see them ..heres a drone cam taken roughly from where I live over to Diggle

            Early morning drone flight over Diggle, Oldham - YouTube

            one of Delph ..that pub is exactly 3.5 miles from me

            Delph Saddleworth 30 min walk - YouTube

            and heres the whit walks ....do you remember them? this is 2011 with the bands in Uppermill

            And Ashton for you ...

            Sunday in Ashton under Lyne Town Centre - YouTube

            big hiya to everyone else

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            When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit".

            A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside" she asked earnestly?

            "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet", counselled the therapist.

            So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

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              #7
              Re: w/c Feb 17

              Nice drone cam video, Mick. Thanks for posting!

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                #8
                Re: w/c Feb 17

                Hi kids!

                Yep, the electrical work is done ~ for now
                The travelers return home late tomorrow night & will be shocked at the temperature change, haha! Seems they have had a great time.

                Pie, sorry you are feeling down. I understand about needing a project, something to keep you busy, creative & looking forward. How about traveling? Do you like to visit unknown territory? I love to travel myself & haven't been doing much over the last 10 years or so. I love seeing new places, new architecture, hearing different languages, sigh.
                Anyway, here's what I was talking about. Some of these Amish guys have hoop houses that are 200-300 feet long or more. They heat them with special propane stoves so they can grow veggies all winter long. Pretty cool idea
                hoop_house.jpgHello to Pauly & PQ! I hope you females had a good day!

                Mick, that coin is in remarkably good condition, wow!
                I liked the drone footage too. My neighbor has a drone & we had to threaten to shoot the thing down if he didn't stop flying it over our house. It felt creepy to me, like he was watching everything we were doing outside.

                Hello to Cyn, Det & Sam!
                Det, I guess tomorrow is a big day for you? Wishing you the best!

                OK, going to watch some stupid TV for a while.
                Have a nice night everyone!

                Lav
                AF since 03/26/09
                NF since 05/19/09
                Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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                  #9
                  Re: w/c Feb 17

                  Mae everybody, yep really cool Mick PQ,I made hamburger soup in the crock pot yesterday, it isn't as gross as it sounds cuz its basically just vegetable soup that happens to have ground beef in it,I wanted soup cuz it's been chilly and I'm tired of chicken noodle so I googled this one,Lav,that's really cool they have those to grow in,excited to hear more details in their trip,I'm sure your granddaughter will have lots to tell you Pie,hope you can find a project to keep you busy,I start them but don't finish Det,good luck to you today,off to start my day much love to all and wishes for a great BF Monday!
                  I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                  I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                  Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                    #10
                    Re: w/c Feb 17

                    MAE ALL....

                    Family Day Holiday is made for sleeping in and sleeping in I did! Just got a text from Mick who is stuck in traffic on the motorway returning from a visit with his brother. I'm sure he'll check in when he can. Off to make a brew and wake up, will be back later....:smile:PPQP

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                      #11
                      Re: w/c Feb 17

                      Thanks for that photo, Lav. Hoop houses make perfect sense to me now. Looks like lotsa basil growing in that one. Enjoy your holiday, PQ!

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                        #12
                        Re: w/c Feb 17

                        Happy unhung Monday ABerooooos!

                        Pie, thanks for booting us up and hope things perk up there. sometimes we just need to evaluate things and even shake-ups aren't bad.
                        With all the shakeups I've been enduring that's what I've been telling myself anyway

                        Mick, yay for Roman treasure! that lovely coin is in amazingly good shape.

                        our new Refuge meet location is fantastic so we have at least 1 meet per day every day of the week now.

                        Lav, thank you for the kind wishes... yes things will stabilize here for me.... finally.... they just have to right? lol

                        Pie, oh yes, 'resident funeral agent' is correct. Not digging graves etc. I'll be educating clients on the benefits of prearranged cremation
                        services. It's actually a great service and something I'd never pondered before.

                        Ok, y'all ain't gonna believe this one:
                        yesterday at the gym after my workout I depart the shower/locker area and walk out to the coed section that has the pool/sauna/steam room and proceed to
                        just walk around a bit deciding what to do next. i notice folks are looking at me and some are smiling. I thought that was nice and smile back. Then I walk to the
                        far side to the drinking fountain and see myself in the mirror. I'm totally 'al fresco'. not kidding. I very calmly turn around and march all the way back through
                        the facility and into the locker rooms. holy crap! Hi my name is Det and I'm an exhibitionist. LOL so basically I've had a childhood nightmare of appearing naked
                        in public actually come to life... and it didn't kill me. I was actually pretty calm about it at least.

                        ok, since there's no topping that one...

                        a hem..

                        forgot that today is a silly holiday so i have message out to new workplace to see if we are still meeting today. In the meantime
                        it's breakfast time.

                        shouts to SK, PPQ, Sam? , my neighbor Pauly

                        be well loves
                        nosce te ipsum
                        (Know Thyself)

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                          #13
                          Re: w/c Feb 17

                          hiyaall...just got back..whata nightmare ...there was a smash on the motorway so they shut it completely...there was a bad fuel spill so they will have to resurface it again.Icame up through where I used to live when I first came out of the army ,hasnt changed a bit..think the bins have been emptied but apart from that,up past Manchester airport ,Stock[port ,Oldham and home...weary now...Nice to see brother .I took him a haggis ..he was well chuffed.

                          hiya Lav ...so you like foreign languages next time Ill speak to you in Jockanese!!hoop houses ?we call them polytunnels ..but they are great for growing stuff in ..In case you didnt notice I like travlin too..next week we are supposed to have temps at 18/20 degreez..already the hottest Feb for a long time .

                          hiya Pauly ..howsyou doing then?good I hope ...hamburger soup ..sounds like a good title .

                          hiya ppqp ..you ok ..ta for posting message .You had a good day orf?hope so ..

                          hiya sk pie sam etc ...hope you are all well..I feel really weary /..need to go have a shower to wake up!

                          I went the pet store and saw this interesting looking device...

                          "What's this ?" I asked the salesgirl.

                          "It's a water purifier for your dog's drinking water ... Only 50 quid."

                          "No, he won't be needing that," I replied, "I saw him eat a poop this morning."

                          Caster semenya south african 2 times olympic women's 800m champion, has had a history of tests to prove she is actually a woman.
                          Today she is appealing against the I.A.A.F ruling on the levels of testosterone allowed in competing female athletes.

                          Caster said "if this ruling prevents me from running in womens events, it will be a massive kick in the nuts".

                          PPQP.....

                          I just ordered my colleague a ‘hope you get better soon’ card.
                          She’s not ill. Just rubbish at her job.

                          My father's eyes filled with tears as he held my newborn son for the first time.

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                          "Is it the eyes?" he smiled.

                          I said "no, it's because he sh,ts himself every 15 minutes."

                          The attendant blew his whistle and shouted, "Get that dog out the pool immediately!"

                          "And where does it say I can't bring my St Bernard swimming?" I gloated.

                          "On the sign sir!" pointing."'NO HEAVY PET IN'."

                          When I was younger I had ambitions to make a lot of money and become wealthy.

                          I was online and saw this advertisment to order this book that would show me directly how to make a lot of money and guide me on my path. The book cost 40 quid and I figured it was worth it, so I ordered it.

                          When the book arrived in the mail, I eagerly opened it up and began reading it, and it basically said to me, "Now go and do to someone else what I just did to you."

                          Ireland Declares War on France
                          Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

                          "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy, Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

                          "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

                          "Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"

                          Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command."

                          "Begoora!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back."

                          Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

                          "And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Chirac asks.

                          "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

                          Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke."

                          "Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."

                          Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"

                          Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"

                          "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."

                          Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."

                          "Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

                          "Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 prisoners."


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                          Last edited by Mick; February 18, 2019, 01:37 PM.
                          af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                            #14
                            Re: w/c Feb 17

                            Hi All
                            Det you had me laughing
                            Have to add a funny story along those lines.
                            I was playing mixed doubles ( man teamed with a women) at an indoor tennis facility in the winter. Being cold we all had our warm ups on an took them off when we starting to play. I had my back to my opponents and turned around to serve and saw the other male standing there in his tidy whites. We normally have a pair of tennis shorts under our warm ups but I guess he forgot to put them on. I walked up to the net and signaled to him to look down. with that he sees what we are looking at and runs to put back on his warm up pants. It had always been a fear of mine that would happen and to see him and his face has me always checking. A good laugh for all but no harm done. But I do think your story tops that.

                            Det you are sounding great and adding the face to face might just be th Key you need. Keep involved and connected helping others helps yourself. I volunteeredred for 2 years at th start of my recovery. It was at the boys and girls club teaching tennis ( knee gave out) it didn’t allow me time to get involved with al.
                            Stay Healthy and Keep Fighting
                            AF 5-16-08

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                              #15
                              Re: w/c Feb 17

                              Mick, thank you so much for taking the trouble to post the drone footage. I don't remember A.U.L., except for the time I
                              was with mom and someone staggered out of a pub fell down and cracked his head like an egg. Mom was asked to make a statement. or maybe it was Ashton. Are Ashton and A.U.L. connected now? I don't recognize it but mostly just visited my aunt and cousins.

                              Pauly, actually that soup sounds good and I have heard of cheeseburger soup.

                              Det, that job is significant, and years ago our financial adviser told us to do just that. It's a relief to do it. Watch BERNIE with Jack Black, it's related. You naughty boy. The story is hilarious.

                              Something the Kardashians might do.

                              Lav, I can't respond specifically because when I go back, it wants to kick me out. I hope you had a great weekend.

                              Remember I was complaining about drop down boxes or pop up boxes, after much googling it appears there's a malfunction in this computer.

                              Pie, a covered patio sounds ideal.

                              PPQ - I'm having buttered chicken with basmati rice from Trader Joe's but Made In Canada. It reminds me of the President's Choice frozen entrees, which I miss.

                              See ya later.


                              Mick, that sounds like a heck of a drive, glad your brother appreciated it. Hope he is doing well.
                              Enlightened by MWO

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