take it eazee all..
Me come to England not coz me hear the streets is paved wit gold .
No me come coz me hear the roads is full of pot holes, me come to dig it up and smoke it.
My wife was thrilled when I bought her a vintage American chair for her birthday.
"Now, just you sit there darling," I said, "and I'll do up the wrist and leg straps and plug it in."
I've been helping Art Garfunkel extend his kitchen, and was putting the concrete down for the floor but there was loads of air pockets in it so it was all uneven.
I ended up putting some white goods over the top to hide it.
Now he's got a fridge over bubbled mortar.
Kim Jung-un executes two fortune tellers in front of tens of thousands in North Korea.
Clearly they weren't very good fortune tellers. Kim Jung-un probably proved a point
My wife played the cello in the orchestra, and was also an excellent conductor.
We found the second part out when she got struck by lightning !
On payday each Friday I like to take £100 out of my bank account and see how many days I can last on it. My record is 4 so far......................hours
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