Hiya Det ...sounds like you are enjoying life....good for you matey..
hiya ppqp...how are we doing then?hope all is well ..how is the leg?Is it healing?I hope so .:thumbsup:
hiya pauly ..you good girl?
tee gee ..have you had your sale yet?
take care folks..
When I turned 55 I decided to cash in the personal pension I've been paying into since I was 23, pay off my mortgage, get an extension on the house, and maybe buy a quality used car.
I got my pension statement today.
Anyone know what day Dominos Pizza does 2 for 1?
The wife and I were out for our anniversary dinner.
The waiter came up and asked me, "Sir, how did you find the pork belly ?"
"We met 25 years ago in some pub."
My mate said he wanted to give up smoking so had booked in to see a Hypnotist.
I knew which one he was going to see and warned him I said " that bloke's dodgy mate he's been done twice for fraud and embezzlement"
He ignored me and went anyway, I knew the guy was a fraud he's not cured his smoking habit , although weirdly my mate's signed his house over to him and now screams "arse badger" at anyone holding a balloon.
They're even pinning blame on Theresa May for our poor performance in the Eurovision song contest.
Fck me, she wasn't in the background dancing was she?
Re-create your very own Spice Girls concert by rubbing some polystyrene on your front room window.
An amazing new Elixir of youth has been Invented in Spain .
Made from the bodies of crushed dead bull fighters it's called oil of Olé.
i asked my wife, "What rhymes with orange ?"
She replied, "Nothing."
I replied, "No, Nothing doesn't rhyme with orange."
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