Re: Oct 13th
hello and how are we today then? Hope everyone is good. guess what it's not raining over here .im still in the process of building a new hutch in the garage for the rabbits, they've both been in it, approved it so things are on the ball .I also went up to my friend's Farm yesterday, and took some pictures the goats I kid you not haha
ok let's have a brew and carry on
hiya pauly, how are you today?hope things are good with you. yes my boogie is getting better every day there's more flowers growing on it the trouble is the flowers are growing on the tallest bit ..I want to bush it out a bit.Hope you have a good day
Hiya ppqp how are you today? hope you're feeling better yes the Hutch in the garage is a good idea, although the paint all over the floor wasnt exactly my best.i d Yes they have a winter house a summer house a greenhouse and conservatory and dining room they got more lodgings then we have !!have you know its a result on having very very very very very very short hair like me I don't have to worry about perms waves colour winds shampoo any of that sort of rubbish I merely put a hat on job done! as for dressing... after spending half my life in uniform at least half of my life in uniform and the rest in suits I now dress as I please without interruption from the fashion police hope you have a good day
hiya Lav how are you today ?yes I'm a sucker for good vacuums ..my friend's mother died and they are selling the house, and they're going to put a new driveway in where the roses are....apparently there are about 20 mature Roses so guess who's getting them? have you got a bank account ? is there money in that account ? in that case you are not ready to shuffle off this Mortal Coil !¬!take it easy have a great day almost forgot when I was up the farm yesterday my friend is hatching out loads of little ducks in the incubator the eggs are just starting to crack now
right folks that's all I'll put some jokes on later
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and finally ..take your child to work day!!
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They say you should never return to a firework that hasn't gone off. My back garden has been out of bounds since 1997
A Dutch family have been kept in a basement and made to distill advocaat for the last nine years.
I Can't believe no one saw the warninks.
The headmaster told me my son was thrown out of his Maths lesson because he refused to write down any number made up of 1s and 0s.
I had to explain it's because he now identifies as non-binary.
Our friends in Ireland have the Lowest Stress rate because they do not take medical terminology serious, you are going to die anyway, so live life and drink till you cannot lift your own mug!
Irish Medical Dictionary
Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Back door to a cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die
Benign What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan Searching for Kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker than someone else
Fibula A small lie
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates
Node I knew it
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative A letter carrier
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery?
Rectum Nearly killed him?
Secretion Hiding something?
Seizure Roman emperor?
Tablet A small table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor One plus one more
Urine Opposite of you're out
A man is watching a game of golf on TV. But he keeps switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game" he says to his wife.
"For Heaven's sake, watch them", his wife says.
"You already know how to play golf"!
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first"?
The girl says, "I'll go first". She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life". He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that"?
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there".
hello and how are we today then? Hope everyone is good. guess what it's not raining over here .im still in the process of building a new hutch in the garage for the rabbits, they've both been in it, approved it so things are on the ball .I also went up to my friend's Farm yesterday, and took some pictures the goats I kid you not haha
ok let's have a brew and carry on
hiya pauly, how are you today?hope things are good with you. yes my boogie is getting better every day there's more flowers growing on it the trouble is the flowers are growing on the tallest bit ..I want to bush it out a bit.Hope you have a good day
Hiya ppqp how are you today? hope you're feeling better yes the Hutch in the garage is a good idea, although the paint all over the floor wasnt exactly my best.i d Yes they have a winter house a summer house a greenhouse and conservatory and dining room they got more lodgings then we have !!have you know its a result on having very very very very very very short hair like me I don't have to worry about perms waves colour winds shampoo any of that sort of rubbish I merely put a hat on job done! as for dressing... after spending half my life in uniform at least half of my life in uniform and the rest in suits I now dress as I please without interruption from the fashion police hope you have a good day
hiya Lav how are you today ?yes I'm a sucker for good vacuums ..my friend's mother died and they are selling the house, and they're going to put a new driveway in where the roses are....apparently there are about 20 mature Roses so guess who's getting them? have you got a bank account ? is there money in that account ? in that case you are not ready to shuffle off this Mortal Coil !¬!take it easy have a great day almost forgot when I was up the farm yesterday my friend is hatching out loads of little ducks in the incubator the eggs are just starting to crack now
right folks that's all I'll put some jokes on later
20191016_161635.jpg
20191016_161544.jpg
20191016_161611.jpg
20191017_174240.jpg
and finally ..take your child to work day!!
queen-take-your-child-to-work-day.jpg
They say you should never return to a firework that hasn't gone off. My back garden has been out of bounds since 1997
A Dutch family have been kept in a basement and made to distill advocaat for the last nine years.
I Can't believe no one saw the warninks.
The headmaster told me my son was thrown out of his Maths lesson because he refused to write down any number made up of 1s and 0s.
I had to explain it's because he now identifies as non-binary.
Our friends in Ireland have the Lowest Stress rate because they do not take medical terminology serious, you are going to die anyway, so live life and drink till you cannot lift your own mug!
Irish Medical Dictionary
Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Back door to a cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die
Benign What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan Searching for Kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker than someone else
Fibula A small lie
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates
Node I knew it
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative A letter carrier
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery?
Rectum Nearly killed him?
Secretion Hiding something?
Seizure Roman emperor?
Tablet A small table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor One plus one more
Urine Opposite of you're out
A man is watching a game of golf on TV. But he keeps switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game" he says to his wife.
"For Heaven's sake, watch them", his wife says.
"You already know how to play golf"!
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first"?
The girl says, "I'll go first". She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life". He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that"?
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there".
. Hope you are feeling stronger today! 
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