Nov 17th

[porqoui]

MAE ALL...

Starting off this weeks thread for us. Been spending all my computer time working on my boss's evaluation. It has expanded to include his actions and the results on all the departments not just mine. Meeting with retired staff this morning to put this all together. Will check in later this afternoon.

Have a Super Sober Sunday all.....:smile:PPQP

[paulywogg]

Re: Nov 17th

Mae everybody,PQ,sounds like a task but it needs to be done, hope we all have a great BF Sunday!

[Mick]

Re: Nov 17th

hiya all how are we today then ? all good ..back still a bit sore,but hey not to worry .yes got everything moved yesterday thats the main thing ..not raining out thee today so the rabbits are out playing ...saves them chewing telephone wires!apart from that not alot going on in this part of the wureld at the moment so big shout to everyone .

A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.

"Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.

"Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"

"Well, sort of," said the elderly lady, "There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating, and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"

There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone."

"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"

"Well, it should," said the vet, "It stopped ME!"


An elderly gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors.

The waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice the receptionist said, "Yes, I see your name here... you want to see the doctor about impotence, right?"

The heads of all the patients in the waiting room snapped around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation... and I'd like the same doctor that did yours!"


Old Age
Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

As we grow older year by year, my husband always mourns: the less and less we feel our oats, the more we feel our corns.

You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

You're getting old when tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet.

You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum".

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it"?

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".

Now heres a treat...Northern Soul when we were kids....the golf shoes with the studs taken out ,the 28"wide baggies its making a comeback here

Footsie wigans chosen few - YouTube

[Samstone]

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[paulywogg]

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Hahahaha! Awesome Sam, great to see you

[porqoui]

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:harhar::harhar::harhar:

A man of few words but when he speaks he says volumes. LOL

[porqoui]

Re: Nov 17th

MAE ALL...

Pauly...Just back from my friends and we got a lot accomplished. I now know how and what I'm going to present to the board, just have to type it all up. After that I can relax. I picked up the makings for your chicken and rice casserole but I tried to remember it all and got cream of mushroom soup instead of cream of chicken. It should be fine though, I'll let you know.

Mick...sorry you put your back out and that the ibos are helping. I bet Julie is glad to get the dining room back. That was a lot of stuff. Did you do it before or after you put your back out? No I didn't watch Harry Potter got caught up with some of my taped shows instead. I remember the pics of you on the Harry Potter train. That's a vacation I'd like to join you on. You rest that back for the rest of the day.

Lav...wow the painting has begun. Bet that feels good. Mine needs doing as I don't have any kind of back splash behind the stove and there's grease spots all over it. Do you think I could get away with just painting and not dealing with the grease? I can handle the brides, I'm very good at calming them down and giving them the big picture of what the day will look like. It's dealing with my incompetent boss that's the hard one.

Shout out to the rest of the gang and have a good evening all....:smile:PPQP

[Lavande]

Re: Nov 17th

Good evening folks,

Decent day here, no complaints!
The painting saga continues, things are looking good. My kitchen is pretty large, plus there's a hallway attached so I told YB to take his time, Lol
I offered to help but he said no so.....

PQ,good for you getting that report put together. There's absolutely nothing wrong in pointing someone's incompetence especially when it affects so many people. Stick to your guns!
I have a spray bottle of degreaser for tough spots. I think I got it at Lowes at some point. I would try to clean the paint first before painting over it I think.

Sam, that is quite a UNIT you have there buddy, haha!!!!
You sure do knw how to grow taters

Mick, I feel like I've seen that video somewhere before. Sure wish I could still move myself like that, Lol
I 'm glad the rain has ceased for you, I think it's coming here tomorrow. Take care of that back.

Hi Pauly,Cyn & Det!

I'm stitching up large lace angels tonight. People really liked them at the last craft fair so I need to restock for the next on the 30th.
Wishing everyone a nice night.

Lav

[paulywogg]

Re: Nov 17th

Mae everybody,I could sure use a repaint of my kitchen too,new paint just makes everything feel fresh PQ,hope it turns out good,Lav,at least you know what the people like and will be well stocked Mick hope the bunnies haven't chewed through anything else important,when I had mine I lost so many phone charger cords! Monday looms and I'm off to get ready,much love to all and have a great BF day!

[Mick]

Re: Nov 17th

Hello all and how are we today then? hope all is well .it is very cold over here was Frosty this morning and yet the sun was out. Went for physio earlier.. he managed to sort my back out apparently one side of that had seized but the bit I forgot to mention was as I slipped I went down on my left arm which pretty much hurt my shoulder the outcome of that that being that I have torn my rotator cuff which will take a little bit of time to heal and small exercises he warned me it won't fix in a minute so don't bother trying to do lots of exercise on it I don't do little things me haha

Hiya Pauly how are you today then hope all is well in your world. No the bunnies haven't you through anything else yet you'll notice I said yet I'm sure more to come you take care have a great day

Hiya lav how are you doing today good I hope yes quite a famous tune that was and was one of the top dance records at the time I'm as for still being able to move like that that I bought it isn't possible for me me it doesn't stop me trying hence injury hence brain and body do not synchronise body says 63 brain says 20 so you're stocking up on lace angels are you? very holy ok ok I'll get my coat have a great day

hiya Sam ...well what can I say......



Hiya ppqp how's things with you today hope all is well hey don't worry about Grease Grease is the word it's a time it's a place it's an ocean did you manage to get the other soup into the dish with the rice not the chicken one methinks you would have to be very careful because there wasn't mushroom who is this guy with the Talent not take it easy and have a great day

Big hello to everyone else

A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.

I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.

I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.

Policeman: I'm very sorry, sir, but it looks like your wife got hit by a bus.
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Man: I’m aware of that, but Karen has a wonderful personality.

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea.

I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”
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We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.


A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
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The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”

Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
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Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."


Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.

An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
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The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”

"Can you please hold my hand?"A mother asks her son: "Anton, do you think I’m a bad mom?"
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Son: "My name is Paul."

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
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The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."

Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”
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Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Oh no, I look like a pig!"

The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"


Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.

[Lavande]

Re: Nov 17th

Hello friends,

Watching my grandsons this evening so I just have a minute.

Hello to Pauly & Mick & everyone else

Mick, you'll like this - my grandson is turning 11 on Thanksgiving Nov 28. We won't be seeing him so I gave him his birthday gift tonight. Guess what he really really wanted? A metal detector, haha!! I found one on Amazon for him, not perfect but good enough to get started on his detecting skills
I hope your back & shoulder heal up sooner than expected, take it easy.

Have a good night everyone.
Lav

[porqoui]

Re: Nov 17th

MAE ALL...

Pauly...yup the casserole turned out great. Thanks for that recipe. Hope Monday was good for you.

Mick...so now we get the whole story. LOL Glad the back is ok now you do as your told and don't over do the exercises. Got to get yourself 100% before you joliday.

Lav...I can't believe you're doing another craft fair at the end of the month. Have you got a picture of the lace angels up on your page? I'd like to see those. I think that's great that your grandson wanted a metal detector. At 11 years I could think of a lot of other things he could have asked for.

TG...did you get the little biters dealt with?

It was a very productive day, despite the boss being back. LOL In early tomorrow with more email migrations. We're expecting snow to start around midnight and continue all day. Then temps rising and it should all be gone by the weekend. Have a peaceful night all....:smile:PPQP

[paulywogg]

Re: Nov 17th

Mae everybody,PQ glad it turned out good Lav that's so cute he wanted a metal detector! I love that and it'll be a fun hobby for him that'll maybe last a lifetime like Mick nothing much going on here except I need a new pillow,I know I'm due when I wake up feeling like a pretzel from the shoulders up haha,much love to all and wishes for great BF Tuesday!

[Mick]

Re: Nov 17th

And good afternoon all how are we today? Well after yesterday's massage physio whatever you want to call it it I can't move my left arm hardly even to the extent it is a nightmare trying to type so all this is being done by speaking to my mobile hopefully will ease off it's just that he manipulated it pretty brutal yesterday at the moment I've got a hot water bottle strapped to my shoulder and arm (don't laugh) for the first time I'm actually sat down today and done really nothing apartment one-armed dishwashing
Weather over here today is really cold and frosty it was - 6 last night the rabbits had two hot water bottles and we'll get the same again tonight
Hiya lav well done on getting the metal detector
What kind was it? What are the rules and regulations for metal detecting around where you live I know some parts of America are very strict about it especially near Civil War sites
A big hello to everyone else sorry it's not my name tonight but to be honest I'm struggling you out of it with this lot not the shoulder just this machine trying to understand me even with my posh voice it is difficult haha normal service will be resumed tomorrow take care everyone

[porqoui]

Re: Nov 17th

MAE ALL...it's still snowing!!! Started last night around 10:30 and is not supposed to stop till about 10:30 tonight. Thankfully we're sitting around 0, but it does make for a lot of slushy roads.

Pauly...don't remember the last time I bought a pillow. Got a feeling I'm supposed to do it regularly. Oh well. Hope you had a good day.

Mick...sounds like he really did a number on your arm. Maybe that was to prevent you from over exercising. LOL Having the water bottle strapped to your arm probably means you couldn't do any train work today either. Hope it feels better tomorrow.

Lav...saw your light on so was going to wait and then the light went out. You're just one of those come and go gals eh? Did you have the grandkids all night or did they get picked up at some point?

Good day at work, got 5 workstations upgraded with the new email system and everything went without a hitch. Knock wood. Looking forward to unwinding. Have a great night all....:smile:PPQP