and a big happy birthday to ppqp today another just over 21
have a great day all.
Rod Stewart has enjoyed many great hits throughout his illustrious career, but I fear his latest one might land him in hot water.
RIP Derek Acorah.... Keep in touch
We were walking down the street and my wife laughed and said, "Look at that woman through that window, she's the biggest, fattest, most wart-ridden monster that I've ever seen !"
"That's a mirror."
When we renewed our vows, my wife admitted she made a mistake by letting me choose the song that she'd come down the aisle again to.
Her side of the family said I made a complete mockery of the occasion with, "Who Ate all the Pies."
My distance vision is getting worse. The Moon was out this afternoon, but I could see only half of it.
Donald Trump's tweets are like Dickens novels.
He uses too many characters and half of them are pointless.
So Rod Stewart was charged with assault. When asked to make a statement , he was heard to say
'I don't want to talk about it'
Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door!
-Don't worry, we'll soon pull you through
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