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    #16
    Re: June 14

    hiya all ...how are we today then? storm still going on here tonight ..All seems positive over here with the government ..everywhere opening up ,despite the increase in deaths today? Im sure there is logic somewhere..
    Pauly...if it saves your life ...who cares what it looks like ...are you back cutting hair again?stay safe ..

    hiya Lav ....hows things in snakesville today?any more ?yep 2020 is a defo non starter ..jeez in weeks time its the longest day for us ...and then its down to nights getting darker and waiting for the Chrimbo coca cola truck ..take it easy and look after yourself .

    hiya ppqp ..you ok ...you still getting storms too?take care

    big hello to everyone else
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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      #17
      Re: June 14

      Greetings Abbers,

      Pauly, like your Mom we have only had 1 case in our township but quite a few more 7 miles up the road where my son lives. I would feel paranoid back in my old home town where I know they’ve had many cases. More people = more cases! Keep wearing your mask & washing your hands frequently & you should be OK.

      Mick, no snake sightings today just plenty of groundhogs, bunny rabbits & whatever I may missed, haha.
      I happen to know there is a nest of baby bunnies under the chicken house, hope the snake doesn’t find them. Sorry you’re still having stormy weather. Just heard to expect storms from now thru the weekend.

      Hello to PQ, hope you are OK.

      Hello Det, check in buddy!

      Hello to Pie & Cyn!

      Guess I’ll go take a walk around the yard & yank some weeds or something.
      Have a nice night all!

      Lav
      AF since 03/26/09
      NF since 05/19/09
      Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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        #18
        Re: June 14

        Mick, I'm trying to find the scouser jokes you posted a couple of weeks ago, I wanna tell them to Lb haha
        I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

        I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
        Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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          #19
          Re: June 14

          MAE ALL...

          Lav...saw you were online so waited my turn to post. LOL Were the bunnies under the chicken house there last year? It was a cooler, windy day today but that was ok because I've been working most of it. Boss finally made some decisions and we're going to go ahead with the new membership database/online program registration software so I'm going to have my work cut out for me. I definitely have to reconfigure my home workspace as I can't continue to lean over the coffee table to work.

          Pauly...I thought you looked kinda cute. I'm glad your mom is being very cautious while out and about, she definitely gets it. I was so lucky that the damaging hail and wind stayed away from this side of the city.

          Mick...how are you doing? Hope all is ok and that your storm isn't too severe. It is just starting to rain here and is supposed to continue for the rest of the week but no big storms in the forecast. Since I spent the day actually working I've got a bridge game booked for tonight. YAY

          Shout out to Det, Pi, Sam and TG.

          Time to figure out dinner. Have a good evening all....:smile:PPQP

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            #20
            Re: June 14

            Pauly......cant find them but heres a shedful for you ...

            Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day.

            Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

            My mate from Liverpool has started working in a local slaughterhouse, stunning the animals.

            They've never seen a scouser with a job.

            Police in Liverpool pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed M.O.T. tested and insured. It wasn't stolen and there were no stolen goods or drugs found. The driver was sober AND He had a full licence and no points.
            A police spokesman said, "We had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time."

            Police attending an incident in Liverpool returned to their car to find it up on bricks.
            Officers are working tyrelessly to find the culprit.

            Over the past week I've burgled nine flats in Liverpool.

            It feels great to get my stuff back.

            A Liverpool pensioner has died and left all his worldly possessions to complete strangers.

            Although they were the original owners.

            If you hold a shellsuit to your ear, you can hear the sound of a scouser robbing a house.

            I never realised how realistic these 3D televisions were until I fell asleep watching Liverpool the other night on "Match of the Day".

            When I awoke, my wallet and stereo had been nicked

            Scousers. For fags, booze and season tickets, there's child benefit. For everything else, there's someone else's MasterCard.

            Wandering round Liverpool yesterday with my wife and our toddler son, when he decided to have a tantrum, throwing his favourite red toy car out of his buggy.

            By the time I picked it up, it was blue and had new number plates.

            I asked my 13 year old Scouse daughter to stop smoking at the dinner table.
            She was setting a bad example to her children.

            I was walking through the Liverpool One shopping mall when someone shouted "Stop, thief" !
            Fck me, I've never seen so many people take off so suddenly like that in my life.

            All Scousers can trace their family tree back at least 15 generations.

            All the way back to 1990.

            I met a girl from Liverpool online and she has stolen my heart.
            Amongst other things.

            Temperatures plummeted in Liverpool today due to the cold snap.
            Weather reporters stated that it was so cold, a scouser was seen with his hands in his own pockets

            How do you starve a scouser??

            Hide his welfare cheque under his working boots

            My mate from Liverpool has just been given the key to the city.

            Or crowbar as he likes to call it.

            A Scouser started working at our place today.
            About fcking time, Hes been here two years.

            I was standing in a queue when the Scouser next to me whispered, "Would you like to buy a Rolex?"

            "Let me see it first," I replied.

            "Shh, not so loud," he said, "the bloke in front of us is wearing it."

            Due to the forecasted Freezing temperatures next week Liverpool schools have advised parents to wear 2 pairs of pyjamas when dropping off their kids at school.

            Walking through town today I saw a car with a bumper sticker reading 'Liverpool. Never Forget'

            So I smashed a window and nicked the stereo, just to remind him.

            My mate texted me saying, 'I'm in Liverpool for the night! Where's the best place to go?'

            I replied, 'Bus station.'

            Just been in a shop in Liverpool and the packet said, 'Multi pack, not to be sold separately'.

            I had to get my Fathers Day card from somewhere else.

            A fourteen year old Scouse girl asked me to buy her a bottle of whisky.

            "Do you want to get me into trouble?," I said.

            "Ok," she replied, "after I drink the whisky."

            Went to see a Scouse Magician's act.

            Made my fcking wallet disappear.

            What's the difference between Scousers and Noah?
            Noah only took two of everything.

            My scouse mate was inconsolable after his house burnt to the ground.

            "Everything," he sobbed, "everything I ever stole was in that house."

            Top tip for residents in Liverpool. If you lock yourself out don't worry about phoning a locksmith.
            Simply wait behind some bushes until someone breaks into your home and follow them inside.

            Any T.V programme shown in Liverpool that depicts people working, carries the subtitle 'Please do not try this at home'.

            The victims of the Coronavirus are going to be quarantined in Liverpool.

            "This is fcking disgusting, we don't want to be near this infected sh.thole stain of a place, just how are we going to survive?"

            Said the virus.

            I thought I was at a fancy dress party in Liverpool, the room was full of people in masks and dark clothing all carrying bags with swag written on them.

            Turns out they were all just off to work.

            hiya ppqp..Im doing ok how did the bridge game go ?did you win?we dont have dining room ..its now the hr and contracts office for the jail..I saw the pics of the hail ..wow ..lucky you missed that ..

            hiya Lav ...you ok? hows the rabbits ?you need to get the snakes !its foggy here this morning ...but turning to rain later .....might do some work on the railway today .

            big hello to everyone else
            af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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              #21
              Re: June 14

              Mae everybody, Mick yes! Thank you you seem kinda quiet and I hope you're really ok, I know I don't think anyone is ok for sure with all that's going on, just feel like the world has gone bananas! You guys won't even believe this, yesterday at work the owner decided to get rid of gun toting granny as Lav calls her, she and this other lady cannot get along at all and they had an argument on Tuesday so gun toter called the owner and was whining about the other lady, the owner don't put up with tattle tales and whiners so when he came to talk to us yesterday we said yes, she sucks get rid of her so he came back in and told her she was out, she angrily packed up her stuff taking it out to her car, next thing Kell is doing a haircut and sees gun toter walking quickly back into the shop but figured she might have left something behind, no she went in the back and hit the lady she was arguing with in the head a few times hard! She went running out of the shop and Kell called me and I told them to call the police ASAP, so now there's a warrant for her arrest for assault, I can't even believe it's real! Punching out co-workers is something you fantasize about not actually DO!! It's like something you see in a movie, I'm drained just from all this stress, my other coworker did not deserve that, I'm in disbelief even still today and pray she don't come back to start more B. S, much love to all and wishes for a safe BF Thursday!
              I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

              I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
              Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                #22
                Re: June 14

                MAE ALL...

                Pauly....that's unbelievable. I was scared you were going to say she went in the back and went "Postal" shooting off her gun. I hope they find and charge her. You're right, punching out co-workers is something you fantasize about as that is exactly how I felt this morning after reading an email from the program coordinator. Instead of replying you are such a f*g idiot I diplomatically made some suggestions to her request. Decided to take the high road and it felt good. Hope things will now settle down at work for you.

                I woke up with lots of energy this morning and am raring to get started on my new project. It's good to have something to focus this energy on. Will check back later to see how the rest of the gang are doing. Have a good day.....:smile:PPQP

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                  #23
                  Re: June 14

                  Pauly take a look at this ..

                  af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                    #24
                    Re: June 14

                    Greetings friends!

                    I’m happy that my daughter & granddaughter finally got here for a visit
                    They brought lunch too as a Father’s day offering which was nice.

                    Pauly, geez I can remember having dreams that my supervisors head blew up but I never took a bomb to work. Glad that madwoman is out of there so the rest of you can work in peace & relative safety. Hostile people make me hostile & that’s why I never worked in psych units. I hope your work situation improves drastically!

                    PQ, that was nice of you to wait for me to post, Lol
                    Think maybe it’s time to invest in a nice desk for your home based job? Why not & get a comfy chair for yourself too!!!
                    We had a quick shower here last night, nothing today although the atmosphere is kinda iffy. Hope you had time for some cards today too.

                    Mick, what’s happening with you?
                    Det, you must be busy too.

                    Hello to Pie, Sam & Cyn!

                    My jar of sourdough starter was about to overflow so I put a cup of it in a loaf of banana pecan bread - think it’s going to be tasty
                    Wishing everyone a nice night!

                    Lav
                    AF since 03/26/09
                    NF since 05/19/09
                    Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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                      #25
                      Re: June 14

                      Mick...thought she was doing pretty good to begin with. Then she announced she wasn't wearing her glasses and was blind as a bat. LOL

                      Lav...nice that you finally got your visit and and lunch to boot! And you're welcome, I don't mind waiting. If I had any idea that this pandemic was going to hit I would have bought a desk a long time ago. I would much prefer to go into work especially now with nobody else around. LOL I really thought we'd be much farther along with the restoration of the community centre but once again the boss seems to have his own priorities. Oh well, I'm still getting a pay cheque. Had a productive day with website updates and childcare program changes. Got all my work done just in time for the bridge game.

                      The boys have decided to go out and pick up some food so I have no idea what I'm having for dinner tonight. At least I'm not cooking. Have a good night all.....:smile:PPQP

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                        #26
                        Re: June 14

                        Mae everybody, aww Mick that lady haha! I think alot of people are in the process of growing out that very same haircut Lav, glad you finally got a visit and lunch too, that was nice of them! PQ, oh I'm so glad she didn't go"postal" with the damn gun but even still my coworker sent me a pic yesterday and it looks worse then the day it happened, purple and swollen, she didn't come in yesterday and went to the doctor cuz she had a terrible headache, your boys are nice to bring back dinner, sometimes Brady goes and gets food but only for himself haha! He's an ass much love to all and wishes for a great BF Fryday!
                        I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                        I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                        Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                          #27
                          Re: June 14

                          hiya all how are we today then?good I hope..well its another day of the bumbling government and the mickey mouse strategy ..weather was pretty bad earlier but it has calmed down..did some work on the railway earlier .even made some poppies for the layout ..

                          hiyaPauly ...hows you then? Im fine mate honestly .I think you are fright ..a lot of dodgy haircuts jotting around..hope you have a good weekend

                          hiya ppqp ..hows you then? good ? hey you are getting paid ..if the boss doesnt want you in ...well fine by me I would be saying...you upto anything over the weekend?I take it the stampede will be cancelled next month?


                          hiya Lav how are you ?hows the rabbits ?I think the whole worlds weather has gone mad.hows your plants doing ?my begonias are doing great...Marigolds got wiped by the slugs ..Ive got 4 sunflowers on the go...one is about 5ft tall..

                          a big hello to everyone else ..

                          Got woken up at half-past four this morning again, by this bird on my windowsill.

                          I've decided to name it Donald.

                          Never stops fcking tweeting.

                          I just went to Aldi for some essentials but they were all out of trombones and remote control indoor zeppelins.

                          In a few years time, the kids have returned to school to take ‘normal’ lessons. After 2020’s trials and tribulations of home schooling, helping them with their homework should be a doddle...
                          “Okay Dave, get on with your maths homework“. Dave complies and talks to himself as he attempts the first question.....”Umm, Mary buys 4 apples 6 oranges she give half the oranges to Jim and half the apples to Rosie. Mary then returns to the shop and buys 38 bottles of hand sanitiser......”
                          “Dad” he shouts from the other room “why would Marie buy 38 bottles of hand sanitiser ?”
                          “Dave, I replied, “you wouldn’t believe me if I told you !”

                          Trump is holding his first rally since the lockdown in Oklahoma tomorrow.

                          He's only 24 hours from Tulsa.
                          af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                            #28
                            Re: June 14

                            Good evening friends!

                            Thunderstorm time here which is good because I never did go out & water plants. They are saying some areas are getting 2-3” of rain, hope not, don’t need that much.
                            Ran out long enough to deposit a check in the bank-drive-thru & stop in a store for a big bag of chicken apples. My chickens are used to having an apple snack everyday, haha!

                            PQ, glad your pay has continued thru all the mess, that helps.
                            It’s always nice when someone brings food, LOL Hope you enjoyed your dinner!

                            Mick, I see rabbits everywhere, haha! And groundhogs too They all seem to be doing just fine,
                            I am hoping to God that the political rally to be held this weekend in Oklahoma is just cancelled. Talk about a public health nightmare, GEEZ!
                            Both of our governments seem to have their heads up their a$$es!

                            Pauly, I wonder if your coworker ended up with a concussion. That’s so sad & I hope she gets that goofball charged with assault.
                            Tell Brady it’s his turn to provide a meal every once in a while!!! Thay have to grow up sooner or later haha!

                            Hello to PIe, Det, Sam & Cyn. Hope everyone. Is OK.

                            Have a decent night all!
                            Lav
                            AF since 03/26/09
                            NF since 05/19/09
                            Success comes one day at a time :thumbs:

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                              #29
                              Re: June 14

                              Mae everybody, Lav I think that rally is set to go, wtf that's so many people! Mick the jokes are funny haha, Lb decided to stay another week, she was set to leave this morning but was crying last night and her boyfriend told her she could change her tickets for free, she also got a $10 credit so it worked out, see some casinos in AZ shut down again, wonder how it's gonna be here? CA and OR are requiring masks in public places I think EVERY state needs to do that, this no mask thing is ridiculously tiring, these people are selfish and all cuz their fearless, tweetin, leader won't wear one sshhheesh! Much love to all and wishes for a great BF Saturday
                              I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

                              I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
                              Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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                                #30
                                Re: June 14

                                Hello how are you today then? hope all is well with you . it is 27 degrees over here at the moment its very cloudy and looks like it is going to pour down with rain. I've just been out for a quick walk ..nothing special only 5 miles but it was enjoyable .Julie has gone up to her brothers grave it is his birthday today. I have been growing a sunflower in the greenhouse it is now about 5-ft tall but hasn't yet flowered so this morning I put it in the garden let's see what happens... yes the Madness continues over here as well with regard to the virus no one has a clue what is happening... it is a very clever virus it can measure 2 metres it also knows that it shouldn't attack people if they are in pubs hairdressers leisure facilities or if they are politicians or indeed if anyone decides to hold a rally of football match and meeting then as long as plenty of notice is given the virus won't touch it. It hasn't worked out quite a cunning plan for schools yet but I'm sure it will do and if you would like to go on holiday abroad have no fear the virus doesn't like Spain France New Zealand (unless you're English) America is discouraged from being visited because of although virus is smart it's not as smart as Donald (on the bleachers)any way hope all are well

                                You know you've done too much cocaine,

                                When your face is on a Colombian coin.

                                Well done to Boris and chums for telling the coronavirus it will soon only be able to spread from a distance of one metre. Fcking great news, I'm sure the coronavirus will consider it'self well and truly told and will accept the new rules and not infect anyone unless they're within one metre of it.

                                Last night I had a dream that came true.

                                I dreamt that I was awake, and when I woke up, I was.
                                Last edited by Mick; June 20, 2020, 03:56 PM.
                                af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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