This mornin I wa cleaning up ,and I dropped and broke an ornament Whyte and McKay osprey whisky decanter..Ive got the whole set ..less 1 now!!
Just had a look at tomatoes ...doing well..
3 different kinds ..
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hope everyone is doing well..covid round here is still on the rise so its stay safe time
I can’t help but think we’d be speaking German if the Nazis used rubber dinghies.
Britain is utterly defenceless against them .
I looked up from my crossword and asked "what does 'campanology' mean?"
"Doesn't ring any bells," frowned my girlfriend.
Question: at what point in a relationship is it acceptable to openly break wind?
I'm in a cab with my blind date and she's not looking too impressed.
I used to go out with an independent MP. That was no party.
So I went out with a mountain climber. That soon peaked and was all downhill from there.
So I went out with an horologist but I had to watch myself all the time.
Then I went out with a fortune teller, but I couldn't see any future in it.
So I went out with a siamese twin, but she acted like we were joined at the hip.
Then I went out with a police cadet. She had arresting good looks but was really jailbait.
Anyway, I ended up with an accountant. Figures.
I see Meghan's new home has a guest house for her mother.
Meanwhile, her father is still in the doghouse.
If you drive for an hour in the UK not only do the accent's change so do the customs and cultures. You could even cross into another country.
If you drive for an hour in the United States...
You are still behind a fat git on a mobility scooter inside Walmart.
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