10 Facts About You 1. You're reading this right now. 2. You're realising that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice that I skipped three. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid. 9. You didn't realise that I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this. 12. You forgot that there's only supposed to be ten facts.
My pregnant wife has hinted she wants to name our unborn son after a screwdriver. I'm pretty sure that Flathead will get bullied at school though.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.
“My father drank so heavily, when he blew on the birthday cake he lit the candles.”
I went to buy camouflage trousers but I couldn’t find any
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