mae all ...how are we then? firstly apologies for not turning up yesterday ,although I did speak to a couple of folk on tinternet book..I never slept at all the night before lst was up till about 4am then nodded off ..next thing ..van alarm screaming its head off .looking for glasses keys etc ..it is going good style. Neighbour phones me ..I look out and see the habitation door wide open ..that sinking feeling...I get out reset the alarm ..by this time Ive got overshoes and plastic gloves on ..to check the inside of the van ....to find ..nuffink ..no damage no theft .door not forced.Checked internet for that particular van ..unless the deadbolts are in place properly the door tends to swing open ..It was a particularly high wind ..so thats it ..a good contingency exercise ..Really foggy here this morning.Spots are going tho one set are really itchy ..still got the tingling and chafing feeling but not as bad really cold and Im running around in a sleeveless t shirt .
hiya ppqp ..how are you then?ok I hope .still got the bad weather?this is what we have and its coming in thicker ..
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hope all is well ..
hiya Lav..hows you then?that is a cracking piece of kit..I have a friend who is into them ..that particular model ...there is tons on you tube about them. When I did the Roman dig with Salford Uni they had a professional drone guy there ..ok he was good ..but at something like 300 pounds an hour you would expect so .My tablets finish today ,but Im going to get in touch with doc see if I need more ..would hate it to flare up again .Oh yes ..you got the smallest toikey ....try this ..
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hiya tee gee ..how are you today .? hope a little better .each day is a little more progressive stay safe ...thinking of you .
hiya pauly hope all is ok with you?...yep she isnt at the pound ...well done you ....
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right folks have a good one big shout to you all
Government advice is saying don't play board games at Christmas this year.
Wouldn't be the first time a family member has been killed over a game of Monopoly
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says " a bunch of us are heading
to that new club, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up
getting my head kicked in."
"So", Smartie says. "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case,
I'll look after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in.
As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh.
After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and
wipes up his Jelly Baby blood.
He turns to Smartie and says, "I thought you were going to look after me."
"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are *******' menthol!".
What did the dyslexic pimp buy?
a warehouse.
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneeded a poo.
Why did the skeleton burp?
He didn't have the guts to fart.
A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"
whats green and you cant swallow it ?
a snooker table
What do you call a man with pork on his head?
Hamed.
What do you call a man with two bits of pork on his head?
Mohamed.
What do you call a man with two bits of pork on his head standing between two buildings?
Mohamed Ali.
What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HH!!!!
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
What do you call a cowboy with no money?
Skint Eastwood
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' Jammin'
What does Bob Marley say when he offers you one?
I hope you like Jammin' too
hiya ppqp ..how are you then?ok I hope .still got the bad weather?this is what we have and its coming in thicker ..
20201129_105855.jpg
hope all is well ..
hiya Lav..hows you then?that is a cracking piece of kit..I have a friend who is into them ..that particular model ...there is tons on you tube about them. When I did the Roman dig with Salford Uni they had a professional drone guy there ..ok he was good ..but at something like 300 pounds an hour you would expect so .My tablets finish today ,but Im going to get in touch with doc see if I need more ..would hate it to flare up again .Oh yes ..you got the smallest toikey ....try this ..
5b21cb249d927.image.jpg
hiya tee gee ..how are you today .? hope a little better .each day is a little more progressive stay safe ...thinking of you .
hiya pauly hope all is ok with you?...yep she isnt at the pound ...well done you ....
istockphoto-173815892-1024x1024.jpg
right folks have a good one big shout to you all
Government advice is saying don't play board games at Christmas this year.
Wouldn't be the first time a family member has been killed over a game of Monopoly
A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
After a few beers the Smartie says " a bunch of us are heading
to that new club, fancy tagging along?"
The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up
getting my head kicked in."
"So", Smartie says. "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case,
I'll look after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.
After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in.
As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.
The Lockets take one look at jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh.
After a while they get bored and walk out.
Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and
wipes up his Jelly Baby blood.
He turns to Smartie and says, "I thought you were going to look after me."
"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are *******' menthol!".
What did the dyslexic pimp buy?
a warehouse.
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneeded a poo.
Why did the skeleton burp?
He didn't have the guts to fart.
A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"
whats green and you cant swallow it ?
a snooker table
What do you call a man with pork on his head?
Hamed.
What do you call a man with two bits of pork on his head?
Mohamed.
What do you call a man with two bits of pork on his head standing between two buildings?
Mohamed Ali.
What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HH!!!!
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
What do you call a cowboy with no money?
Skint Eastwood
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi' Jammin'
What does Bob Marley say when he offers you one?
I hope you like Jammin' too
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