The EU want all our spare jabs. And for once I agree, along with uppercuts, right hooks and knockout blows.
You're welcome Europe.
Can't wait till this pandemic's over.First thing I'm going to do is visit my local cinema..
They're showing the Mask
A government virus expert has just been sacked. Apparently he didn't know his SARS from his Ebola.
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid.
I just can't seem to stop.
I was lying on the beach reading the ingredients on the sun cream bottle.
I am well red.
My wife was upset when I made her wait in the car for me outside the bank.
Especially after running out wearing a mask and $100,000 in cash.
Do you know what Noah's wife was called?
Joan of Arc.
"You're looking more like your mother every day," I jokingly said to my son... "Anyway, that moustache of yours is really coming on."
Back in 1973, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot and hurt my knee.
For dinner that same day I had a gammon steak with pineapple and chips. For dessert I had apple pie with custard, followed by a strawberry and banana milkshake.
I’m telling you all this now because there was no social media in the 1970's.
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