Spring is here...just got back ...went for a walk across the moors,,a challenge ..itwas only 5 miles but a hard 5 miles ..it was all across country ,heather and tussock grass..and wet peat ...no path straight tab across the land..I saw a stone on the top of a hill..that was my goal...and it was reached...plus I was carrrying a backpack 25lb..its funny madam always say why are you carrying that..and yet when she wants water ,coffee ,crisps ,biscuit plaster wetproof top,or power bank for phone..it appears as if by magic .Walking and I hear this squeaky pitched noise ..turned round..madam had stepped in a bog .. the stone on the top of that hill was my goal...
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this is it close up
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this was the ground
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and yes Julie finished sanding the woodwork too..
hope everyone is having a good weekend
I would never have believed 8 weeks of uncut hair would weigh over a stone, but if that's what the scales say, it must be right!
My Chinese mate collects toys from the 70's.
He's got some clackers.
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, so I'm going to have to make some changes in my life.
First, I need to find a new doctor.
Qantas announces you need a vaccine in order to fly.
I knew there were side effects but didn't know it made you grow wings.
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it, man.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"A small man who can't reach the doorbell."
An old man limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk"!
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Sir, how old are you"?
"I'm 98", the man announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You are almost one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect"?
The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it doesn't hurt"!
Ponderism - The Best Fourteen
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" Mean the same thing?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Doesn’t "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
Inked20210321_134347_LI.jpg
this is it close up
20210321_131704.jpg
this was the ground
20210321_124353.jpg
20210321_131719.jpg
and yes Julie finished sanding the woodwork too..
hope everyone is having a good weekend
I would never have believed 8 weeks of uncut hair would weigh over a stone, but if that's what the scales say, it must be right!
My Chinese mate collects toys from the 70's.
He's got some clackers.
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, so I'm going to have to make some changes in my life.
First, I need to find a new doctor.
Qantas announces you need a vaccine in order to fly.
I knew there were side effects but didn't know it made you grow wings.
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it, man.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"A small man who can't reach the doorbell."
An old man limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk"!
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Sir, how old are you"?
"I'm 98", the man announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You are almost one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect"?
The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it doesn't hurt"!
Ponderism - The Best Fourteen
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" Mean the same thing?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Doesn’t "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
PQ, I know the cold you're describing, looks beautiful out but when you step outside it's frigid, waves to the rest of the gang and wishes for a great BF day for us all
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