hiya all ..how are we then today? Hope all is well. Started raining ...Julie feeling better today, watching Jeeves first thing ..thought nope he aint well...gave him some meds ..and 3 hours later he is eating and pooping for fun. Meanwhile I watched Bonnie eating the new grass ..bearing in mind its fenced off to a height of just over 37 inches. I watched her jump the fence.
hiya Sam the man ...firstly well done on the whisky give away ..yep believe me if you like Scotch it is difficult ..or was ..I recall numerous times where no was the answer to my favourite falling down juice..and now ..no problem at all with it ..sounds like you are working hard my friend..take care .
hiya lav ,,,hows you then? slept like a rock? woke up in the garden surrounded by plants ..I was going to try my bike out this morning but didnt ..couple more jobs to do ..hope you have a great weekend .. go for log tonight ..slept like..
hiya ppqp...howzyoo then today? hope all is well.did 3 hanging baskets yesterday...have a good weekend.
hiya tee gee how are you then? hope you are doing ok ..Sounds like you are doing some long driving ..and tired too ...literally .glad you are feeling better after the jab ..
hello everyone else you ok?
Called the vets this morning...
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."
Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"
Me: "He's holding his head to one side."
Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"
Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
I asked my wife, “I’m stuck on a crossword clue—Overworked Postman— can you help me?”
She said, “Sure. How many letters?”
I said, “I’m guessing—too many.”
The Reunion
Dave and Jack meet in passing on the street, after many years and Dave decides to introduce his children to Jack.
Dave "Jack, this is my eldest he's called Dick"
Jack "Hello there, what's Dick short for ?.
Dave "Dick is short for Richard and look, here's Meg"
Jack greets Meg and then asks what Meg is short for.
"Meg is short for Margaret" says Dave.
Finally Dave points to his third child "This is Mike"
"What's Mike short for ?" asks Jack, predictably and thereby angering Dave.
"Mike, this must be fcking obvious" yells Dave "Mike is short because he's a dwarf you annoying git !"
The phone rang. It was BBC Radio 1.
"Congratulations," the voice burbled. "You are live on air, and if you can answer this maths question, you will win our prize!"
"Maths question?" I said excitedly. "I did 4 Unit maths for the HSC and also studied it at university, for part of my degree! Give me the question!"
"Great! What is 100 divided by four? If you get it right, you get two tickets to the upcoming Justin Bieber concert, and get to meet him back-stage!"
"Oh," said I. "Is it 13?"
If you get an email from me about spiced meat, don't open it, its Spam.
hiya Sam the man ...firstly well done on the whisky give away ..yep believe me if you like Scotch it is difficult ..or was ..I recall numerous times where no was the answer to my favourite falling down juice..and now ..no problem at all with it ..sounds like you are working hard my friend..take care .
hiya lav ,,,hows you then? slept like a rock? woke up in the garden surrounded by plants ..I was going to try my bike out this morning but didnt ..couple more jobs to do ..hope you have a great weekend .. go for log tonight ..slept like..
hiya ppqp...howzyoo then today? hope all is well.did 3 hanging baskets yesterday...have a good weekend.
hiya tee gee how are you then? hope you are doing ok ..Sounds like you are doing some long driving ..and tired too ...literally .glad you are feeling better after the jab ..
hello everyone else you ok?
Called the vets this morning...
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."
Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"
Me: "He's holding his head to one side."
Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"
Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
I asked my wife, “I’m stuck on a crossword clue—Overworked Postman— can you help me?”
She said, “Sure. How many letters?”
I said, “I’m guessing—too many.”
The Reunion
Dave and Jack meet in passing on the street, after many years and Dave decides to introduce his children to Jack.
Dave "Jack, this is my eldest he's called Dick"
Jack "Hello there, what's Dick short for ?.
Dave "Dick is short for Richard and look, here's Meg"
Jack greets Meg and then asks what Meg is short for.
"Meg is short for Margaret" says Dave.
Finally Dave points to his third child "This is Mike"
"What's Mike short for ?" asks Jack, predictably and thereby angering Dave.
"Mike, this must be fcking obvious" yells Dave "Mike is short because he's a dwarf you annoying git !"
The phone rang. It was BBC Radio 1.
"Congratulations," the voice burbled. "You are live on air, and if you can answer this maths question, you will win our prize!"
"Maths question?" I said excitedly. "I did 4 Unit maths for the HSC and also studied it at university, for part of my degree! Give me the question!"
"Great! What is 100 divided by four? If you get it right, you get two tickets to the upcoming Justin Bieber concert, and get to meet him back-stage!"
"Oh," said I. "Is it 13?"
If you get an email from me about spiced meat, don't open it, its Spam.
. Spent a good deal of time outside pulling weeds, etc, just nice to be outside. Rain on the schedule for tomorrow which will make more weeds grow, haha!
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