hiya Lav ,how are you then this fine day ? hope you are well..Yes its nice watching the hang gliders..but thats it !Julies sil is in bed with Covid ...she says she feels rough ,and my friend is doing ok too ..hope you are getting the same sort of weather over there .
hiya ppqp ....what happened to me time?? you doing ok? hope so. you take care .
hiya pauly how are you today then? have you managed to contact anyone re your financial issues ...hope you manage to get it sorted ..
teegee ..how are you today?have you had a relaxing weekend?re charge those batteries ..
hiya Sam det and anyone else looking in ..
I could hear my wife say, "I know you're there, pick up the phone."
I hate visiting day in prison.
I went on a blind date the other day. Then after that we went and looked at curtains instead.
My ability to speak a bit of Latin is always at the top of my Curriculum Vitae.
I've been questioning a Russian insect to find out where his hive is located. He's saying nothing, he's s a cagy bee.
I bought some Numan Hair Restorer the other day.
I got up this morning looking like I had Gnasher the dog sitting on my head and had a yearning to play annoying, two finger twaddle on my piano.
I was on a date with a woman I met on Facebook.
I said, "I like honesty, and I can tell you're an honest girl."
"Really?" she asked. "How can you tell?"
I said, "You're the first girl I've been out with that actually looks like their profile photo."
She said, "That's a picture of Shrek, you cheeky git."
Merseyside police stumbled upon 56 drums of petrol today. The estimated street value is over £12 million. The drums were hidden in a shipment of Venezuelan cocaine.
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