mae all how are we doing today? hope all is well..pretty busy today still not finished ,but had to stop shoulder and hands are absolutely aching.its also hammering down with rain,been stormy all night
hiya Lav ,how are we doing today then? we definitely have an excess of rain here ..moved a few plants in the front garden ..in between the rain.and the back garden ,and done about 70% of the kitchen worktop.....to get the danish oil off the surface ,so far Ive used 11 craft knife blades scraping it off,and Ive sanded part of it down too...hence the aching thumbs .
Not only is over there crime ridden ....we are the same here ,but the problem is the wokes and do gooders run the show..so the judicial system is shot,all the way through.....from when crims are nicked by the police all the way through to sentencing and jail time .Some of the horror stories I have heard ,Im glad Im out of that game .
hiya pie how are you doing? hope all is well your routine sounds similar to mine ....sit outside with a brew first thing in the morning before the world wakes up .When I pick the rabbits up ..Argyl runs to me and climbs up my leg ..the other one kind of gives you the "oh its you"look!have a good day.
hiya ppqp....how are you doing ? hows the smoke in your area,? has it gone yet? good idea about the computer ...forget work ...you up to anything today?
hiya Ns .....how are you doing ? think about it Johnnys father ......had 5 sons ...so one of them is Johnny ...I always go to the last page of posts and work backards from it ....hope youve had a good weekend?
hiya wags ,how are you today?how did the parade go ..?yep Julies dad wasnt very sociable today either ..refused to get up apparently ,kept telling everyone to get out of his room,and told Julie to take him home now...hope things work out better today for you mate ...
An Irish Road Accident..
Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate's been hit by a Car.
Paddy: 'Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street ...'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir"..???
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir"..??
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me'..??
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me".??
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak Street.
A wise Chinese man once said:-
如果你点击翻译，你喜欢阴茎
Brenda O'Malley
is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness Brewery ..."
"Oh no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me .."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm so sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda
.... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
My son asked ?where does poo come from?? I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest answer! He looked at me perplexed and and in stunned in silence for a few seconds then asked and Tigger?!
What do you call a Magician who has lost his Magic?
Ian.
I was in a restaurant the other evening and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time , when It came there was no meat just the carcass , I said " what's this ?!! " She said " it's the boney part"
As I look in the mirror at my naked body I think to myself!
I?m going to get kicked out of ikea any minute now!!
I just got 3 tips off a bookie for the Grand National.
Sunshine.
Moonlight.
Good Times
If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie.
Mr and Mrs Burr lost their son Tim in the Forest!
It wasn?t awkward at all!
My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter.
The same as Jesus: disappear Friday, show up Monday!
I asked the doctor doing prostate exam where I should put my pants.
"next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting.
hiya Lav ,how are we doing today then? we definitely have an excess of rain here ..moved a few plants in the front garden ..in between the rain.and the back garden ,and done about 70% of the kitchen worktop.....to get the danish oil off the surface ,so far Ive used 11 craft knife blades scraping it off,and Ive sanded part of it down too...hence the aching thumbs .
Not only is over there crime ridden ....we are the same here ,but the problem is the wokes and do gooders run the show..so the judicial system is shot,all the way through.....from when crims are nicked by the police all the way through to sentencing and jail time .Some of the horror stories I have heard ,Im glad Im out of that game .
hiya pie how are you doing? hope all is well your routine sounds similar to mine ....sit outside with a brew first thing in the morning before the world wakes up .When I pick the rabbits up ..Argyl runs to me and climbs up my leg ..the other one kind of gives you the "oh its you"look!have a good day.
hiya ppqp....how are you doing ? hows the smoke in your area,? has it gone yet? good idea about the computer ...forget work ...you up to anything today?
hiya Ns .....how are you doing ? think about it Johnnys father ......had 5 sons ...so one of them is Johnny ...I always go to the last page of posts and work backards from it ....hope youve had a good weekend?
hiya wags ,how are you today?how did the parade go ..?yep Julies dad wasnt very sociable today either ..refused to get up apparently ,kept telling everyone to get out of his room,and told Julie to take him home now...hope things work out better today for you mate ...
An Irish Road Accident..
Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate's been hit by a Car.
Paddy: 'Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street ...'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir"..???
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir"..??
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me'..??
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me".??
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak Street.
A wise Chinese man once said:-
如果你点击翻译，你喜欢阴茎
Brenda O'Malley
is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness Brewery ..."
"Oh no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me .."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm so sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda
.... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
My son asked ?where does poo come from?? I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest answer! He looked at me perplexed and and in stunned in silence for a few seconds then asked and Tigger?!
What do you call a Magician who has lost his Magic?
Ian.
I was in a restaurant the other evening and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time , when It came there was no meat just the carcass , I said " what's this ?!! " She said " it's the boney part"
As I look in the mirror at my naked body I think to myself!
I?m going to get kicked out of ikea any minute now!!
I just got 3 tips off a bookie for the Grand National.
Sunshine.
Moonlight.
Good Times
If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie.
Mr and Mrs Burr lost their son Tim in the Forest!
It wasn?t awkward at all!
My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter.
The same as Jesus: disappear Friday, show up Monday!
I asked the doctor doing prostate exam where I should put my pants.
"next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting.
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