mae all ..how are we today then?hope all is good ...Well thats another storm gone ..it never stopped at all yesterday and blew a hooley all day ..got a phone call yesterday,dentist has a cancellation so Im going ..I need a filling in one of my rare own teef...the first appointment I could get was the beginning of March so Im going .pretty busy day ..rabbits to their holiday home and the dentist
hiya ppqp how are you doing? I know what you mean about holding on to the phone ...tbh when we have that kind of stuff Julie does it ..I haven't really got the patience ..you arent the only one about bank cards ...on Friday ..i did a belter ..went to a shop paid for something on card ,put it in my wallet ..I thought walked up to another shop ..about half a mile away ..on the way up ,some reason I checked my wallet ...no card ..emptied wallet ..thought I must have dropped the card ..turned back to retrace steps.and checked pockets ..and there it was ..
Well done on not drinking ...
hiya Slo lovely to hear from you ...how are you feeling? how did you get on with babysitting Huxley?no dramas or advisories on how to parent?I think my brother will sell up and move ..he still has ideas of living in France ...though mow I think its just an idea ..yes Im looking forward to the sun ,even though it gets cold at nights .have a good day .
hiya Kensho hope all is well.
hi Lav ..is the company Ottlite ? Ive just checked ..they are still in business big time..although looking at it their main aim is uk and Europe ,,,they do have an American number too.We are off to Tenerife ..its only a short haul flight ,staying at a place called San Agastin .back on the 22nd ..then off in the van on the 23rd till the 28th .I know what you mean about Amazon ..I actually didnt know how Amazon worked until I watched a documentary..I thought it was a retail company whereas in fact it is a company where retailers subscribe to it to advertise on it and pay a profit percentage to Amazon ..a real smart idea ..the setting up and maintenance are the outlays together with the packing,,from the humble book selling business in his garage Bezos did well.hope you have a good day
hiya wags ,sam ,teegee@teejays,pie and everyone else...hope you have a good day
"I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other."
"They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline."
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly? and for the same reason.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
hiya ppqp how are you doing? I know what you mean about holding on to the phone ...tbh when we have that kind of stuff Julie does it ..I haven't really got the patience ..you arent the only one about bank cards ...on Friday ..i did a belter ..went to a shop paid for something on card ,put it in my wallet ..I thought walked up to another shop ..about half a mile away ..on the way up ,some reason I checked my wallet ...no card ..emptied wallet ..thought I must have dropped the card ..turned back to retrace steps.and checked pockets ..and there it was ..
Well done on not drinking ...
hiya Slo lovely to hear from you ...how are you feeling? how did you get on with babysitting Huxley?no dramas or advisories on how to parent?I think my brother will sell up and move ..he still has ideas of living in France ...though mow I think its just an idea ..yes Im looking forward to the sun ,even though it gets cold at nights .have a good day .
hiya Kensho hope all is well.
hi Lav ..is the company Ottlite ? Ive just checked ..they are still in business big time..although looking at it their main aim is uk and Europe ,,,they do have an American number too.We are off to Tenerife ..its only a short haul flight ,staying at a place called San Agastin .back on the 22nd ..then off in the van on the 23rd till the 28th .I know what you mean about Amazon ..I actually didnt know how Amazon worked until I watched a documentary..I thought it was a retail company whereas in fact it is a company where retailers subscribe to it to advertise on it and pay a profit percentage to Amazon ..a real smart idea ..the setting up and maintenance are the outlays together with the packing,,from the humble book selling business in his garage Bezos did well.hope you have a good day
hiya wags ,sam ,teegee@teejays,pie and everyone else...hope you have a good day
"I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other."
"They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline."
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly? and for the same reason.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
. I hope the rest of the weekend is peaceful for you.
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