Once upon a time there were many lovely ladies who lived in a canadian cabin. They ate muffins for breakfast, muffins for lunch and...
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they got SO fat that some crazy girl who looked like she came from the other side of the planet showed up in a day glow bus, grabbed waves and . . . -
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picked up mojo on the way and...Comment
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pushed and pushed to try to fit them through the door of the bus. However, they would not fit so...Enough is enoughComment
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Can we please not talk about muffins today? Mine is overflowing from too much to eat and drink this weekend. Ugh, I am UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
Sorry to ruin the flow of your story..........
I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship meComment
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...said Lush....and than they grabbbed her anyway....and said, Look!! You and your muffin are coming too and we are going to a Magic Land called Shrink Thee Muffin Tops and there will be Lemonade and Rasberry Tea and if you want you can ONE glass of wine at the end of the day...but only if you want...you don't have too...because it's a wonderful place..and there are wonderful friends there that you get to finally meet in person and hug and cry and laugh with......and Lush said, "oh fine!!" I'll go!!!..............Comment
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and then Jenneh came running toward the muffin bus yelling "wait! Wait for meeeee"!, and whining in such a pathetic fashion that the rest of the muffins had to cover their ears while they immediately grabbed her and squished her muffin onto the bus. The bus then squealed away and bumped along on its way to its next destination to pick up....Over 4 months AF :hComment
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the men in the white coats that need to accompany these completely unstable moderating muffins.I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship meComment
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As it would be, the jackets barely served to conceal the rotund torsos of the men as they bathetically struggled to . . .Comment
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to remember the lyrics of the Beer Bellied Polka. Then Jenneh . . .Comment
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...noticed that the moderating muffins were in fact much more intelligent, articulate and sane than these men in white coats who kept referring to these brilliant and wonderful women as "crazies" and this wonderful group of completely sane and - let's face it - absolutely fun women full of self-strength and integrity - proceeded to hurl these pretentious men in white into the brutal canadian wilderness! After which time....Over 4 months AF :hComment
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they were escorted tby the magical muffins to a deep dark cave where they were asked to sacrifice their white coats to....Comment
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... The Supreme One. The ultimately beautiful goddess - the great Hydra, Queen of Carbo. Fear was evident in the faces of the men when they heard Hydra's command ...Comment
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"Men of White Coats, I hearby banish you and your large torsos! your evil carbo ways, your large, rotund a@@es,and harsh negative vibes toward my Beautiful MuffinTopped Women!...as these are Women of Strength, Mothers, Daughters, Caretakers, Homemakers, Working Women, Women of Integrity, Women of Beauty!" and the white coated men....Comment
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remembered her lion self and we moved on to find.....Comment
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