Once upon a time...

[Waves 2]

Once upon a time...

Cruisin...

The bus had been an old one
Then the bus became new

The bus had been on fire
And an aeroplane too,

Now the bus grew a rudder
And wonderful sails

It travelled oer the ocean
Amidst killer whales

Towards...

[Allie]

Once upon a time...

Until it came ashore on a large sand bar,
And all the muffins awoke from the sudden jar!

"Where are we?" They exlaimed as they stepped from the bus/ship?
"I dont know, but its pretty, and I'm going for a dip!" (said Jenneh)

But then off in the distance seemed a familiar sight,
It was Allie all alone in her miserable plight.

Now Allie had been pondering this "island" loner thing,
And what exactly, did she hope it would bring?

Some clarity, some distance, and better decisions of course,
But it was all mixed among some sad feelings of remorse.

So she tinkered with her laptop and the sandbar internet she had,
And thought, "If I just jump on chat, would it really be that bad?"

So as she logged onto MWO, and clicked "chat" to come visit,
But then heard a familar voice, and turned to see "Who is it?....

[Pedro]

Once upon a time...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a bottle shop and a golf course. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

I stole this from a Paddy joke. He's quite a bloke.

[Guest]

Once upon a time...

Paddy

Don't bring me into this.

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

check

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

All right, all right here I am
with a confession to make
I have been quite the sham

I said I did not like him and I wanted him to go
but the fact of the matter is
I have been seeing Pedro

I am sorry for lying
for being a cheat
but a man with a node
just can't be beat

so back to my room on the bus I will go
but honestly muffs
Can you really say you didn't know?

I am sorry to be such a disgrace
to this fine loving group
but I loved that man's face

I could not sit back and watch Fan take the heat
for all of you lovelies
thinking that Pedro wanted his meat

For this lovely stud only wanted me
but I am ready to let go
and give him back to Allie

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

Lush,

can I just say one thing




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[Guest]

Once upon a time...

tramp

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eustacia]

Once upon a time...

What Imagine wrote!

:heart:E

[Waves 2]

Once upon a time...

Suddenly

A ferocious tiger leaped aboard the bus. I t was ravenous after 15 days with no sustenance. It had a circus performance where it was supposed to wow the audience in two days time and it wanted to feed its enormous appetite. It glared at the cheating Lush. Should it just gobble her up? But then it saw some little elves hiding in cages: Chardonnay, Sauvignon, Pinot, Grigio. One swipe and they would be hers. But Merlot was loose sitting on the front seat with a cheeky grin on his face. he thought he was safe as he was surrounded by gnomes with Big EERS. Tiger approached. How much longer could she hold back this devouring hunger?

[dilayne]

Once upon a time...

LOL-check! I'm here with my usual loss for creative verbage..just call me the giggling muffin mute!

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

LMAO!!!!!!
Lush you little Trollop! Yes!!!! (I love "trollop" - I think my grandmother used that word once. And not on me. Oh STOP IT guys! LOL!)

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Floozie, trollop. Whatever. I will accept any name you would like to give me.

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

My dear sweet Pedro
I am afraid it is time
to break up with you
Using a little rhyme

I tried to figure out what it was about you
and now I have come to my senses
I realize now that all of this time
I was not wearing my contact lenses

You are not the man I thought you were
and never will you be
so it is goodbye to you, goodbye
now please just let me be

so what are we on, is it a bus or a plane?
what happened to the cabin we were in
when this whole journey be-gane?

C'mon muffs you are turning into duds
if you leave me alone too long
I will be left with all of the studs

I promise to be a trollop no more
and I want to say I am sorry
but please won't someone help me out
with this never ending story??