Once upon a time...

[TheKanga]

Once upon a time...

The Fan has nothin'
worth explorin'
he's washed out, finished, yes, even borin'
The Kanga will save ya
one and all
His tail will sway, swipe and stall
So begone whatever yer on about
Or this Kanga will give ye a bloody good clout

[TracyA]

Once upon a time...

A clout with a tail won?t do at all,
Such strange seduction could end in a brawl.
And Fan is not boring, not finished with muffs,
He?s just been busy polishing his cuffs.

[Quiescent]

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Let's not forget what the kanga looks like! Attached files [img]/converted_files/154829=66-attachment.jpg[/img]

[lushy]

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I will choose Pedro over Kanga any day. Sorry Mr. Roo.

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

That's because Lush is a one node woman.

[Quiescent]

Once upon a time...

Oh, wait....no she's not!



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[lushy]

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Oh Dear Lord, I had forgotten about him. You owe me a keyboard.

[tumadre]

Once upon a time...

Ya notice how both of them have large protuberances on their faces? What's up with that, Lush?

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Well, you know what they say about men with large protuberances on their face...............

[Quiescent]

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[Waves 2]

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Little did we know
as we came to the snow
How the cold could turn on such heat!
All this from a discussion bout something to eat!:H

[Allie]

Once upon a time...

.....Said Waves, as it became apparent to her that her muffin was growling.
"Lets go find some food and stop all this howling!",

But Lush said, "We cant leave dear Fan here alone..."
But Allie said, "Lush, Pedro's calling your cell phone!"

"Pedro! My Pedro!" squealed Lush snatching her phone,
"Pedro please help us or we'll starve to the bone!!"

"GOOD!" shouted sly Pedro, voice dripping with revenge...
"Its time you partying muffins did without tonight's muffin binge!"

"I hear ya'll squished Fan with your fluffy muffy butts,
And now Fan is now fearing he just might lose his nuts!"

"Ill only keep you fed with this diet I know...
It consists of five small meals of defrosted snow!"

"So get to your diggin outside with a shovel,
THIS BE PEDRO"S STOMPIN GROUND, AND YOU MUFFINS WILL GROVEL!"

Shouted Pedro.....:H

[lushy]

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Brilliant Allie. Absolutely Brilliant. If I had more time I would try and be creative but I am heading out for date night. Perhaps I will see Pedro in my husbands face tonight........................

[Fan]

Once upon a time...

I'm signing up.

I'm also appearantly a fucking dufus.

Shit happens. It happens more for those of us who pile it on.

[tumadre]

Once upon a time...

Secretly, one of the muffs snuck away
as she could see Fan waving his sword where he lay
The tip of his saber continued to glow
the only thing was that she didn't know
was the secret of whether to suck-
or to blow-
to save him...