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    Once upon a time...

    Oh Tracy! BRAVO!
    Over 4 months AF :h

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      Once upon a time...

      Peed my pants and ruined my keyboard all at the same time................
      I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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        Once upon a time...

        Tracy

        And made me cry, it was so beautiful...:upset:
        Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
        Plato

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          Once upon a time...

          OK, I give.
          I didn't know a node was a penis.
          make fun of me.... now!

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            Once upon a time...

            I dunt node dat neider, 'bout penis.

            Und I dunt either sez, "see miss."


            Unless asked politely, of course.

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              Once upon a time...

              Becca, becca, becca. This is what you get for not visiting more often. A node is not a penis. A penis is not a node. A node is on the face (refer to Pedro's picture), and a penis is....well I hope you know where that is.
              I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                Once upon a time...

                Jenneh wrote: And WHAT = pray tell - is that lump that is bulging from his HEAD!? LOL!
                Here is the first reference to the node!
                :h :h :h :h

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                  Once upon a time...

                  imagine wrote: I've heard he prefers you to call it his "knowledge node"
                  And the node was born!
                  :h :h :h :h

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                    Once upon a time...

                    now that becca is up to speed
                    and poor lushy has peed

                    Where do we go from here with our new hunk?

                    Should we lock him and his double penis in the trunk?

                    Help someone get us out of this funk!
                    :h :h :h :h

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                      Once upon a time...

                      Hey if we're still going to Alaska, this is perfect fun for the trip!

                      Click on the link below and follow the instructions..........



                      http://www.star28.net/snow.html
                      :h :h :h :h

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                        Once upon a time...

                        Well, just a guess, but, as we all know, there's the big head and the little head (or in Pedro's case, heads)...Maybe that's how Becca got confused. She heard "knowledge node", and thought that's where Pedro kept his brain!?
                        Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
                        Plato

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                          Once upon a time...

                          imagine wrote: Hey if we're still going to Alaska, this is perfect fun for the trip!

                          Click on the link below and follow the instructions..........



                          http://www.star28.net/snow.html
                          WOW! Imagine-
                          Where did you find that? That was so much fun! I'm going to go do it again...:H
                          OK if I send it around to my friends? I know they'd love to do that too!
                          Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
                          Plato

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                            Once upon a time...

                            :eeks: Make fun of me, too, Becca. I had NO idea that the node was a penis and look what I did to it!

                            E

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                              Once upon a time...

                              The blondes and brunettes of the muffin mod clan
                              Had finally resolved these protrusions of Fan.

                              Now the dilemma it seemed was the placement of nodes,
                              And their hanging from trunks surely violates codes.

                              Not being a complete air-brain or ditz of a blonde,
                              Allie came up with a plan that would rival James Bond! :H

                              Allie picked up her laptop and jumped on Ebay,
                              And much to her pleasure, she won a new sleigh!

                              This sleigh was not Santa's, nor led by reindeer,
                              No, THIS sleigh was different -- it had "custom" made gear!

                              Two bridles of leather to guide the stud's gear,
                              Now the muffins can stear him back home without fear.

                              So the muffin bus took off leaving Alaska via a sleigh,
                              Never dreaming two stud-nodes would have ever led their way!

                              As the sleigh led the bus down the snow covered lane,
                              Lush jumped to the front, and she grabbed the main reign!

                              "Hooray!" They all shouted! They were again on their way,
                              But their bus had transformed to the STUDMUFFIN SLEIGH!
                              What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....

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                                Once upon a time...

                                It seems the muffs are utterly confused
                                about the definition of a node
                                it is most certainly on his face
                                and something I would have never rode

                                Can someone help us get out of this porno hell
                                because I think I hear Pedro starting to yell
                                for all of us to come visit one my one
                                he seems to think that he has won

                                Please muffs, we must go a different way
                                no node-iful man is worth it
                                not matter how good the lay
                                I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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