Once upon a time...

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Oh yes Fan they passed them round, I knew it was you in your new mask ...........

They worked so well that I can't walk .................... or talk :blush: :blush: :blush:

[Beaches]

Once upon a time...

Have I mentioned, I LOVE THIS?????????????

[Beaches]

Once upon a time...

Oh yeah I would be the peeper on the roof

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Beaches, you don't have to peep you can join in ...

[irishlady]

Once upon a time...

Beaches joined in to give the others a rest,
Poor Pedro and Fan, they both tried their best,
But they were worn out, they were worn down,
They both fell asleep till the bus reached the town...

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Wake up Fan .......

You can't go to sleep on me .....

[DidItForMe]

Once upon a time...

But go to sleep he sure did, as well as the other
“It’s no big surprise” said one girl to another

[Mrs Macks]

Once upon a time...

SLEEP.......SLEEP

WAKE UP

[Allie]

Once upon a time...

But Pedro was sleeping and dreaming of muffins,
and how much better they'd look with some tan and some buffin!

So the muffins all signed up for a muffin buffin plan,
To wake up dear Pedro, and maybe even Fan!

They pumped and they sweated and got buffed and tan,
But poor Pedro; God bless him, he died a tired man.

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

The mufifns were happy, satistied and content
Viagra induced Pedro it turned out was quite the gent.
They rode for a while in calm delight and silence
Never imagining that they would have thoughts of violence.

When the after glow of Pedro began to wean
The muffins came to, and they all began to scream!
"Pedro you whore - you took four of us!"
In the front, in the ailse and the back of the bus!!!"

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Ah! Screamed the Muffs!
For Pedro was not dead
He had been knocked cold
From some blows to his head

It's ok the muffins still had both boys on their team
And the muffins were strong and agile and lean
And as they awoke from sleep's peaceful escape
They woke to the muffins and their inevitable fate...

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

DO you guys realize this thread has been viewed almost 12,000 times??? 12,000!!!! LMAO!!!

[irishlady]

Once upon a time...

The bus did a U-turn and went round a bend,
The muffins all cried " don't let this trip end "....
" Don't worry " said Fan, with a smile on his face,
" I'm taking you all to a wonderous place "....

[InnerStrength]

Once upon a time...

Jen thought, with a smile, as she looked at her friends
The bus's not the only thing that's gone 'round the bend!

[Hawk]

Once upon a time...

The muffins all wondered about the place of which Fan spoke
"I'm telling you muffins, this is simply no joke.
This place is like heaven - it's just paradise!"
And the muffins were content and quiet as mice.

But Pedro liked riding around in the bus.
He didn't want it to end and he began to fuss.
He lunged to reach Fan and in a seat he did stuff him.
Then commandeered the bus and took off with the muffins!