Once upon a time...

[weemelonhead]

Once upon a time...

Don't fret now young ladies
I'm here, please be calm
stop feeling my pecs
....OI!! leggo my arm

i've witnessed the fun
you've been having with Fan
you won't get ME that easy
Coz I'm a REAL man

You've scared me before
(especially Lush
ye gods...she'd turn Arnie
to gibbering mush)

but Ive been on a course
A sort of retreat
And i've learnt to kick butt
And stand on my feet

Now I give the orders
Pedro is in charge
and nobody argues
with biceps THIS large

Now I am the driver
that much is true
and muffs stand in line
while I give jobs to you

come quickly girls, quickly
I've not got all day
the sooner we're ship shape
we'll be on our way......

[irishlady]

Once upon a time...

Jennah and Lush, you can tidy the seats,
Paula and Becca, go check on the eats,
the rest of you all please look after Fan,
and try your hardest to make him a man..

Meanwhile, Melon and Irish, come sit here with me,
I've got room for both on my muscular knee,
Irish, that pussy, I love it to bits,
and Melon, you have the most wonderous pips..

Please keep the noise down at the back of the bus,
Fan's better now, stop all the fuss,
I'm in charge now, so we go where I say,
and don't worry bout money, theres ways you can pay....

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Good Lord Ladies. I believe you both deserve the Pulitzer Prize!!!!! We muffs welcome you with open arms.......and Fan welcomes you deep in his bosom.

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Keep them coming ladies ....

and Fan .......

[irishlady]

Once upon a time...

Sorry Paula, after that bus ride poor Fan has only one left in him and thats holding him together...

[southernbelle47]

Once upon a time...


Feeding Fan protien
in the back of the bus
Belle wonders ,
hey Muffins
what IS all the fuss?
You all know it takes time
for a man to come back
after a full frontal
vixen attack!
About taking care of men
you don't know jack!

Men need more than sugar
to keep up their manhood
I thought that was something
even a muffin understood!

Lets keep riding and tooting
along our merry way
I love this ride
thats all I have to say

Belle:l

[weemelonhead]

Once upon a time...

but the melon cried no!!!
Oh bella my dear
you have the wrong
end of the stick, I fear

this was no attack
on the dearly loved Fan
just comedic appreciation
oh dear THAT doesn't scan

The Fan is BELOVED
by Melon and all
why else would he inspire
stories so tall

So now that he sits
at the back of the bus
I fear Pedro is jealous
and has just had enough

There is just no way
that brawn can compete
with an oscillating Fan
so dear and so sweet

to so many Muffins
both here, and 'out there'
The fan IS THE MAN............
and there isn't a last line to that, just apologies, for any offence, because there was definitely NONE intended......The melon was very, very tired, but wide awake AGAIN last night, and the Oirish kept her going, If you'd look at other threads, you'll see she's posted nonsense there too during a few frustrating hours....This is NOT in any. way. shape. or. form. a. dig. at. the .Fan...............Only someone VERY special is worth spending that amount of time on!!!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxx

[dilayne]

Once upon a time...

Oh my goodness...tee, hee, hee!!!!!!!

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

Uh Wee? Chill, baby. You were hysterical!! I highly doubt you have scared Fan away.......

[southernbelle47]

Once upon a time...

Of course Muffins
no offence taken!
Fan the MAN
Will be back
When he can!

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Wish I could do poetry,

This is brilliant xxx

[Accountable for Me]

Once upon a time...

I agree Paula! I read this, laugh so hard, and wish I had such talent! Keep it coming all!

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Pedro, pedro, pedro ....

I've never had enough .................

[lushy]

Once upon a time...

I am confused, what did I miss?
besides the fact in Fan's pants he did piss?

Pedro, my love, your node is not gone
and you can have it back for a song

I do not judge a book by its cover
not friend, not foe, not even you, lover

So please come see me in the back of the bus
let's get away from all the muffin fuss

And I will gladly return the gland I adore
I don't care if the muffins call me a whore

My dear sweet muffins while I am returning the node
Can we please get this bus moving on down the road?

[betty boop]

Once upon a time...

Lush my love ....

The bus is movin but we're all sharin Pedro ....