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LOL!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Feels SO good to be back.
I feel toasty warm! Just like a muffin should. I'll post of my honest real life business elsewhere. This is MUCH more fun.
Thank you for the wonderful welcome back!Comment
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Sorry Kanga for the delay -my possums won't leave me alone! I shall start a thread "I had a dream"
hundi cobber__________________________________________________ _
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hundi....you tease you did not start a new one! well maybe you are doing it right now. sigh i have no patience... good thing im not a doctor!Comment
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catching the muffin bus....
"Becca! Becca!" screamed Allie with glee! I'm climbing on too, so slide over for me! I've been moderating quite well, but consumed with so much, that I've not taken the time to join this lovely bunch. But with things always harried and life in a tizzy, this roller coaster lifestyle is making me dizzy. So I'm coming aboard to this great "muffin mod plight", although I'll need a ride to my plane on Tuesday so I dont miss my flight. I'm heading to Puerto Rico for a week in the sun, and I'll try hard not to feel guilty while I have so much fun! I'll try my darn best to be a good girl while I'm there, though the tropical drinks might be a big snare...
So keep me in mind as your new muffin lass, and if I have too much rum, you can all kick my ass!
Allie
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"Did you hear that muffs, Allie is taking us on vacation!!!!" Yipeeee. All of the muffs danced with delight until they realized, Puerto Rico means sun and beaches and sun and beaches means bathing suits. And with that Lush sadly said, "I am sorry but I think I will stay behind and make sure all is well here on the bus because my muffin top cannot squeeze into any sort of bathing suit right now. I will miss you all dearly but please send me postcards. I will bake and freeze hundreds of muffins for you all for when you return."I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship meComment
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But Allie replied, "Lush dont be silly, we muffins are cute! And I'm sad to the core that you're cancelling to boot!" There's plenty of muffins in Peurto Rico for sure.... and the miles of white beaches we can walk and lose more! But I've been starving this ass to squeeze into my bikini, so I can lounge on the beach proudly sipping a martini! (well... maybe a pina colada)
So I'm off the tanning bed to boost up my tan, so I can proudly walk on the beach with my great muffin man! But postcards I'll send you of the soft silky sand, and the clear crystal waters and myself once its tanned. But in the meantime bake some muffins and lemon poppyseeds my fave.... and all of you muffineers are expected to behave!
So who's driving this bus, I cant tell from the back? Whoever it is doesnt have quite the knack! That pothole was a bear on my back.... slow down! slow down! Is that you lush up front????What happens in Vegas goes straight to Ohio....Comment
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Allie and her muffin man at the beach! Attached files [img]/converted_files/141095=55-attachment.jpg[/img]:h :h :h :hComment
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and then came the duck ....quack quackComment
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But it wasnt Lush driving the bus....It was Pedro O'mally...The half mexican half irish eqivalent of Dick Van Dyke....And with a push of a button.....Mechanical wings sprouted from the bus..........."Hockay Ma Muffins....Off to Puerto Rico"......."To be sure"I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009
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I just realised...I proberly just killed hundreds of years of international relations with one sentence.I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009Comment
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"Hoooray!!" screamed the muffins, in total delight
As the bus sprouted wings and took off in flight.
And even though Luschy had protested the trip
The muffins held her in place with quite a firm grip!
For all of the muffins were needed for this fun
For walking, and talking and laughs in the sun!
So thanks to our Mack we are now on our way
With a smile and a wave and a great big "Hooray!".....Over 4 months AF :hComment
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Hooray!!!! Attached files [img]/converted_files/141151=57-attachment.jpg[/img] [img]/converted_files/141151=58-attachment.jpg[/img]:h :h :h :hComment
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Don't want to interrupt the flow of this story, said the luscious muffin ofall, but dammit Macks if your comment about ruining international relations in one sentence made me dribble pee. And a lot of it. Damn that was funny stuff. And so with that, Lush took her much too large muffin top (although getting smaller as was 3 pounds lighter this morning) and went upon the sprouting bus, and the first words she shouted were, "how the hell do all of you people have time to write paragraphs that rhyme so well? I really must know." And then Lush turned down every morsel of food offered to her so as not to expand the muffin any further.I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship meComment
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Finally hearing Mack's frantic jumping, Eustacia slowly emerged from her 10-day cough syrup induced slumber. She was happy to see that she was still on the bus and that all of her friends were fine. She gratefullly scarfed down Lush's discarded morsels and then ransacked the bus for more. When she found that the bus's pantry was empty and lo! so was its bar, she decided that she had better get a job to replenish the bus with all things good and fun and fattening. She knew that she could find work in the Coney Island Sideshow.Comment
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